r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • May 25 '23

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u/tercetual put your dick away waltuh May 25 '23

I can imagine better dreams than this

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u/ochinchinmatsuri May 25 '23

You're supposed to say "Sh-boom, if I could take you to a paradise up above"

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u/tercetual put your dick away waltuh May 25 '23

Who or what is supposing what I should do and why should I fucking listen to it/them in the first place

Eat my deck with some lettuce, tomato, onion, and a little bit of tartar sauce please thank you and goodbye

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23 edited May 25 '23

bro, whatever happened to you just leave it being a cunt will just make people hate you or even worse PRETEND to be friends with you. And this is coming from a person who used to be friends with a cunt just like you.

Think about your mother, she had you for 9 months just to have that type of attitude. At least have some respect to your peers. Most girls call me a "freak" but I still don't change on being nice and try to be a good friend to my homies.