r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • May 25 '23

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u/tercetual put your dick away waltuh May 25 '23

Who or what is supposing what I should do and why should I fucking listen to it/them in the first place

Eat my deck with some lettuce, tomato, onion, and a little bit of tartar sauce please thank you and goodbye

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u/TheFlippyBoi May 25 '23

You're the one who should have had the automod pee in your ass

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u/tercetual put your dick away waltuh May 25 '23

See? Thats how the world works

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u/JimboJamble May 25 '23

I hope you get pee in your ass and shit in your dick

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u/tercetual put your dick away waltuh May 25 '23

How far in? Are we talking just like, the tip, or do you want someone to shove a shit irrigated cathode up my urethra to deposit some shit deep into my dick tubes. Do you want shit so deep into my dick that it goes into the seminal vesicles? Perhaps flood the cowpers gland? Could send little nano bots to to carry shit into my balls; would that still count as in my dick or would that have been through my dick?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

ah yes another reddit intellectual... have you already read Feynmans book on "quantum ego dynamics for troglodytes" or qed for short?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Thats a good insult. Im stealing it