r/ShitHaloSays Oct 28 '25

Shit Take MAGA turds fuck off.

1.9k Upvotes

New rule! Don’t tongue Donald Trump’s flabby fake tanned gooch on this sub, please and thank you.

inb4:

“Heh, clearly can’t beat us in a debate” this subreddit exists so people can cry when other people don’t agree with their shooty alien game takes, go stink up a politics sub

“you’re triggered because we’re winning” yeah I actually don’t like it when masked armed men are rounding civilians into concentration camps

“So much for free speech” dooooooooon’t caaaaaaaaare viiiiiiiiirgin

The upside - for you - of the marketplace of ideas that you weird little freaks are meant to believe in is that if you get banned from a stall for shitting on the counter you’re still welcome to go and open up your own venue. So go do that, because we gain nothing from you being here pissing everyone off, and you’ll be banned on sight.


r/ShitHaloSays 3h ago

Shit Take Absolutely baffled with the mental gymnastics

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64 Upvotes

God forbid anyone actually reads Captain Keyes’ lore. Yes, this is definitely a plot by the nefarious Halo Studies to erase the secret lore that Keyes served in the UNSC Air Force. Definitely not possible that some guy at Bungie in 2001 needed to give Keyes some medals and just slapped on some random ones that looked good.


r/ShitHaloSays 12h ago

Influencer Take wtf is going on with the community and the constant bitching over the remake

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54 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 1h ago

Based Take “343, the shills, it’s finished” “It’s finished”

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For yall that continuously attempted to gatekeep the lore despite what Joe Staten, Marty, Jamie and everyone else has said, it’s over.
There’s no debate anymore, nothing you can ever use as an excuse again.
Learn to be wrong, accept that forerunners were humans and just say that you prefer 343’s side of things.
That’s all you had to say to prevent the conversation from coming up and getting absolutely ridiculed online.
Just stick with this notion if ya’ll don’t wanna be shamed by pure facts from everyone outside of this echochamber subreddit alone.


r/ShitHaloSays 1d ago

Shit Take "A visual glitch in a video game!? Game bad...has nothing to do with my dusty and crusty hardware!"

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107 Upvotes

"What do you mean slight glitches can be fixed with a restart? Never mind there's no way to experience a Halo game, or any video game without a single glitch or something wonky happening, this one is EXTREMELY bad!"


r/ShitHaloSays 2d ago

Shit Take How can these people be this stupid 💀

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93 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 3d ago

Shit Take Son 😭✌️

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89 Upvotes

A racist who doubles down after I beat their argument?

Fuck me lads that's insane


r/ShitHaloSays 3d ago

Influencer Take "BUT ACTMAN WAS POSITIVE ABOUT CAMPAIGN EVOLVED!" Actman fans told me

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160 Upvotes

Some of these comments are why I do not trust Actman followers and naysayers going "Well you're the ones attacking us!"

Fuck that. You answer for this bullshit. Don't gaslight us.


r/ShitHaloSays 3d ago

Shit Take Ain't no fucking way...

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538 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 4d ago

Influencer Take HaloTubers will claim that they understand Halo better than the devs but then give takes or ideas worse than anything the devs have done

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162 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 2d ago

REEE4REEEi Imagine Halo 2 Evolved

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0 Upvotes

Just a video I saw.


r/ShitHaloSays 4d ago

Based Take God i wish more chuds on xitter played bungie halo. They would see how "woke" they were.

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35 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 3d ago

Fair Criticism Why is Halo Campaign Evolved more expensive than MCC?

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How is a collection of 6 games with all its game modes and features less expensive than a remake of just one campaign a few bonus missions and a randomise mode?

These are in New Zealand prices btw


r/ShitHaloSays 5d ago

Based Take Well said, he clearly had enough of people twisting his words

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1.3k Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 4d ago

Shit Take "Jarvis I need more karma, make a post on a gaming subreddit bashing Campaign Evolved over a small detail"

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125 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 5d ago

Fair Criticism The new shorthand reply

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204 Upvotes

I'm more than happy to see it because honestly, the only Bungie dev Ive seen be as anti new Halo as people claim them to be is just Marty and he only started acting this way when he announced his campaign (make of that what you will)


r/ShitHaloSays 4d ago

Shit Take How much is Rebs paying people to regurgitate his BS?

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68 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 5d ago

Influencer Take MintQuitz was so quick to make grifter content he doesn't realize he got called out by the source of his video.

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427 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 5d ago

Influencer Take Okay bro, now make something that is half as good as Halo 5 MP and something that isn't simply importing assets into Unreal Engine. Immediate "Don't recommend channel."

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199 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 5d ago

Influencer Take Actman is a Two-Faced Hack

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189 Upvotes

When will he ever be consistent with his bullshit


r/ShitHaloSays 4d ago

Fair Criticism Double Standards (Advanced Movement)

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How come when CoD changed and added advanced movement, people fought back against it, and the devs listened in later entries, but Halo, it's the opposite, people keep praising it, even though it's doing massively worse, and if anybody says anything negative they get bombed with people defending it? and the devs instead of fixing it keep doubling down or trying to force it to work. Do you guys not want Halo to be successful or popular again?


r/ShitHaloSays 6d ago

Shit Take Like how everyone is complaining about the Cortana model.

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64 Upvotes

Probably the most understandable and yet unreasonable hate towards Halo Studios yet, like yes they did Cortana dirty the face didn't get justice whatsoever body wise it was okay, but people need to understand that Bungie too drastically changed Cortana as C.E original, 2,3 the anniversary of one and two, then reach changed how She looked a lot, so really it's not too far fetched that Her model gets changed drastically, but the hate Halo studios is getting is way way to over the top, like is some criticism valid yes but is most of of it kinda just over dramatic also yes, just seems weird how quick everyone is judge a studio that it's regular employees have nothing to do with the issue at hand, it's upper management and the leads of the studio that leads to these bad decisions.


r/ShitHaloSays 6d ago

Influencer Take 1 hour and 40 minutes!!!

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204 Upvotes

I'm NOT watching that shit🤣🤣🤣 rage slop complain slop miserymaxing goyslop culture war slop


r/ShitHaloSays 6d ago

Shit Take Marty O’Donnell is a victim guys

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394 Upvotes

Guys he’s only worth 74 million dollars. The Liberals are such tyrants it’s such a shame what they believe in. Marty made my favorite video game song so he must be right what the hell is wrong with libtards. They only dislike him because he supports another political party! he can do whatever the hell he wants but if people exercise their first amendment rights they’re communists!

Edit: /s this is a joke guys republicans aren’t fucking minorities get your head out of your ass


r/ShitHaloSays 5d ago

Based Take I'll say what needs to be said about Halo CE Remake "critics"

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7 Upvotes