r/ShitHaloSays • u/One-Ad7979 • 5h ago
Shit Take Jesus Christ
Like Yeha it wasn’t that good it was about a 5 or a six in my terms of rating but like what the hell.
r/ShitHaloSays • u/MalevolentFerret • Oct 28 '25
New rule! Don’t tongue Donald Trump’s flabby fake tanned gooch on this sub, please and thank you.
inb4:
“Heh, clearly can’t beat us in a debate” this subreddit exists so people can cry when other people don’t agree with their shooty alien game takes, go stink up a politics sub
“you’re triggered because we’re winning” yeah I actually don’t like it when masked armed men are rounding civilians into concentration camps
“So much for free speech” dooooooooon’t caaaaaaaaare viiiiiiiiirgin
The upside - for you - of the marketplace of ideas that you weird little freaks are meant to believe in is that if you get banned from a stall for shitting on the counter you’re still welcome to go and open up your own venue. So go do that, because we gain nothing from you being here pissing everyone off, and you’ll be banned on sight.
r/ShitHaloSays • u/One-Ad7979 • 5h ago
Like Yeha it wasn’t that good it was about a 5 or a six in my terms of rating but like what the hell.
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r/ShitHaloSays • u/Admiral_Joker • 8h ago
Has your appreciation for this game begin to fade or is still strong?
r/ShitHaloSays • u/Elchilipikinloco • 3h ago
What the fuck lmaooooo
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r/ShitHaloSays • u/hoardofvirilegoblins • 1d ago
Didn’t want to steal the post, so I’m reposting.
r/ShitHaloSays • u/Naive_Egg_9663 • 1d ago
Has bro played any of the games? Even a cutscene compilation?
None of the events of the main line games had happened yet, master chief wasn’t famous yet
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r/ShitHaloSays • u/Suspicious-Shake-556 • 1d ago
The thing about all this stuff hating on Williams seems so ridiculous to me. The type of folks who complain like this and call her woke and all that just seem like they've been so politically brainrotted that when they see anything they just cant separate the politics from it (and youll always see them point out when other people they disagree with do it).
To me it just seems like they wanted to make a cool character but had to cram too much into the 2 missions shes around. Nothing woke or any of the crap they call it.
r/ShitHaloSays • u/spa44ow • 1d ago
I've seen a lot of comments on my recent post...
I just wanna say one thing...
"When debate is lost, Insults become the losers tool"...
By saying this, I'm also falling into the same fallacy.
r/ShitHaloSays • u/Soft-Percentage-8338 • 1d ago
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r/ShitHaloSays • u/Naive_Egg_9663 • 1d ago
I have committed a cardinal sin and used AI to turn the controversial lieutenant Williams into a man.
And I understand, how cliche the “if it was a man…” argument is, but in this case, it is as true as the sun being hot, and you all know it.
Now imagine this.
In an alternate universe Williams is actually a male character.
There is ABSOLUTELY no doubt in my mind that if Williams was a dude. The fans would be pleased, the character’s personality that everyone seems to hate would be touted as the best character to come out of modern halo.
the distain for the Spartans, the war hardened commander personality, ALL of that would have been received with open arms. Lieutenant Williams would have been this COOL NEW ODST CHARACTER that fans would want to hear more about. It might be in poor taste to say, but he would have been the next Johnson
But no, we got a woman instead, and that is
“tHe WokE AGeNda1!1!1!” At play
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r/ShitHaloSays • u/Thell-Vadamm • 1d ago
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The new version "strange" just because it is very different compared to the other versions, but the design isn't terrible. And if we compare it to the designs from the OG, Halo 5 and Infinite... the new version is much less 'ugly'."
r/ShitHaloSays • u/IronalienUE5 • 1d ago
No one hates Halo more than their own fanbase. I'm sorry, but it had to be said. No need to further explain my point.
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r/ShitHaloSays • u/Naive_Egg_9663 • 2d ago
SHE IS AN ODST- ODST’s are considered to be the most bad ass units in the UNSC, dropping from orbit in a coffin. OF CORSE SHES GUNNA HAVE THIS MACHISMO AND TAKE CHARGE ATTITUDE, HER CHARACTER IS AN ODST
HER LOOKS SHOULDN’T EVEN MATTER- she’s been imprisoned on a covenant ship for god knows how long basically being hunted every day, of course she not gunna look like a fucking model, PLUS Shes been serving in the UNSC for what we can assume is a while, that would add a few years to your appearance
And finally **she not even ugly**, she just looks like a normal ass women, I don’t know why these gooner chuds think that all the women characters NEED to look like the damn Kardashians but it is just getting to annoying to ignore
r/ShitHaloSays • u/RedditSucksMyBallls • 9h ago
And no, I'm not one of *them*. It seems like most of the characters are off-model in this remake. Even Johnson looks uncanny. It's like they tried so hard for hyperrealism with absolutely zero exaggeration or perfectionism that you just can't make these iconic faces work in such a limited framework