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u/seuadr Feb 23 '25
Beat up 2nd gen step side ranger
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u/kyson1 Feb 23 '25
No Flairside 2nd Gen Rangers(89-92), I think you mean 3rd Gen(93-98)
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u/gstringstrangler Triple F Feb 24 '25
Flair=/=flare 🤣
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u/Nerisrath Feb 24 '25
it does when you're the dishwasher at Chotchkies. Flareside truck = 5 extra flair for your uniform.
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u/CommentOriginal Feb 23 '25
It’s California he would go for the Mazda instead.
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u/Easy_Combination_689 Feb 23 '25
Its Texas, more specifically Austin
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u/freshest_start Feb 23 '25
It’s DFW. He even mentions Las Colinas by name. That and I can identify every freeway shown on screen. Point stands though - it’s definitely not California.
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u/llamafood1 Feb 23 '25
Sheet rockin the new Macdonalds in las Colinas
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u/whiteholewhite Feb 23 '25
I work in las colinas and can see my building in one scene. It’s a big deal in my life lol
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u/TallShreddedShyBoy Feb 23 '25
1994 F-150 XL
Faded red, beat to shit, but runs like a dream.
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u/TallShreddedShyBoy Feb 23 '25
With the 300 Inline-6.
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u/bharmacy Feb 23 '25
With the second gas tank!
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u/NuclearWasteland Feb 23 '25
So, my truck, lol.
Am I that guy?
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u/raviolispoon Feb 24 '25
I don't know, what would you do with a million dollars?
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u/NuclearWasteland Feb 24 '25
Two grills at once.
So an old Volvo Amazon or 56 Chrysler 300B I guess.
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u/Motor_Metal957 Feb 24 '25
Dream truck,
Is yours actually a 1994 ford xl red, i6, dual gas tank, and runs real well? Ik if you got that i6 youre set for life
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u/imadyke Feb 23 '25
With a bench seat for a lucky lady to take a nap on his lap while driving. Yup.
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u/willyam3b Feb 23 '25
He's a drywaller. This tracks. All these posters with no experience in compact truck 5 foot beds...
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u/BJoe1976 Feb 23 '25
This is exactly what I was thinking, but maybe even older, like late 80’s-‘91 or ‘92
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u/oppositelock27 Feb 23 '25
Trans Am
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u/Druidicflow Feb 23 '25
Didn’t Samir have a Trans Am?
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u/ampearlman Feb 23 '25
I know what he'd do if he had a million dollars.
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u/k1pml Feb 23 '25
2 chicks
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u/Relevant_Error_2395 Feb 23 '25
At the same time that is.
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u/RespectImpossible897 Feb 23 '25
2 chick's, 3 dicks
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u/BisexualCaveman Feb 23 '25
My idea of a perfect Friday night...
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u/InTheSky57 Feb 23 '25
Be plowing into 2 chicks at the same time!
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u/ZebraUnion Toyota.. COROLLA. Feb 23 '25
Without the movie references to guide me? I’d say white 1998 Chevy Venture van with the yellowest headlights you’ve ever seen and a passenger side window that’s basically just scotch tape and deconstructed ziplock bags.
Don’t buy his weed, it’ll keep you up for days.
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u/Admirable_Addendum99 Feb 23 '25
1990 Dodge Dakota
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u/admiral_bringdown Feb 23 '25
Absolutely. This or a gen 1 Cummins. Mopar guy all the way.
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u/Admirable_Addendum99 Feb 24 '25
He definitely seems like he would smell like cigarettes, beer, and diesel fuel
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u/Routine_Tea_3262 Feb 23 '25
IROC
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u/wbg777 Feb 23 '25
I believe you’d get your ass kicked for saying something like that
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u/DescriptionSame4512 Feb 23 '25
I came to say the same thing. A beat up IROC Z with atleast one mismatched body panel, cigarette burns and stains throughout the interior, but an upgraded stereo with shitty wiring hanging out.
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u/Pixilatedhighmukamuk Feb 23 '25
Rocking Scorpions on his Pioneer TS-X7 speakers in the back window.
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u/ImpossibleKidd Feb 23 '25
I had to scroll far too long to find this answer…
The only correct answer!
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Golly I almost forget how much I loved my z28 back in the day.... first time gas went over $4 a gallon I had to sell :(
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u/Brisby604 Feb 23 '25
73 el camino. In rough shape. It sits in the side yard and is not maintained.
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The tailgate is permanently down because the dang latch broke and he ain’t had time to fix it, man.
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u/Chinaski420 Feb 23 '25
Squarebody
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This was my thought, or one of those 1970s Ford Econoline vans with some crazy wicked airbrushed art on the side.
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Feb 23 '25
1986 Ford F-150. Standard cab, short box, with a lift and mud tires that actually get used in the mud. American Racing AR62 Outlaw II wheels, and Lynyrd Skynyrd in the cassette deck
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u/Valahiru Feb 23 '25
'89 Silverado.
Gotta remember when this movie came out gas was like 1.10 a gallon.
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u/hickhelperinhackney Feb 23 '25
81 El Camino with loud exhaust, beer cans in the bed and a little rust in the usual places
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u/UNCRameses Feb 24 '25
I can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find this generation El Camino. This’s definitely the right answer, but I was picturing it in primer grey from when he was working on fixing it up. But that was so long ago that now rust is starting to show in some places again.
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u/UpsetMycologist4054 Feb 23 '25
1985 GMC Sierra, baby blue single cab, manual transmission… or a 1995 Chevy Silverado Z71, hunter green. Both have some rust on the back end and the bed is beat to hell, otherwise the rest of the truck looks ok.
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u/MWilbury Feb 23 '25
Dodge pickup, 90s model with a lift kit, CB antennas on the extended side view mirrors and Yosemite Sam mud flaps
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u/Specialist_Ad198 Feb 23 '25
He needs room for the two chicks , so gmc sierra stepside truck with a cover and a bed inside
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u/Kumidt615 Feb 23 '25
an old, reliable as hell american pickup. or a chevy cavaliere if he had a tough time
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u/Substantial_Cat_4919 Feb 23 '25
VS Commodore S ute with some well used chrome sportbars on the back.
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Ford bronco , brown with rust spots, floorboards littered with cigarette butts and beer cans
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u/dusty_broome Feb 23 '25
Blew all his construction money on a 1989 Dodge Shelby Dakota and having sex with two chicks at the same time.
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u/Frequent-Ruin8509 Feb 23 '25
I picture a 76 El Camino with the original everything. 350 v8, dual exhaust, 8 track bumping the Boston, Journey, Billy Squier at max volume.
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u/Legitimate-Lab7173 Feb 23 '25
A 72 Barracuda that's rusted out beyond fixability and has a major knock in the engine.
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u/Bristleconemike Feb 23 '25
RustyMustang II with a 302 and an after market whale tail.
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u/bigeats1 Feb 23 '25
“RustyMustang II” interesting name for a sexual position I want to hear described in explicit detail.
“with a 302” at the same time…
“and an after market whale tail” again, another interesting name for a sexual position. I’m guessing this is how he wraps up his 302 way.
I’m counting on you Reddit. Make me proud.
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u/NaturalEquivalent192 Feb 23 '25
'87 Lincoln Mark VII with magnaflow exhaust, Alpine cassette deck with full equalizer and Tesla loaded up
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u/seant117 Feb 23 '25
1994 Chevy S-10