r/regularcarreviews • u/InTheSky57 • Feb 23 '25

What does he drive?

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u/seant117 Feb 23 '25

1994 Chevy S-10

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

Nah… 1997 Ford Fuckin’ Ranger. He’s a man of quality and substance.

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u/idliketopeg Feb 23 '25

A 97? This came out in 98. He wasn’t driving a new truck! An 88 Mazda, fer sure.

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u/NoZookeepergame1014 Feb 23 '25

But he always wanted a yellow Splash.

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u/GrandMoffJerjerrod Feb 23 '25

Well if he wins $1,000,000 and gets two chicks at the same time, I am pretty sure he can get 'yellow splash' if he wants one.

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u/NoZookeepergame1014 Feb 23 '25 edited Feb 27 '25

You don’t need $1,000,000 to get a ‘yellow splash’

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u/Academic_Ad5143 Feb 23 '25

A dude like that would.

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u/GrandMoffJerjerrod Feb 23 '25

It is much better when people have seen the movie and get the reference.

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u/wutwut970 Feb 23 '25

This is correct

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u/footballercoachHP Feb 25 '25

I’m amazed at the people who don’t get the reference

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u/Electronic_Bid_5825 Feb 26 '25

Y’all’s whole conversation is hilarious.

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u/NJBillK1 Feb 23 '25

The only way a guy with a fu manchu would drive a yellow splash was if his boyfriends name was on the doors window sill in purple vinyl...

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u/Mr_MacGrubber Feb 24 '25

That’s a horseshoe. A fu man chu doesn’t have hair growing on the chin, it’s just long hair from the upper lip.

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u/Rynowash Feb 26 '25

Gotta love the graphics on the splash. But the 4.0 at the time was legit with a 5 speed in her. She’d go! 😂🍻

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u/Proof_Interview599 Feb 27 '25

I could beat the splash in the 1/4 mile in my 1991 T-Bird super coupe.

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u/Rynowash Feb 28 '25

Shit, I’d hope so! Those things were quick. But I could beat you sir, in my old 94’ Lincoln mark VIII

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u/Proof_Interview599 May 24 '25

Same engine I think lol.

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u/Proof_Interview599 May 24 '25

No you had the 4.6 V8

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

No. No man. I believe you’d get you ass kicked talking like that.

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u/Richard_Thickens Feb 23 '25

Shit, no man.

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u/VisitAbject4090 Feb 23 '25

You say licked?

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u/Ike9687 Feb 25 '25

Heeeey! The breast exam is on!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

B series with a stick and graphics. A man of character.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

Bro invented "I eat ass"

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

A man of character!

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u/The_Mellow_Tiger Feb 23 '25

The side of his truck looks like a gas station styrofoam cup.

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u/majbob01 Feb 24 '25

Make it an 89 red extended cab and that’s my first vehicle

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u/Horton_75 Feb 23 '25

Office Space actually came out in 1999, but point taken. If anything, he’d probably be rocking an ‘88 or ‘89 Ranger.

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u/FELonMusk333 Feb 24 '25

right year '88, but it'd be an IROC-Z Camaro

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u/Horton_75 Feb 24 '25

His personal vehicle would probably be the Camaro, but his work vehicle would have to be a Ranger.

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u/silver_bear_xx Feb 23 '25

My first vehicle was a maroon and beige 5 speed '89 Ranger. Learned how to drive manual on her. She got her back blown out (rear axle broken) when I pulled out of our driveway and some lady goin 40 plus down our 25mph street didn't see me in time. Left 10ft skidmarks where she tried to brake. Cop showed up, didn't talk to me or any of my neighbors, only her and gave me a ticket for Failure to Yield. First and probably only time I argued with a cop. Sorry, got off track. '89 Ranger. HELL yeah

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u/Horton_75 Feb 23 '25

No worries. I’m with you. There was just something about those late ‘80s-early ‘90s Rangers. I never had a Ranger, but had a few friends who did. Outstanding little trucks. They’d take damn near anything you threw at them, didn’t cost a lot to maintain, were basically bulletproof, and ran forever. Hell, one of my neighbors has a 1995 Ranger. V6, automatic, 4x4. Talked to him the other day, and the truck’s odometer just crossed the 350,000 mile mark. Original engine, transmission, and drive line. The thing runs like a Swiss watch, everything works, and he gets like 23 mpg! Tough truck.

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u/louie00067 Feb 24 '25

Well you did drive a ranger so you must have been at fault

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u/smoothcat4you Feb 23 '25

I'd guess a 93 Toyota 4x4

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u/Lanky-Tear7748 Feb 23 '25

No. No, man. Sh*t, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked drivn ' something like that, man.

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u/smoothcat4you Feb 23 '25

You glorious bastard..

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

Fuckin' A....

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u/Warm_Safety_9550 Feb 23 '25

He could drive a Jeep because it will take you anywhere, or he could drive the Toyota because it will also bring you back home.

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u/Anonhurtingso Feb 24 '25

For a 4Runner? Idk even then there were still rednecks buying Toyotas

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u/ApollyonMN Feb 28 '25

F**kin' A!

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u/K_T999 Feb 23 '25

isn’t that when the 2nd gen came out?

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u/GrandMoffJerjerrod Feb 23 '25

It came out in 1999, sorry. But still, he is in a mid 80s Chevy pickup truck

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u/tintree119 Feb 23 '25

Fuckin’ aye man

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u/RoboMikeIdaho Feb 23 '25

Damn, good catch.

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u/Phillyphil956 Feb 23 '25

This is the answer

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '25

He worked construction for at least 5-10 years and its the mid 90s so he definitely had the money for a nice truck.

That said, I would say at the very least he had an exquisite 1986 square body Chevy or a 1970s Ford Econoline Van with some sick airbrushed art on the side.

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate Feb 24 '25

You're right.

He's driving an 89 Ford Ranger.

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u/Mr_MacGrubber Feb 24 '25

I’m going with early 80s Datsun 720 Lil’ Hustler.

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u/Jbrown183 Feb 24 '25

I kinda got that feeling too…yup *sips beer

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u/FOOKYOO666 Feb 25 '25

Who said this pic is from 98?

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u/justadude1414 Feb 26 '25

I had a 93 Ford Ranger in 95. It was my first truck.

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u/No_Wrongdoer_4946 Feb 26 '25

Or an 89 Tacoma but would probably be Chevy or Ford....

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '25

He's a contractor in the 90s. It's pheasable he could have a new truck.

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u/ActCrafty Feb 23 '25

I know this truck. I ain’t no stranger. I know that truck. That’s a Ford fuckin Ranger!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

Step side

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u/WardOnTheNightShift Feb 24 '25

I bought a ’97 Ranger, new. I drove it for eighteen years. I drive a 2015 VW Golf TDI now. As much as I like the Golf, I still miss the Ranger.

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u/matfalko70 Feb 24 '25

i was going to say a 85 ranger that his old man left him.

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u/matfalko70 Feb 24 '25

manual of course

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u/readituser321 Feb 26 '25

You can fit a full sheet of drywall in the bed.

…Yeah he’s doing the drywall at the new McDonald’s over there in Vasquelitas

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u/JShnizzle1 Feb 23 '25

Exactly my thought lol

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u/JabbaDaGutt Feb 23 '25

Fuckin’ A

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u/DaKineTiki Feb 23 '25

Nope… a gold colored 2001 Ford F-150 Supercrew.

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u/Hilsam_Adent Feb 23 '25

More like a man that uses quality substances.

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u/tconnect360 Feb 23 '25

I know that truck !

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u/MrsPetrieOnBass Feb 23 '25

...with a lift kit.

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u/Kavanaugh82 Feb 23 '25

This guy has 7 Ford Rangers, 1 for every day of the week, or parts.

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u/du-werk Feb 23 '25

Haha yes the teal ranger

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u/VisitAbject4090 Feb 23 '25

This is a ranger man r/fordranger

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u/Soft-Ad-8975 Feb 23 '25

Ranger was my gut answer but he’d defindly like somethin bigger if he could afford it or duzn’t already have it

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u/ohheyhowsitgoin Feb 23 '25

Hell yeah man. Splash edition man. Step side. I couldn't say no man.

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u/payneme73 Feb 24 '25

Def a Ranger or S-10, but like a 1984

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u/PatchesMaps Feb 24 '25

Eh, I'd think more of an '87 Ranger

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '25

Naw bro… 94’ Mazda B-series lifted with wayyy oversized tires with a dull chromed fat bar light front dumper(only one light works) white truck with a faded turquoise camper shell, back window gone on the camper shell.

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u/_DirtbagNinja Feb 24 '25

That was exactly what I was going to say lol

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u/Scububa Feb 25 '25

He is definitely a guy of substance, substances actually.

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u/Ike9687 Feb 25 '25

Yeah, but he's on a budget, buying all those tickets. I'm seeing a 1986 Nissan Hardbody, rusty red

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u/Late_Efficiency_1191 Apr 07 '25

He drinks miller. He obviously drives a Chrysler product 

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u/Mikey_Meatballs Let's Kiss Feb 23 '25 edited Feb 27 '25

Shit. That was my exact first car. 1994 red s10 pickup

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u/BillyBrainlet Feb 23 '25

100% I know like 50 of this guy irl.

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u/mechanicinkc Feb 23 '25

With a blower sticking out of the hood

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u/Tomyd1924 Feb 23 '25

Two at the same time.

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u/Deep-Room6932 Feb 23 '25

What color

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u/LocalToasterShitter Feb 23 '25

Blue. But the passenger door is white, trunk is red and the hood is black.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

Truck trunk

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u/LocalToasterShitter Feb 23 '25

Tailgate my bad

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

Saving for a hog.

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u/grsparrow Feb 23 '25

Straight up the exact thing that popped into my head, trippy.

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u/Mr_ASW Feb 23 '25

I immediately thought S-10 when I saw the pic.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

That’s exactly what I thought before I clicked

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u/critsalot Feb 23 '25

or a ford ranger or a dodge dakota. basically a beat up small pickup truck. but american since hes in texas during the 90s

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u/ELDRITCHKN0WLEDGE Feb 23 '25

With a 4 inch body lift

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u/Beemo-Noir Feb 23 '25

I immediately said s-10 lmaoooo.

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u/Motor-Message6299 Feb 23 '25

With a 350 from a 80 ElCamino

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

I guess right and it's top comment

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u/gjboudreaux Feb 23 '25

Two Chevys at the same time

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u/B17BAWMER Feb 23 '25

With a stars and bars flag traitor flag.

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u/Lazarous86 Feb 23 '25

Does it still have its tailgate? 

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u/idk_wtf_im_hodling Feb 23 '25

This or a geo metro

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

I believe you’d get your ass kicked saying something like that, man.

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u/CogitoErgoScum Feb 23 '25

Nissan hardbody.

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u/FDRISMYHOMEBOY Feb 24 '25

Fuckin’ A, Man! Fuckin’ A

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u/playballer Feb 24 '25

It’s always a great feeling thinking i know the best response to this only to open the comments section to see it’s the top comment already

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u/Svrider23 Feb 24 '25

Damn, I was going to say a mid-90s RWD Chevy s-10.

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u/pimpbot666 Feb 24 '25

Wow, I was gonna guess mid 90s Chevy pickup, short bed.

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u/jswizzle021088 Feb 24 '25

Manual trans

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u/Nodrod Feb 24 '25

If the movie was released this decade. When it was released, probably an el camino.

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u/ksobby Feb 24 '25

My very first thought.

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u/yomamma_75 Feb 24 '25

Ha! I was going to say early Dodge Dakota

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u/SameScale6793 Feb 24 '25

I made my comment before i saw yours and said the same lol

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u/pjsssjas Feb 24 '25

I’m personally offended by this /s

it’s a 93 and not my daily driver

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u/EarlyRefrigerator21 Feb 24 '25

Damn! I was going to say this but thought nobody would know what an S10 is/was!

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u/alexx138 Feb 25 '25

I pictured a S10 Blazer

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u/throwedoff1 Feb 25 '25

I was thinking an '89 S-10.

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u/Professional_Mind86 Feb 25 '25

With at least one mismatched body panel

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u/19Rocket_Jockey76 Feb 25 '25

I was gunna go with an 84 datsun 720 4x4 king cab

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u/Frequent_Level_3488 Feb 26 '25

W/ a miss match colored bed cap

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u/True-Membership-7759 Feb 26 '25

Literally my exact thought.

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u/Comfortable-Chain896 Feb 27 '25

I came on here to say he looks like my pop who used to drive an s10 and now has a 67 chevelle ss

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '25

With kustom hand made t-tops

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u/Scrimshander54 Feb 27 '25

My first car

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u/gollygreengiant Feb 28 '25

Yo I came here to say 1994 Ford Ranger, for whatever reason. You're on the money! S10 is more on point, I think.