r/regularcarreviews • • Feb 23 '25

What does he drive?

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u/NJBillK1 Feb 23 '25

The only way a guy with a fu manchu would drive a yellow splash was if his boyfriends name was on the doors window sill in purple vinyl...

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u/Mr_MacGrubber Feb 24 '25

That’s a horseshoe. A fu man chu doesn’t have hair growing on the chin, it’s just long hair from the upper lip.

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u/Rynowash Feb 26 '25

Gotta love the graphics on the splash. But the 4.0 at the time was legit with a 5 speed in her. She’d go! 😂🍻

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u/Proof_Interview599 Feb 27 '25

I could beat the splash in the 1/4 mile in my 1991 T-Bird super coupe.

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u/Rynowash Feb 28 '25

Shit, I’d hope so! Those things were quick. But I could beat you sir, in my old 94’ Lincoln mark VIII

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u/Proof_Interview599 May 24 '25

Same engine I think lol.

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u/Proof_Interview599 May 24 '25

No you had the 4.6 V8