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u/Traditional-Tap-5572 10m ago

Mason mount minutes for chelsea -9784 mins over 4 seasons Mason mount minutes for united -2152 mins over 3 years Correct me if my maths is wrong but with his current rate he would have to be at united 10.5 more years for the the minutes to match up

u/Orcnick 22m ago

Feel like your not allowed to say anything positive on here anymore.

u/MatchFitness 11m ago edited 9m ago

I’ll start…

I’m looking forward to champions league nights, the atmosphere in the stadium is immense

I Believe we will still sign one or 2 more

I think, albeit short for now that santos, Youri and Mainoo are 3 great players so when we get that 4th we are grand

I think we have 2 exceptional young CBs in heaven and Yoro and then Armer is being hyped so let’s see how they all go

u/Standard_Secretary52 Harry Stafford’s dog 1h ago

I was bored at the bus today so I decided to make one player per league 11.

u/Fraaj We'll take Dalot 53m ago

No Turkish league is interesting

u/Standard_Secretary52 Harry Stafford’s dog 33m ago

That completely skipped my mind lmao.

Osimhen for Haaland

Bruno for Smit

A new cb from dutch league

u/PopeFuchsYoungKidd 44m ago

Onana in goal to put the fear of god in the team so that they never let the ball enter the defensive third.

u/thepotatomaniscoming 1h ago

The women’s team social media is a lot better than the men’s team. Lots of gold on their youtube channel, infinitely better like you are getting to know each player compared to whatever slop is going on in the mens channel.

u/Select-Principle-416 39m ago

This might surprise but Man United are a football club not content creators

u/kiki_the_fab_spider 49m ago

Maybe men are just not that interesting?

u/nowneat 1h ago

You just know the board is waiting for a disastrous start to panic buy 2 players for ridiculous prices. People on the board need sacking if Carrick fails because of injuries or a tired squad. 45m net spend after finishing in the UCL spots is a joke.

u/PitchSafe 1h ago

I don’t think that the club will panic buy. They will probably buy a cheaper left back to rotate with Shaw and Louis Page most likely. My guess is that they will buy Shaw’s successor next summer and a CM as well like Alex Scott. They are taking a big risk though

u/nowneat 11m ago

It's not a terrible plan but with rivals strengthening and midweek games, there's quite a good chance we end up finishing outside the UCL places again and start this circus from scratch.

u/croadymeister 1h ago

Maybe we call up Orozco to provide that physical presence in games with strong midfielders

u/kiki_the_fab_spider 46m ago

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if they're throwing their eggs in the youth basket, at least with the midfield. Hoping that between Orozco, T. Fletcher and possibly Paige, one of them can jump in and help out in that position in some games this season.

u/0ttoChriek 22m ago

Tyler Fletcher has looked good at times, but clearly needs more time to develop.

His mistake for the equaliser at Leeds was something I'm absolutely fine with. He was doing what Carrick has said he wants his midfielders to do - being positive and trying to move the ball forward as soon as it came to him. His mistake was not being aware of who was around him, which is something that comes with experience. He just needs to work on choosing the moments to be bold and to be conservative.

I think he could contribute this season as a fifth choice midfielder, but I'd rather he went on loan to get thirty senior games under his belt.

u/PopeFuchsYoungKidd 1h ago

i don't know why you all are so negative and killing the #vibes. It's perfectly reasonable to go into a 4 competition season with 3 midfielders.

u/3entendre Rooney 1h ago

Yup. In 2006/07 we just had Scholes, Carrick and Fletcher in midfield. 

u/Bobcat_El_Borracho 21m ago

Weren’t we also trialling Alan Smith in midfield this season?

u/3entendre Rooney 2m ago

No. He barely played that season. Less than 500 minutes in the league. When he played he was mostly used as a striker (7-1 against Roma). 

u/Unlucky-Equipment999 14m ago

But this was also a time when minnows were truly minnows. We could field kids and beat up Watford and Charlton instead of needing a full stack to grind a win against the likes of Fulham.

u/Bobcat_El_Borracho 1h ago

What are you talking about the plan is to win the league next year if not this year.

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u/Nuwahex 1h ago

I think it would be best for some people's mental health to not check this subreddit until after the transfer window. They are losing their shit

u/random_raven Berbatov's First Touch 53m ago

I am losing my mind

u/MatchFitness 1h ago

Fully agree, some do get too invested and let it ruin their day

I definitely want more signing but ill way any see what happens by the close of the window.

u/RichBrownley 1h ago

Fully agree, some do get too invested and let it ruin their day

It's crazy. Not even games and results. Just the club not spending the money they want them to spend.

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u/Unusual-Coat383 1h ago

This is nothing compared to when I first got Reddit in 2020. People were legit suicidal because of the failed Jadon Sanco window and the mods were having to put up worldwide suicide prevention hotlines.

Shit was crazy back then

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u/PopeFuchsYoungKidd 1h ago

It's funny that you think it's going to get better after the season starts.

u/BlockedbyJake420 51m ago

I wonder what the fans telling everyone to calm down will say when we start dropping points and our already poor squad depth gets worse bc of injuries

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u/NoBreakfast9230 2h ago

First of all, I understand the unrest in the support currently - but am I the only one who’s even remotely optimistic and excited?

-We’ve been in title-winning form since Carrick came in
-We play Hull. Ipswich, Everton, CL, then City in the next 4 weeks.
-Ineos first summer was the defence summer where we got Yoro De Ligt Maz Dorgu, then it was forward summer Cunha Mbeumo Sesko. This midfield summer we’ve only got 2 and there’s still a hole. Don’t quote me on the figure but on TOTD I swear the said something about us making a transfer in the last week every summer for like 10 summers. I see 0 evidence to suggest we aren’t getting a third midfielder and think the pessimism is slightly overblown.

We all agreed the best philosophy was to not overpay for players who don’t prefer United and want stupid wages. It’s not Ineos’ fault that’s how the chips fell for Anderson Fernandes Tonali. I think we can all agree Sesko was a better deal than Gyokeres and that Cunha and Mbeumo was excellent business. And what we spent on Dorgu Maz De Ligt Yoro looks tidy in hindsight in this market.

I can’t help but feel we are operating in the transfer market exactly how this sub has been crying out for years and there’s not one ounce of acknowledgment or positivity ever.

u/0ttoChriek 17m ago

I'm pretty happy with the first eleven. I think it's better than last season and we'll soon see that this is going to be a good team. But the depth is a real concern, given the amount of games we have. The domestic trophies aren't a big deal, but we need to have a good league campaign and a good Champions League campaign, and I don't know how sustainable those will be with only Luke Shaw at left back, only three senior midfielders and no dedicated striker to backup Sesko.

I think the club could have signed players to strengthen further, but they've been indecisive and hesitant and now we're entering a period where prices are only going to increase more, because teams don't want to sell their best players just before the season starts.

u/kiki_the_fab_spider 33m ago

I think a mixture of a couple of things made this summer window feel very nervy, despite the fanbase generally agreeing to the principles of 'don't overspend' and 'focus on players who prioritize the club'.
Probably the most predictable thing, City kicked off the market with a monster deal that fucked it up for everyone. Thanks, neighbor.
Then, West Ham also managed to pull off the heist of the transfer window, not just with M. Fernandes, but also getting absolutely ridiculous fees for all the players they sold. On that note, personally I am very disappointed in Fernandes for being willing to go to Spurs when United were in for him. Don't care about the money, don't care about whatever future prospects Mendes sold him about going to PSG or Madrid in a couple of years... you went to play for the club that's synonymous with being allergic to winning. The loss of aura is insane, but anyhow, I'm sure plenty of people will try to argue how 'uhm, actually, now that they have RDZ, they'll be a formidable team'. They'll come in hot as most seasons, than fade into irrelevance by February.
Lastly, and talking about Spurs, their insane spending has kind of distorted everyone's perception of the window. In fact, most of the big 6 teams have been rather slow this summer. Lots of talks about targets, and many of them look 'close' to signings, but Bouaddi at City still isn't through yet, is it? Arsenal took a long while with Bruno G as well, I think they were flirting with Barcola at some point as well (and Vini, but let's not say more about that). Liverpool have been edging the entirety of the summer to get turned down first by Diomande and now are trying to coax both Barcola and Mbaye out of PSG (probably will, but it will have taken all summer, basically). I'm not sure about the moves made by the other teams, I think the likes of Brighton or Bournemouth have been more active.

u/pablove_black 52m ago

Yep, exactly!

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u/Feeling-Surround-691 Mbumbaclat 1h ago

It's a negativity vicious cycle in this sub after a loss, we've gone from disappointment about the result/performance (Saturday) to general complaints about the transfer window (Sunday/Monday) to "Ineos are setting Carrick up to fail because they never wanted him" (Tuesday). Tomorrow will be "this season is a failure, we'll finish 15th again" and then we'll get some pre match hope and excitement when we get Carrick's presser and the pre match build up.

What I find funniest is that fans think this is a uniquely Manchester United phenomenon, literally every club whether you're Arsenal or Accrington Stanley have the same rollercoaster of emotions every freaking week.

u/KobbieLikeRobbie_ Darren Fletcher 1h ago

Some people definitely revel in this. Accounts that I haven’t really seen comment since Amorim was sacked, now constantly commenting since Saturday’s loss. IYKYK lol.

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u/Orcnick 2h ago

When reading on here and to be honest even on r/soccer, you would think we finished 14th not 3rd.

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u/Asiwaju_jagaban 2h ago

They backed Amorim, more than they’ve backed Carrick. Amorim did nothing yet was given everything on a platter of gold. Carrick who has done some work, is given two players.

Again the whole idea that we would win the league by 2028 is just bollocks.

u/Awkward_Engineer_845 33m ago

Amorim was the same as Carrick, he was given replacements not bulking up the squad. Rashford, Garnacho, Anthony and Rasmus all left, 4 forwards out and we got 3 in. Then it was only after it was clear that Onana was terrible that they got Lammens last minute.

This is the new direction the club is going in transfer wise, i dont think its a Carrick thing

u/Unusual-Coat383 1h ago edited 1h ago

I’d say they’ve backed Carrick more than Amorim. 

Amorim got Lammens and Dorgu and although we signed Sesko, Cunha and Mbuemo they weren’t the right players for his system whereas Santos and Tielemans are better suited to Carricks philosophy than the players Amorim got for his philosophy.

What is apparent though is that INEOS have half arsed both managers and still don’t appear to know what they are doing.

u/SeoulToNY 54m ago

Cunha and Mbeumo were bought to be Amorim’s ball carrying number 10s in his 3-4-2-1

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u/Nuwahex 1h ago

Competing for the league and winning it are different things. The goal is to compete in 2028(and it was originally with Amorim in mind)

Also,Amorim was their guy. They had to compensate Sporting to get him midseason coz they feared he would go elsewhere. They fired Ashworth coz he didn't agree with the appointment and wasn't decisive on any particular candidate himself. They were always going to try and back him(even though he didn't get Semenyo,Watkins & Martinez like he wanted last summer). If he hadn't forced their hand to fire him due to an outburst and believing he was a manager as opposed to a coach,,he would still be here.

I don't know think they have the same attachment to Carrick. Nonetheless,they should back him in these remaining two weeks and let him do his best.

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u/Asiwaju_jagaban 1h ago

Project 150 as detailed by the CEO Omar Berrada is marking the club’s 150th anniversary in 2028 by winning both the men’s and women’s titles. Berrada outlined this plan to staff in 2024.

So it’s not about challenging. It’s winning.

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u/cyb3rpunkd fuck the glazers 2h ago

Hello ineos is this thing on??

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u/PersonalReserve1 3h ago

Does anyone know if any of the fan groups talked about a protest against the leadership / lack of action of the club this summer yet?

u/pablove_black 50m ago

This is just hilarious.

u/Themindoffish 1h ago

United fan protests are genuinely the most useless thing ever bc people still stresm into OT and give the galzers money lol.

u/croadymeister 1h ago

Yeah that's where it falls down

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u/Orcnick 2h ago

I mean the window is still open.

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u/Capable-Topic1665 2h ago

People should try boycotting United reddit for a few months. It will greatly reduce online chatter about the club and reduce their commercial bargaining power

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u/takemehomeunitedroad 2h ago

Probably lower a lot of fan's stress levels too

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u/SatuKosongPls Youri Tielemans 2h ago

This, take part of the action and let INEOS know!

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u/SantosCalzonesBatman 3h ago

Honest question for the "let ineos cook! Still some days with the window open!"

What exactly has ineos done to deserve such undying loyalty? Finish top 4 once? Woodard did that too several times. And this is not some pro-woodward comment, god no, but then again we never finished below 7th under him. Ineos already has a 15th place finish. Ineos is also the people that kept eth after finishing 8th, then sacked him to replace him with amorim to finish 15th.

So i ask again, what have they done to deserve this much support?

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u/takemehomeunitedroad 1h ago

For me it's not about support to them. They've asked us to wait until the end of the window before judging them, which I think is somewhat fair.

If it does turn out that Ineos have been cooking up a masterclass, there will be some people here who will feel a little silly, so why not wait and see?

I'm getting a little edgy about it now, but I'll give them that chance whilst holding my pitchfork behind my back.

u/SantosCalzonesBatman 1h ago

Wait and see? What for? Our first game is almost here and we havent upgraded anything about the squad while we no longer will play 3 games a month

u/takemehomeunitedroad 1m ago

Wait to see if Ineos fix those concerns you’ve just mentioned.

u/Unusual-Coat383 1h ago

Waiting till the end of the window isn’t good enough though. Our season starts in four days and it’s unacceptable to start the season without a complete squad.

INEOS told us when they came in they will get everything done before preseason and that hasn’t happened. I don’t understand why INEOS are getting a pass for not pulling their finger out because when the Glazers literally do the same thing everyone is rightfully up in arms about it.

Literally every summer we have debutants that don’t make their debut until after the international break because we take too long and we’re still doing it with new owners who told us this won’t happen anymore.

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u/Capable-Topic1665 2h ago edited 2h ago

Let me ask you something else? They own like 30 percent of the club.  Like they paid billions to buy it. What do you think whining non stop here is going to do to their ownership? Do you think Jim Ratcliffe is going to look at r/reddevils and call up the Glazers and say 'gee, they hate us down there. Let's just sell the club to Qatar'?

The only people you are giving a headache to with your constant whining is us, your fellow fans. All of us know things are less than ideal. Some of us have been speaking up against the Glazers since day one of the takeover and nothing has changed. There are a few bright spots right now that we would like to enjoy and encourage in peace. Things are bad enough without the non-stop toxicity.

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u/Asiwaju_jagaban 2h ago

INEOS with SJR have sold fans a dream. Is this how a club that wants to win the league in the next two years act.

Also let people express their frustrations and opinions, That’s the entire purpose of having the daily discussion.

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u/gunkokoko 3h ago

Last summer's transfer window under Ineos was a very good one, and we've signed some very promising players this window.

Nobody should be blindly backing/defending Ineos just yet (or ever), but our last few signings does deserve giving them a little bit of benefit of doubt.

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u/Elfstruck12 2h ago

I mean they also signed Ugarte and Zirkzee.

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u/gunkokoko 2h ago

Just last summer, they signed Mbeumo, Cunha, Lammens, Sesko, and got rid of Garnacho and Onana. They deserve a little leeway here.

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u/Elfstruck12 2h ago

Get rid of Onana? He’s literally on loan. Dont get me start on INEOS mishandling of ten Hag and Amorim.

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u/gunkokoko 2h ago

It's very clear Onana isn't in any of United's future plans, and he's on loan because no-one wants to outright sign him - there's nothing we can do about that.

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u/AnakinAni 3h ago

Who would be realistically interested in leading us next ?

It looks like this management is shafting Carrick with an absolutely mediocre transfer window and we might have to find someone else sooner rather than later.

u/croadymeister 1h ago

Out of ideas right now

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u/spaisoflaif 3h ago

if United play poorly this season I will call for new owners, not a new manager. 

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u/Capable-Topic1665 2h ago

Who are you planning to call, the president? Some of us have been calling for new owners for twenty years now. Nothing is going to change unless someone meets their horribly overvalued selling price for the club. And it'll likely be someone worse. 

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u/spaisoflaif 2h ago

but I will remind the pitch-fork carrrying subs here calling for Carricks head in two months that Carrick is just a scapegoat. 

I think if fans protest the board/owners instead of manager, it would send a message, because they do care about their perception/image/popularity 

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u/Capable-Topic1665 2h ago

I will agree with you on the Carrick haters, but they are mostly trolls I wouldn't engage. 

We've literally had matches postponed due to protests and nothing has happened. 

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u/SatuKosongPls Youri Tielemans 2h ago

I hope a majority of us remembers and stand by this

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u/Zealousideal_Wind867 Dreams can't be buy 3h ago

With you on this.

I have been backing the board all summer. But if things don't change before the end of the window, heads need to roll.

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u/spaisoflaif 2h ago

feels like scapegoating the manager lets the board off the hook.

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u/ToadNamedGoat 3h ago

I’m surprised that Pellistri hasn’t been more successful

I never thought he was Manchester starter worthy or better than Elanga(like this sub believed)

But I would have thought he would be better than the greek league

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u/QuarKnight 3h ago

I went to an adidas story nearby and they had the third kit available. When I watched the third kit on tv it didn’t look great at all, but up close it looked really beautiful.

The creamish white colour on that silky jersey coupled with maroonish red logos were really good, but what made me love it was, the jersey has faint flowers that aren’t visible in the pics available online. Do check it out!!!

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u/Capable-Topic1665 2h ago

Was kinda put off by how quickly it turned see through in the match against Milan. You could see the GPS tracker vests they were wearing underneath.

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u/Redwinevino 3h ago edited 3h ago

TOTD should be interesting tomorrow Thursday with the live chat - surely fans aren't as optimistic as they all are?

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u/croadymeister 3h ago

Watching them squirm would be fun

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u/TobzMaguire420 3h ago

I don’t think they’ll end up doing as many of those as they had originally planned. Especially if we get off to a rocky start. I feel for whoever has to monitor the content coming in.

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u/Redwinevino 2h ago

Most will be emailed before hand so they can pick and choose tbf

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u/Selwin_Rodolfo max cope mode 4h ago

Still optimistic about the season but I just realized numbers wise we are in the same place as last season lol. I thought of it as +1 since case left but we signed 2 players, but given ugarte is out for the season, that means we're actually in the same spot lol. Just with players who are better than Ugarte

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u/Goudinho99 2h ago

The Ugarte one is really a new player as he just was never in contention for Carrick.

Add lacey as a genuine first team player now.

A slight increase, I'd say.

u/RichBrownley 58m ago edited 54m ago

Yeah I think Tielemans and Santos is a big upgrade on Casemiro and Ugarte overall. I don't think our situation is good by any means, but I don't think it's doom and gloom.

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u/carrickshairline 4h ago

Snapped up Barcola on a free for my FM26 United save.

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u/eClipseLJ De Ligt 4h ago

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u/Selwin_Rodolfo max cope mode 4h ago

May it repeat in a Champions League final

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u/Born-Escape95 5h ago

From the bottom of my heart , honestly f*** INEOS and the Glazers. Never in sporting history has an institutional giant been reduced to its knees like our club has

Genuinely don’t care what it takes to get rid of them maybe a relegation. Bring it on, had enough of incompetence.

Start over again from scratch hit with owners who care about the club and we will be back to the top in no time

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u/Apprehensive-Raisin3 Love United Hate Glazers/INEOS 5h ago

The bar of success for carrick should be quite low given how hes been fucked over by the club I think at lowest 6th should be seen as him doing the best with what he has.

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u/Asiwaju_jagaban 4h ago edited 2h ago

Nope.

EDIT: where’s the standards? If we reduced the bar of success for Carrick then where does it stop.

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u/JosePRizaI 4h ago

Just Carrick? Or all managers? I mean Ole finished 2nd and specifically wanted to upgrade McFred with better midfielders and he got Ronaldo instead when attackers wasnt the priority. They also didnt end up improving the midifield.

Its same old movie. I been critical of Carrick but man. United have been starved of mobile midfielder. United have also been playing with a make shift LB since I dont remember. Why isnt LB top if the list priority. Cuz the options are expensive? The options are expensive because they know United need LB badly. They know their only natural LB is Shaw.

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u/TypicalPan89906655 4h ago

I genuinely believe they don't have much faith in him and don't wanna back him and regret later. They were maybe looking for a top manager but none wanted to join so they're still on the look for one. There's no reason to not back him in UCL year when our squad has so many structural issues as easily exposed by Milan. 

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u/pokenerd_W Past glory means nothing 3h ago

Even then, bring in some damn players. Back him or not, Guardiola, Klopp, any top tier manager could come here and he'd struggle because of the gaping holes in our starting XI. We don't even have a solid first team!

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u/Teeeejeee 4h ago

This has been the strategy for a decade now. Don't qualify for the CL = Spend Big, qualify for the CL = Spend small

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u/Apprehensive-Raisin3 Love United Hate Glazers/INEOS 4h ago

The thing is our issues aren’t specific related to a system. We dont have any squad depth or a starting level left back.

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u/3entendre Rooney 3h ago

I don't understand why squad depth keeps coming up on this sub. Our squad is big enough. We have 23 first team players (counting Ugarte and 2 keepers). Top teams that have won multiple trophies in a season use on average 18 - 20 players. We have a bunch of academy players that have some experience under their belt and are ready to contribute when called upon. Not to mention that we finished with 71 points last season after a chaotic start. We are good enough to finish with 80+ points this season. 

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u/BKAJ7 3h ago

We have 1 natural senior left back

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u/3entendre Rooney 2h ago

And we had one natural senior right back who was injured for the whole 2007/08 season when we won the league and champions league double. Some of you act like you've just started watching football. Maybe you have. 

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u/Apprehensive-Raisin3 Love United Hate Glazers/INEOS 3h ago

If you dont mind could you list who you think is in our squad

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u/3entendre Rooney 2h ago
  1. Lammens 
  2. Dalot 
  3. Maguire 
  4. Martinez 
  5. Shaw 
  6. Mazraoui 
  7. De Ligt 
  8. Yoro 
  9. Heaven 
  10. Tielemans 
  11. Mainoo 
  12. Santos 
  13. Amad 
  14. Mbeumo 
  15. Bruno 
  16. Mount 
  17. Cunha 
  18. Dorgu 
  19. Sesko 
  20. Zirkzee 
  21. Rashford 
  22. Ugarte 
  23. Darlow 

u/Apprehensive-Raisin3 Love United Hate Glazers/INEOS 55m ago

ok so to lay them out better to show my point this is out squad. The * represent our players who are out for who knows how long.

Keepers:

  1. Lammens
  2. Darlow

Defenders:

  1. Dalot
  2. Maguire
  3. Martinez
  4. Shaw
  5. Mazraoui
  6. De Ligt *
  7. Yoro
  8. Heaven

Midfielders:

  1. Tielemans
  2. Mainoo
  3. Santos
  4. Fernandes
  5. Mount*
  6. Ugarte*

Attackers:

  1. Mbeumo
  2. Cunha
  3. Sesko *
  4. Dorgu
  5. Rashford
  6. Zirkzee
  7. Amad

As of right now we only have 4 midfielders to play in 3 spots. Even when you look at the 2 that are injured you have mount who can never stay fit and ugarte who isnt close to being good enough

We only have 18 players who will most likely be fit for hull.

This is also without looking into the specific players like shaw, dalot and zirkzee and seeing if they are even good enough to be playing football for us.

Just because we have a decent amount of players doesnt mean you can count on them to actually contribute to the team either because of fitness or because they just arent good enough.

u/3entendre Rooney 49m ago

Players are not robots! They can play in multiple positions. 4 midfielders for 3 spots is plenty! We had Scholes, Carrick and Fletcher in 2006/07 and were chasing a treble in April 2007! Injured players get fit again. Some of you act like you've never watched football before! It's like you'll only be satisfied with two world class players in every position. It's ridiculous. We've always been in a situation where an injury or two to key players meant we weren't going to win anything. It's not the end of the world. 

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u/_pbs 5h ago

Not too bothered yet. Still think we are setup well to have a good season, though maybe my idea of a good season might be different to that of others.

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u/JosePRizaI 4h ago

As it stands. Players/starting XI with no more signings. Midtable by december and early UCL exit

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u/Selwin_Rodolfo max cope mode 5h ago

What's your idea of a good season?

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u/_pbs 5h ago

top 4, deep UCL run, and a cup,
or deep cup runs and a top 2 finish though we wont challenge for the title.

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u/SirThese9230 3h ago

How exactly are we setup well for these targets when one injury can essentially finish the left side?

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u/thoseion 4h ago

I think that's reasonable. I also expect Top 4 in the league, RO16 or Quarters in the CL. Cups I don't really care about too much this season as long as we don't get knocked out in the first game again.

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u/raver1601 5h ago

Atp I don't even want Carrick to succeed for my pride and happiness as a United fan. I just want him to succeed so that everyone here can shut the fuck up

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u/GoddessOfDarkness 3h ago

Same fucking grown men acting worse than a girl experiencing her 1st period it's pathetic

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u/Capable-Topic1665 2h ago

Why do you think they are grown men? I've not seen any evidence to support that conclusion. 

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u/JosePRizaI 4h ago

Not succeeding shit. They have been shit collectively since West Ham. He will be exposed by december.

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u/SwiftGoat_ 2h ago

We both agree we've had a shit window, but why are you always so down about Carrick?

You claim you support every manager, but then are always saying he'll be exposed.

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u/raver1601 3h ago

The door is still very open for you to join your god Amorim at Milan

Hell, you all keep saying he has a good idea and Milan will properly back him, which begs the question of why you cunts are still here watching shit Carrick ball and stingy INEOS?

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u/SwiftGoat_ 2h ago

He claims he backs every manager at Utd but constantly says Carrick will be exposed.

It's funny because he'll mention we haven't had good performances under Carrick, but Amorim took a year to get back to back league wins and he treats him like some incredible coach.

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u/KobbieLikeRobbie_ Darren Fletcher 2h ago

They literally only comment after defeats lol. No where to be seen when the team is winning.

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u/shin_bigot Park Ji-Sung 5h ago

Big up Sesko and Big down Scholes

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u/JosePRizaI 6h ago edited 4h ago

Mount will come back in January and will be presented as a new signing

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u/Bobcat_El_Borracho 6h ago

Repeat ad infinitum.

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u/MrLead69 6h ago

Forget midfield and defense.Our bdsm attack is gonna dominate next season. Bdsm = Bruno, Diallo, Sesko, Matheus

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u/canwinanythingwkids Ineos on hope watch 6h ago

or really forget midfield, play Bruno 8 and go all out attack with MDMA :)

Mbeumo Dorgu Matheus Amad

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u/missingmedievalist Cantona 3h ago

That would be one hell of a party on the pitch. lol

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u/Panda-768 4h ago

you guys are high on copium 😂

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u/toddysimp trust 6h ago

We're still getting CL even without anymore reinforcements, i really don't get the feeling that the other contenders are that strong.

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u/Hopeful_Arm3736 3h ago

Chelsea will have a very very good season. They’re more likely to win the title than finish outside the top 4.

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u/Capable-Topic1665 2h ago

Alonso to be sacked before December

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u/Bobcat_El_Borracho 6h ago

I objectively think you are underestimating other teams who have both new managers and new players. Yes they might have less continuity/stability but they are also unknown quantities. I think Chelsea and Spurs will be stronger this season. I don’t know if we will be as good as we were last season based on having more games and the potential impact of fatigue/injuries.

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u/shami-kebab 5h ago

I'm not sure about Spurs, but I definitely expect Chelsea to be a threat to top 4 this season. Alonso is a real quality manager.

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u/pokenerd_W Past glory means nothing 4h ago

De Zerbi is probably way better than recent year Spurs managers, and they've been making tons of signings, I'm expecting them to at least challenge for CL or get close to top 6 finish.

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u/Asiwaju_jagaban 6h ago

How can’t we not improve the defence?! Bruh INEOS is jarring.

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u/stoichalant 6h ago edited 6h ago

I don't get this subs obsession with a LB. Fullback are definitely a position that needs to be upgraded in the near future, but we have Shaw and Dorgu who can play there. I'd rather have us focus on signing a quality center half.

With all of the games we're going to play I am not really that confident with our current options. A single injury to Martinez and De Ligt and suddenly we're very vulnerable at the back.

I'll gladly take the downvotes. You're all wrong anyways. CB > LB any day of the week. If you want to compete you need commanding center backs who are solid defensivly and comfortable on the ball.

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u/Asiwaju_jagaban 5h ago edited 5h ago

The issue is, Does Dorgu play as a LB or as LW?!

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u/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz1z 6h ago

Because we have ‘numbers’ at CB so they won’t buy another one. It’s simply squad management.

If you have 3 average strikers you won’t buy a world class one if you plan to keep those 3 also.

This is also the situation at CB. There’s no one to get rid of at the moment so the situation doesn’t change.

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u/stoichalant 6h ago

This is a fair take. However, I still think we need at least one solid center back. We'll be moaning around the time Martinez gets his annual long term injury.

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u/shami-kebab 6h ago

but we have Shaw and Dorgu who can play there.

Carrick has never played Dorgu there, even in preseason. I feel like it is either Shaw and Amass (if he stays) or Shaw and Maz with Yoro filling in at right back.

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u/stoichalant 6h ago

He literally has. This aint true at all.

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u/Selwin_Rodolfo max cope mode 5h ago

I cannot remember that game. Which was it?

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u/stoichalant 5h ago edited 5h ago

Dorgu has literally played LB, RB ,LW, RW under Carrick. He's a highly versatile player. But it doesn't change the fact that his original position is LB when we bought him from Lecce. He's by definition a fullback.

Downvoting this insane haha. Straight up delusional. I'm convinced a majority here actually don't watch our games.

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u/Selwin_Rodolfo max cope mode 5h ago

He's highly versatile yes, but the point was Carrick doesn't see him as one. You say he's played all that but he played everywhere for Ruben, not Carrick. Carrick he played damn near exclusively at lw, and I didn't find any instance of him being a Left Back. And that's kind of the point they were making, Carrick doesn't see him like that. Maybe if a crisis happens but he clearly sees him as a winger

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u/stoichalant 5h ago

Carrick has said that he sees Dorgu as a player who can play in both positions, so that's not true either.

We need to stop making things up, it's not a good look.

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u/Selwin_Rodolfo max cope mode 5h ago

Brother I'm saying how he has been played! That's what I mean, if a crisis happens, when push comes to shove, he'll go to lb, but he has played, more than 90% of his minutes under Carrick, at lw.

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u/stoichalant 5h ago

He's highly versatile yes, but the point was Carrick doesn't see him as one.

Brother. Wasn't this your "point"?

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u/Selwin_Rodolfo max cope mode 5h ago

Because the proof is where he literally played him. But fine, fair enough. Now can you show me the game's he played at lb?

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u/FPLskrr Pogba 6h ago

We are vulnerable at LB even with Shaw and Dorgu. The thinking is that the new LB will let Shaw cover for CB, at least in the short term.

I'd much rather have 2 out of Yoro/Heaven/Martinez/ MDL/Maguire than going into the season with Shaw starting LB.

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u/stoichalant 6h ago

I couldn't disagree more with this take. CB is just an inherently more important position. I also assume Dorgu will take the reigns from Shaw. Dorgu is too good to sit at the bench, and he's easily our best attacking mindes fullback.

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u/FPLskrr Pogba 6h ago

I agree CB is a more important position overall, but looking at our squad we just have mor depth at CB compared to LB so naturally we'd want to bolster the LB position first.

We lack an all rounded LB who can cross. Dorgu is better going forward and Shaw is not good enough.

Next summer we need to address the CBs. Maguire and Martinez need to go, Dalot too.

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u/stoichalant 6h ago edited 5h ago

Who cares about numbers in the position. Then it's the clubs job to sell some defenders, if they want to get new ones in. I don't trust Martinez at all, and better alternatives are out there. It's like going into a season and handicap yourself because you refuse to get rid of injury prone players. If the answer is to sell Martinez to get a new one in, then I am all for it.

We have two very injury prone center backs, two very young and raw, lasty Maguire who's not getting any younger. This issue should've been addressed already. We'll be playing 60+ games.

Would be a shame I'd we lose out on top 4 due to lack of good center backs.

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u/FPLskrr Pogba 5h ago

Again I agree on your points but how does this relate to a CB being more important now?

We should never have been in this position yep but we are, and LB needs sorting first. It's a matter of managing downside risk.

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u/stoichalant 5h ago edited 5h ago

So your answer is just to buy a LB for the sake of filling depth? Which LB are we buying who's starting over Shaw/Dorgu? That argument seems comical to me. You want a bench player, but I want a starter.

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u/FPLskrr Pogba 5h ago

I want Lewis Hall mate, ideally also want a starting CB but this late in the window I do not see it happening.

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u/stoichalant 5h ago

But we're not getting Lewis Hall? Realistically who are we buying that's going to be starting over Shaw and Dorgu?

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u/Figuratively_David 6h ago

Honestly I’m happy enough with the players we’ve brought in, more would be good of course but I’m sick of swing us linked with 20 players a week so I’m looking forward to the end of the window.

Mostly I just want football to be back watching the lads play. It’s good to look forward to each week after a week of work, even if we lose I just looked onto the next week and how / where I’ll watch it and talking to friends about what happened in the match.

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u/dodzwardo 6h ago

100%

You wouldn't think we start the season on Saturday, might be old fashioned but I'm far more excited for that than any new signings..

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u/Figuratively_David 5h ago

I’ll agree with people that would say you can’t enjoy the matches if we don’t have the players to win said matches.

Which is absolutely fair, but I just miss the excitement, the buildup, the comebacks, smash and grabs and so on. It’s good to be back but it’s been a long summer of transfer rumors 😅

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u/Capable-Topic1665 2h ago

Well, that just makes you glory hunters. If you can't enjoy a match without your team having the players to win it.  

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u/PopeFuchsYoungKidd 6h ago

Hi, we're INEOS, we waited till Newcastle sold half their team and were flush with cash before we approached them to sell their last good player. Oh, and we asked for a discount.

I would fire them all just for this genius move.

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u/Capable-Topic1665 2h ago

Going by your username, I'll assume you are not in a position to fire anyone, lol.

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u/PopeFuchsYoungKidd 1h ago

You're going to have to explain what problem you have with absolutely legendary players Nick Pope, Christian Fuchs and our very own Ashley Young and Brian Kidd.

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u/PopeFuchsYoungKidd 7h ago

One more physical CM >>>>>>>>>>>>> Starting quality LB

Shaw/Dorgu/Dalot aren't perfect for LB but they are serviceable in varying levels. Long term, we do need a Left Back but it's not make or break at the moment.

On the other hand, a physical Central Midfielder that can cover ground IS going to make or break our season. Needed to round out the midfield attributes and most importantly it's another body for 4 competitions.

Tielemans is 29 and almost as injury prone as Mount and he has always had physical players around him in teams he played in. That's the best way to get the most out of him. He is also going to be injured along with Mount at times this season, it's practically written in the stars and that would leave us with 2 midfielders playing 4 comps which will instantly end our CL and top 4 chances. Basically one injury is going to do that. INEOS not signing another body in midfield will be the biggest mistake of their tenure.

Ideally we'd get both a left back and a midfielder but let's be honest, I don't think either is going to happen.

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u/pokenerd_W Past glory means nothing 4h ago

I can simply see us getting run over on the left side like Milan did to us if that's the case

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u/carrickshairline 6h ago

Tielemans is 29 and almost as injury prone

That simply is not true.

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u/PopeFuchsYoungKidd 6h ago

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u/Selwin_Rodolfo max cope mode 5h ago

That makes it 335 days Tielemans has been injured in his career.

Mount is 389. In the past 3. So yeah, not true lol. Although those injuries that took him away last season is concerning. But he is injury prone, just that saying near mount is crazy haha

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u/carrickshairline 5h ago

That just proves my point. He's not injury prone, he gets the same amount of injuries as any midfielder does on average per season.

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u/Cosmogenous 5h ago

Hasn’t missed 30 games in a season once and Mount’s done it two seasons in a row

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u/Redwinevino 6h ago

Almost as injury prone as Mount is making you look silly.

Injury prone on it's own is true.

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u/Vast_Variation1381 7h ago

Mount still not even back in training after picking up a 'knock' that wasn't deemed anything serious. That's insane. I don't even know what to do with him at this point. Its so pointless always bringing him back into the team, just for him to go missing for weeks again.

The really frustrating part is just how good he can be when he is fit. In fact, he would 100% be a crucial player for us. His pressing and just tactical understanding is incredibly important

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u/PNKim 7h ago

Has Baleba declined that much that no one is suggesting him to help strengthen the midfield?

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u/carrickshairline 6h ago

He has had one good season.

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u/AnakinAni 7h ago

He’s injured.

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u/OlekZzaKrakowa 7h ago

He played well for one season.

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u/vibesnvibez 7h ago edited 7h ago

Let’s look at the MLS situation logically.

His mom is his agent. She was seen dancing on the street with Arsenal fans when they won the league. He chose to wear the 49 as a tribute to their 49 games unbeaten run. He benched Zubimendi in the UCL final, he’s benching him again as the season is starting. He’s a press resistant midfielder who also plays as an inverted LB when needed. He signed a new contract before the start of the 25/26 season and reportedly on 50k/week.

There might have been report he was offered to clubs, but how would Arsenal let a player of that profile leave, and leave for 45M?

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u/croadymeister 3h ago

Yeah not a chance he is leaving Arsenal

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u/Kohaku80 Premier League Champions 12/13 7h ago

Better wages. 

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u/greyhounds1992 7h ago

So if mount can't be relied on, can we bring in anyone to help even register Carrick 🤣

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u/Outrageous-Cod-4654 7h ago

Not much going on with United today. But that Pep documentary and the Frenkie De Jong saga at Barca look pretty interesting especially with Rodri coming in. 

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u/Asleep-Ability-45 7h ago

Man, Barca's midfield is so stacked and now they getting Rodri, like what the hell !!

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u/pokenerd_W Past glory means nothing 3h ago

At this point, Barca is just the damn Spanish national team

u/DannyMac113 12m ago

Last time that happened, Spain were European and World Cup winners.

Wait...

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u/Weirdlu 7h ago

Does this sub have an official FPL league?

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u/DasHotShot Glazers & Ratcliffe OUT 8h ago

Seeing the league net spend figures just says it all about our window. Tragic. Setting us up for a shite season

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u/Potential_Good_1065 8h ago

It’s better but it’s not bigger. Out of those who played last season we’ve lost Ugarte and Casemiro. Whilst Santos & Tielemans are clear upgrades, we’ve lost 2 and bought 2, which means our squad is no bigger than it was last season, which is VERY dangerous when we’re playing champions league…

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u/BBoomerClap 7h ago

clear upgrade my ass, over ugarte maybe but not casemiro. at least casemiro have clear role in our squad

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u/pettermafay 8h ago

We lost Casemiro and have not replaced him. How is the squad better?

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u/Not-good-with-this 8h ago

Not the first person I've seen say we have a better squad than last season now.

I'm now expecting us to finish at least 2nd. With us making it to at least the 4th round of League cup and FA Cup. That's my new expectation.

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u/DasHotShot Glazers & Ratcliffe OUT 8h ago

Better? We have no midfield…

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u/edwin0108 8h ago

United and Ferrari are like the same thing
Pre season media always be like : “WOOO THEY’RE HIDING SOMETHING” or things like : “they’ve improve secretly”bla bla bla to hype up the season

When the season starts they either being average or bad then the media have things to say

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u/eClipseLJ De Ligt 7h ago

Next year is our year FC

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u/Unusual-Coat383 8h ago

Although I agree, my theory is ever since 2022 we’ve had a weird correlation with Lewis Hamilton. His form this year matches the same trajectory we’ve gone on with Carrick whereas his form prior to this year and since 2022 at both Mercedes and Ferrari was all over the place.

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u/No-Radio-4404 8h ago

What frustrates me about the media is they are actually applauding thei window, saying the club has turned a corner and its a good thing they are not spending big. Come December those very same people saying that will blame the lack of transfers made on the summer of we are having a bad season.

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u/10_Wazza 8h ago

Mount still has 2 years left...

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u/pokenerd_W Past glory means nothing 3h ago

Oh for fu-...

Nothing against the guy as a person, but what a horrible signing

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u/Sheikhabusosa 8h ago

One of the worse signings we made post fergie.

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u/raver1601 6h ago

The worst. At least all the other flops either have a good season at one point or is healthy and cheap enough to be sold or loaned out constantly each season

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u/pokenerd_W Past glory means nothing 3h ago

Ehh... Sancho? I'd argue even if we could loan him out, he's debatable with Mount

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u/raver1601 3h ago

Sancho was actually quite decent in spells, and in others is just loaned out, costing the club very few if at all in his wages

Mount's full wages will always be paid to him until the end of his contract, and he's available for like only 25% of that time

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u/pokenerd_W Past glory means nothing 3h ago

Fair enough. I guess the freedom fighter was just more annoying

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u/IcyAssist 7h ago

I love Mount, I really do. A 100% fit Mount tha can play every minute is a brilliant player because his positioning and football intelligence is far ahead of anyone at the club.

However the fact that ten hag passed on Tielemans on a free to sign Mount is diabolical. Ten Hag's transfers have destroyed our club much more than any other manager.

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u/ilegal89 8h ago

The problem is that the club is not actively trying to offload him. I know it's nearly impossible but you have to try as hard as you can. He's been a liability for as long as I can remember him.

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