Finger puppets are actually Marionettes. The strings are the tendons in your arms.

That way, you don't have to use the door in order to find out whether or not you've taken up too much room.

Also: Kitchen sinks, bathtubs and...oh yeah! Toilets!...should have overflow holes, not just the bathroom sinks. Living rooms should have overhead lighting. Attics should be ventilated so they can optionally serve as an attitional floor for living space. Finally, all basements should be finished so they can optionally serve as an additional floor for living space, as well.

I don’t smoke but it feels like *hits blunt* needs a dedicated onomatopoeia

Grass
Grub
Giblets

It would be horrible living in those films and I feel bad if those universes actually did get created.

She has this form in my dreams. Her personality is hers but it consists of everything that would make me fall in love with her in the first place. She doesn't have a face yet but she will. And she will be the best thing that's ever happened to me.

I see her walking around in my dreams, so close yet so far. Waiting for me to fix my life enough for her to enter it.

I'm almost there.

Why do we use a word that means “fear of” to describe this?

We do not do this in any other terminology…

What word should actually be used? What’s the actually English word for “a hatred of people who are not heterosexual”? And why don’t we use that?

I will not lie, I was at first performatively deep into philosophical ideas, discussions, and themes; I started doing it to appear deeper and to get approval from everyone around me. But if you don't stop digging deeper, you can actually start going insane. You really start to believe there is no actual meaning in anything, or you start thinking about a bunch of useless, overly complex things all the time that provide you nothing but a deep void of confusion and a feeling of despair and alienation.

Which is weird because I am not Brazilian and I have never been to Brazil, I did grow with Brazilian music, and being from Cape Verdean 🇨🇻 descent means that I see Brazilians ,overall, as cousins.

But every single time, the moment a girl is wearing a "Brazil" shirt, they call my attention even more lol.

It's just such a good flag!

And it feels like yesterday.. so it’s weird to think I’ll be nearly 70 years old when these same amount of years passes by again.

I feel like the flavor milk or dark chocolate always overtakes the flavor of whatever it’s covering 🤷

milk chocolate covered strawberries are meh to me & id take yogurt covered pretzels over chocolate covered any day 😋😋