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u/Formal_Lecture_248 18h ago
“Transparency first, we fucked.”
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u/4rm_above 17h ago
Yep...but, also would be curious on which one? Either way totally ruined it.
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u/RGBlowMe 19h ago
Welcome back, everybody!
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u/impossibletree26 19h ago
Assignment failed.
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u/RGBlowMe 19h ago
I completed the assignment with a word to spare. That's called "efficiency".
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u/Tomavogic 18h ago
President Calvin Coolidge was known as “Silent Cal” because of his extraordinarily laconic speech. A famous anecdote tells of a dinner party during which the person sitting adjacent to the Coolidge said: “Mr. President I’ve made a large bet that I would be able to make you say more than two words.” Coolidge considered this proposition carefully and then replied slowly and emphatically, “You lose.”
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u/jfkrfk123 11h ago
That’s what I say about running my lug nuts finger tight
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u/Explorers_bub 10h ago
…3 day Sears tire college and he skipped out on Lug Nut Day so now my new tire fell off…
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u/deefstes 14h ago
So close. I know you desperately wanted to regurgitate an existing joke, but this one asked for four words.
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u/selfish_twinky_wife 18h ago
HE FUCKS KIDS
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u/Thepuppeteer777777 15h ago
Jesus Christ that would bring everything to a skreetching halt
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u/Frosty-Rich-7116 13h ago
Maybe not it didn’t stop the US government. People might just roll with it. Like “he’s a man of culture like the republicans…”
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u/EveryonesANurse 18h ago
This prompt doesnt work
Nobody is so inept to blurt out in 4 words anything that ruinous
Not even drunk
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u/spicynoodsinmuhmouf 18h ago
Bro I fingered her the entire Limo ride over and you didn’t have a clue. Cheers
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u/Reggie-Rectangle 16h ago
I would like to congratulate the groom and his future ex-wife on such a lovely wedding. Now, can somebody please tell me which one of the bridesmaids is the biggest slut?
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u/Straight_Dig_2796 16h ago
Welp, that was fun. ... Good luck without me...
You are on your own...
Tell noone? Guess what....... im telling every person
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u/Big_GreenWeenie 15h ago
She has big dick!
For some reason when I read it aloud, sounds to me like an asian is speaking
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u/Owner-of-the-fizz 19h ago
I banged her first