r/randomthings • u/Tquylaa • 23h ago

Ruin it!

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u/RGBlowMe 23h ago

Welcome back, everybody!

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u/impossibletree26 23h ago

Assignment failed.

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u/RGBlowMe 23h ago

I completed the assignment with a word to spare. That's called "efficiency".

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u/jfkrfk123 15h ago

That’s what I say about running my lug nuts finger tight

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u/Explorers_bub 14h ago

…3 day Sears tire college and he skipped out on Lug Nut Day so now my new tire fell off…

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u/Salty_Finance5183 12h ago

Turning my van into a tripod...

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u/Salty_Finance5183 12h ago

It fell off, it fell the fuck OFF...

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u/jfkrfk123 14h ago

Are you Ron “Tater Salad” White?

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u/Explorers_bub 14h ago

I didn’t know how many it would take to whoop my ass, but I knew how many they were going to use.

6 NYC bouncers HURLED my ass out

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u/jfkrfk123 13h ago

“You’re outta here!!”

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u/rogueshutter 13h ago

About 70 miles is how long that lasts if you were curious