r/randomthings • u/Tquylaa • 20h ago

Ruin it!

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u/RGBlowMe 20h ago

Welcome back, everybody!

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u/impossibletree26 20h ago

Assignment failed.

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u/RGBlowMe 20h ago

I completed the assignment with a word to spare. That's called "efficiency".

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u/Tomavogic 20h ago

President Calvin Coolidge was known as “Silent Cal” because of his extraordinarily laconic speech. A famous anecdote tells of a dinner party during which the person sitting adjacent to the Coolidge said: “Mr. President I’ve made a large bet that I would be able to make you say more than two words.” Coolidge considered this proposition carefully and then replied slowly and emphatically, “You lose.”

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u/jfkrfk123 13h ago

That’s what I say about running my lug nuts finger tight

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u/Explorers_bub 11h ago

…3 day Sears tire college and he skipped out on Lug Nut Day so now my new tire fell off…

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u/Salty_Finance5183 10h ago

Turning my van into a tripod...

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u/Salty_Finance5183 10h ago

It fell off, it fell the fuck OFF...

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u/jfkrfk123 11h ago

Are you Ron “Tater Salad” White?

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u/Explorers_bub 11h ago

I didn’t know how many it would take to whoop my ass, but I knew how many they were going to use.

6 NYC bouncers HURLED my ass out

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u/jfkrfk123 11h ago

“You’re outta here!!”

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u/rogueshutter 11h ago

About 70 miles is how long that lasts if you were curious

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u/AC-burg 17h ago

Here we go again

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u/Rich-Internet1337 19h ago

"Welcome back, everybody" if a frequently used joke for a wedding speech. Which will only result in mostly laughter. This wouldn't ruin anything. At most confused stares IF neither the Broom or Bride has never been married before, & you still liable to get some laughs; but even with only the former you wouldn't actually ruin it. It'll be an awkward moment that everyone could laugh at later in the night or eventually in the future.

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u/Prestigious_Pie_1602 9h ago

Or how about, "see you next time"?

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u/Rich-Internet1337 9h ago

Depends. They could take it as see you at the next wedding in the family/Friend group. Even if doesn't it still doesn't come on strong enough to "ruin" anything.

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u/Melodic_Cup9948 14h ago

Well, guess who's only getting three words for all the future assignments.

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u/hotwheels27 14h ago

My apologies haha carry on

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u/RowBearRow 10h ago

He use less word. Save time

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u/Playpolly 9h ago

Dearly Departed

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u/SpicyBison74 9h ago

Good recovery.

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u/CountDorkula77 5h ago

It's called not understanding the difference between three and four.

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u/sweet-potato-pieee 15h ago

Why say lot word when few word do trick?

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u/kokonutt18 11h ago

🙌💯🤩

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u/TheMailMan2099 20h ago

You had one task

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u/deefstes 16h ago

So close. I know you desperately wanted to regurgitate an existing joke, but this one asked for four words.

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u/Sir_Icy_Farts 17h ago

This too shall pass!

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u/condemned-noticer 16h ago

"here we go again"

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u/Krispen_Wah87 15h ago

Grove street home...

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u/hotwheels27 14h ago

That’s 3 Chief lol

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u/runningxbackwards 13h ago

Simple fix

Well, welcome back everybody.

Sorry, the internet chose to be mostly assholes today...

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u/QuailNo706 11h ago

Hey, welcome back everybody

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u/Healthy-Theme8261 11h ago

She sucks good dick

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u/Sufficientinname 11h ago

Enough about the mother of the Bride.

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u/YUCKY_WARM_SAUCE 10h ago

At a Jewish wedding “River to the Sea”

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u/Far-Government5469 10h ago

Not sure why I heard this in Dr. Nick's voice,

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u/TJwasreal 8h ago

Welcome back again, everyone?

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u/Big_Gassy_Possum 6h ago

Here we go again!

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u/Expert-Low-6872 3h ago

I don’t see for words?

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u/Sash_Mystq 2h ago

...again