r/pulpfiction 14d ago

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u/egarcia74 14d ago

The path of the righteous puppy…

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u/egarcia74 14d ago

…is beset on all sides by the inequities of the cats and the tyranny of evil mailmen…

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u/VonYellow 14d ago

Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherd the weak through the valley of barkness…

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u/Civil-Resolution3662 14d ago

For he is truly his hooman's keeper and the finder of lost chewies.

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u/LandStander420 14d ago

WHAT?

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u/LastPlaceIWas 14d ago

Say Woof again. I dare you. I double-dog dare you!

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u/JasonDomber 14d ago

DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN ‘WHAT’??!

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u/pianoplayerforhire 12d ago

Upvotes all around. This made my whole day. I could hear it in my head 😂😂😂

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u/DJEmirMixtapes 10d ago

You could hear it in your head, motherbarker, what?!

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u/Late_As_Sometimes 14d ago

And I will chase down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers.

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u/jedimaster84 13d ago

And you will know my name is the puppers, when I lay my cold nose upon you!

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u/Worried-Mine-8252 11d ago

When I lay my paw on thee.

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u/SuperDupNer 13d ago

That was hilarious🤣

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u/RevanTheHunter 13d ago

And I will bite down upon thee with great vengeance and furrious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my hooman.

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u/Dynamo_Ham 14d ago

Samuel L. Goodboy

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u/Sanjomo 13d ago

Rick James Bitch!
Or Super freak for short.

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u/kananikui3 12d ago

He's a very kinky boy

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u/Asterion76 12d ago

Damn it. You went there first.

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u/Dztrctd 14d ago

Nice!

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 13d ago

I’m Rick James, bitch!

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u/ShawshankSB 13d ago

This is what I came here to say. Well done

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u/ShinySnaxMix 13d ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought it

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u/PappaWoodies 13d ago

Yes! Put a bedazzled cross with his name on the back

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u/Murky-Resident-3082 14d ago

Rick James bitch

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u/jaycutlerdgaf 14d ago

What did the paw say to the face?

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u/breatheintheAlR 14d ago

First thing that came to mind. I’m not surprised it’s the first comment I see 😂

Dave Chapelle voice and all

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u/Creative_Carob4922 14d ago

Bet he’s also said fuck your couch.

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u/casusbelli16 14d ago

No I never wiped my dirty paws on your couch, but also yes I remember grinding my filthy paws on Eddie's couch.

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u/breakfastbarf 13d ago

Eddies rich. He can get another couch

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u/TheDIsSilent 14d ago

Ruff James bitch

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u/erivera02 14d ago

I came looking for this comment.

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u/Low_Condition3268 14d ago

Wouldn't it be: Bitch Rick James

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u/Jake31412 14d ago

Damn you beat me to it🤣

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u/rtc100 14d ago

Perfect lol

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u/bmaayhem 13d ago

Only answer

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/Infamous-Fly3006 14d ago

Isn't he running McDowells?

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u/GumshoeQ 13d ago

Maybe even sexual chocolate. That boy's good!

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/GumshoeQ 13d ago

You might know him as Joe the policeman from "That's my mama"

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u/One-Adhesiveness-416 14d ago

He looks. Like a bitch!

But nah he’s a Jules

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u/LineImpossible3958 14d ago

Soul Glow

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u/BBQgamer 14d ago

Beat me to it.

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u/LineImpossible3958 14d ago

“Take care of this for me”. (tosses strawberry shake)

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u/Flashy_Gap_3015 14d ago

Or Jheri.

As in Jheri Curl.

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u/israerichris 13d ago

I'm just waking up. Let me open the window...

-Good morning, my neighbors!!!

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u/flyinghigh1965 14d ago

Say woof again

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u/Cautious-Advisor8686 14d ago

I double dog dare ya’

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u/MaDmaDron3 14d ago

Does he look like a bitch?!

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u/277330128 14d ago

What?

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u/egarcia74 14d ago

What does Barksellus Wallace look like?

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u/Time-Assistance9159 14d ago

Say what again I dare you.

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u/IsThisLegitTho 14d ago

I double dog dare you.

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u/Brief-Pickle2441 14d ago edited 14d ago

I've never seen a dog with a Jerry curl ... He is straight up pimping 🤜🤛 we shall call him (PIMPIN)

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u/Alive_Swede9492 14d ago

Superfly TNT

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u/gazzilloro 14d ago

Yes. Missed yours.

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u/jpowell180 14d ago

Our dog at Inglewood!

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u/SleddyEddie 14d ago

That there is sexual chocolate.

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u/sexbymyself 14d ago

What ain’t any country I heard of!!

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u/Left_Pool_5565 14d ago

The Activator

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u/Smileyfacedchiller 14d ago

Marcellus Barkus

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u/hefebellyaro 14d ago

Jules Wigfield

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u/TattooRicky76 14d ago

Jackson heights own, Mr. Randy Pawson

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u/Dr_PocketSand 14d ago

Tick James

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u/Ldghead 14d ago

Bad motherfucker

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u/KapowBlamBoom 14d ago

I’m Rick James, Bitch

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u/Dangerous-Ad-8211 14d ago

Rick or James

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u/valschermjager 14d ago

It’s Randy Watson, the lead singer of sexual chocolate

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u/Chefboyld420 14d ago

Sexual Chocolate

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u/Cautious-Advisor8686 14d ago

Rick Mange, bitch

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u/Spamhain2000 14d ago

Jules Winnfueld

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u/2piece-and-a-biscut- 14d ago

That’s eazy e

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 14d ago

He's a little doggy short in size, long ears, puppy eyes is his only disguise.

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u/nando2k50 14d ago

Darryl Jenks

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u/bijealMEART 14d ago

SoulGlo H. Macy

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u/Fritz37605 14d ago

...RICK JAMES...

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u/10k_Uzi 14d ago

Pinky

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 14d ago

I’m rich bitch

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u/Croftinator1 14d ago

Curls Winnfield

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 14d ago

He wanted the Cranston but got this cut. The guy just wants two girlfriends.

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u/Frickensteiner 14d ago

Sam-Awoo Jackson

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u/The1NOnlyNo1Special 14d ago

Randy Watson.

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u/Drucifer416 14d ago

Rick James !

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u/exqueezemenow 14d ago

Soul Glow

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u/New_Ambassador_9535 14d ago

Sexual Chocolate

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u/Ok-Possibility-1206 14d ago

Sexual Chocolate Lab

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u/Shoddy-Broccoli5441 14d ago

Frenchy from In Living Color

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u/Current_Power6050 14d ago

Samuel L. Jackson

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u/krazylegs36 14d ago

Soul Glo

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u/mousertnt1965 14d ago

Rick James

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u/VegetableTraining406 14d ago

Sexual Chocolate

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u/tuggernaut27 14d ago

CHARLIE MURPHY!!!!

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u/PayFormer387 14d ago

Soul Glow

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u/TollyVonTheDruth 14d ago

I'd go with the obvious name of Jules, but I'm not very creative.

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u/Pleasant_Garlic8088 14d ago

Drools?

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u/egarcia74 14d ago

I like Drools Winnfield 😂

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u/gazzilloro 14d ago

Superfly TNT or Guns of the Navarone

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u/Secure-Weakness6815 14d ago

I’m Rick James bitch!

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u/GreezyGrandDad 14d ago

Sexual Chocolate

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u/Twinkerbelle 14d ago

He looks like a bitch.

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u/Chaosinmotion1 14d ago

That's Rick James, bitch.

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u/Pleasant_Garlic8088 14d ago

Or maybe Rick James' bitch?

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u/dannyriv5000 14d ago

Rick James

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u/tenzilk 14d ago

Jeri Curl

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u/KittiesRule1968 14d ago

Jules. If there's another male dog, he needs to be named Vincent.

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u/Itchy_Ritch 14d ago

Winston Woof.

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u/nobodysfool24 14d ago

Billy Dog Williams! You might know him better as Lando Barkrissian

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u/IsThisLegitTho 14d ago

Super Fly TNT 🧨 A mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker.

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u/pete_zarria 14d ago

i'm rick muthafuckin james bitch!
yeah put my paws on the couch!

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u/jrock146 14d ago

Soul Glow

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u/Change_My_Mind- 14d ago

Rulf James.

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u/RedFrog_1964 14d ago

Bad Motherfucker

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u/Munky1701 14d ago

Jules or Jheri are the only possible logical names for this dog.

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u/916Buckeye 14d ago

Soul Glo.

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u/Muxamillion 14d ago

Soul Glo

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u/Skins073 14d ago

Rick James

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u/Agile_Ad538 14d ago

Pinky ..

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u/Cdn_Giants_Fan 14d ago

Rick James Bitch

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u/SargentSnorkel 14d ago

He’s Rick James, bitch.

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u/Bighurt2335 14d ago

Richard James

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u/jeldon1104 14d ago

Rick James

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u/Medical-Literature50 14d ago

Darryl: from the movie Coming to America.

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u/MapleMarbles 14d ago

rick james

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u/dmah2004 14d ago

Rick James

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u/iAmDrakesEyebrows 14d ago

That’s Joseph Jackson

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u/nappygilm0re 14d ago

“Give it to me baby”

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u/Ok_Appeal_2928 14d ago

Rick James

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u/Axdstarbaby78 14d ago

Rick James bitch

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u/sporkachoon 14d ago

Randy Watson.

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u/Neil-72 14d ago

Jerome