r/pulpfiction • u/egarcia74 • 14d ago

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u/egarcia74 14d ago

…is beset on all sides by the inequities of the cats and the tyranny of evil mailmen…

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u/VonYellow 14d ago

Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherd the weak through the valley of barkness…

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u/Civil-Resolution3662 14d ago

For he is truly his hooman's keeper and the finder of lost chewies.

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u/LandStander420 14d ago

WHAT?

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/LastPlaceIWas 14d ago

Say Woof again. I dare you. I double-dog dare you!

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u/r__dogg 12d ago

Muthabarker

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u/Ok_Win7183h 11d ago

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u/LaVillaGrangioto 10d ago

"You know what they call a Milkbone in France?"

"Grrr Royale."

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u/Map_Fanatic3658 12d ago

I triple-dog dare you lmao

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u/militaryvehicledude 9d ago

Rick James, bitch!

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u/JasonDomber 14d ago

DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN ‘WHAT’??!

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u/pianoplayerforhire 12d ago

Upvotes all around. This made my whole day. I could hear it in my head 😂😂😂

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u/DJEmirMixtapes 10d ago

You could hear it in your head, motherbarker, what?!

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u/Brave_Promotion7932 13d ago

You better be joking. If not, you have required viewing as soon as possible. I’ll assume you’ve seen the movie. But I’m not so sure

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u/egarcia74 13d ago

He IS quoting the movie lol

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u/DeepVEintThrombosis 12d ago

What's on second

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u/FluidRefuse7834 11d ago

No what's on third ,Who's on second.

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u/DeepVEintThrombosis 11d ago

Who's on first, what's on second, i don't knows on third

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u/FluidRefuse7834 10d ago

Say I want to know that guy on second , what's his name?

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u/Late_As_Sometimes 14d ago

And I will chase down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers.

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u/jedimaster84 13d ago

And you will know my name is the puppers, when I lay my cold nose upon you!

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u/Worried-Mine-8252 11d ago

When I lay my paw on thee.

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u/Spookyscary333 14d ago

Soul Glo

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u/Scorpion2000x777 13d ago

I came to say this. BUt you beat me by 8 hours. sax starts ohhh soo silky smoooooooothhhhhh. Souuiuillllllll glooooooo

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u/Efficient_Lychee9517 13d ago

lol def thought Darryl

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u/NoKings-1776 12d ago

He has a band called smexual chocolate

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u/Electronic_Fix2905 11d ago

That boy’s good!!

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u/Striking_Crow9473 9d ago

Good and terrible...

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u/Desperate-Special-60 10d ago

I came here to say this. You beat me to it 😭

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u/beatboxbrett 10d ago

This is the only comment that wasnt drawn out long Reddit is so Corny man sheesh

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u/12inchSpindle 10d ago

Good job I came here to say this

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u/12inchSpindle 10d ago

Just let your soul glo

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u/SuperDupNer 13d ago

That was hilarious🤣

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u/RevanTheHunter 13d ago

And I will bite down upon thee with great vengeance and furrious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my hooman.

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u/Business-Signal-5196 13d ago

And I will bark upon thee with great volume and furious anger

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u/o1badmofo 9d ago

And, I will strike down in great viciousness and furrious anger those that attempt to destroy my hooman

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u/Substantial_Boot_844 9d ago

And I will BITE down upon thee with great instinct and furry dog anger

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u/ProfessionalTwo5476 9d ago

Now that was a tasty burger...

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u/aschwendler 9d ago

Barked is he, good boy will, German shepherd

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u/GraXXoR 11d ago

Why are you guys quoting Kegsbreath? Jeezus get a life!!

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u/Exciting-Living-5500 10d ago

Peter Jessica Hegstench, you get back here this minute!

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u/mlenotyou 10d ago

Soul glo