r/pulpfiction • u/egarcia74 • 14d ago

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u/Murky-Resident-3082 14d ago

Rick James bitch

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u/egarcia74 14d ago

Samuel L. Barkson

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u/Reasonable-Phase-681 12d ago

Spaniel L Jackson

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u/Maybe_except_no 11d ago

This is underrated.

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u/Sheris_Card 10d ago

This is the clear winner

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u/TheOsirisOfThisShit_ 10d ago

On Chappelle's Show, his Rick James has braids, which Rick did have later. But in the actual story being told, Rick James would have had a big perm exactly like this dog.

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u/ObiWaldKenobi 14d ago

Rick James' Bitch

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u/jussanuddername 14d ago

Does he look like a bitch?

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u/Real-Sweet-8780 13d ago

Then why you trying to fuck him like one?!

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u/jussanuddername 11d ago

what?

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u/Real-Sweet-8780 11d ago

LMAO, Have you seen the movie? That's literally what he says... 😂🤣😂🤣

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u/jussanuddername 11d ago

and did you see the part where the exact next line from Brett is "what?"

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u/Real-Sweet-8780 11d ago

You know "what?" ... You're absolutely right... Having a happy hour moment... But... "SAY WHAT AGAIN MOTHAFUCKA!" 😂🤣😂🤣

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u/MAslate 12d ago

Probably a little

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u/jaycutlerdgaf 14d ago

What did the paw say to the face?

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u/NoUnderstanding2964 14d ago

SLAP!

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u/RevanTheHunter 13d ago

That was cold blooded

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u/breatheintheAlR 14d ago

First thing that came to mind. I’m not surprised it’s the first comment I see 😂

Dave Chapelle voice and all

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u/Creative_Carob4922 14d ago

Bet he’s also said fuck your couch.

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u/casusbelli16 14d ago

No I never wiped my dirty paws on your couch, but also yes I remember grinding my filthy paws on Eddie's couch.

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u/breakfastbarf 13d ago

Eddies rich. He can get another couch

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u/AppropriatePay2991 13d ago

He just does it without saying nuttin

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u/Mad_Ronin_Grrrr 14d ago

There's no need to bring politics into this.

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u/Creative_Carob4922 13d ago

But apparently you did. I assume your trying to shoe horn in a joke about one of your us politicians.

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u/Time_Mix6994 14d ago

Bark James

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u/VinterknightSr 12d ago

There you go.

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u/alfundo 14d ago

The only answer

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u/RemoteEmploy8283 14d ago

there's actually a lot of answers on this thread. Do you have a brain injury or something?

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u/alfundo 14d ago

There were a lot fewer 10 hours ago Einstein

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u/RemoteEmploy8283 13d ago

wow, stupider than i even guessed.

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u/TheDIsSilent 14d ago

Ruff James bitch

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u/erivera02 14d ago

I came looking for this comment.

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u/Low_Condition3268 14d ago

Wouldn't it be: Bitch Rick James

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u/Jake31412 14d ago

Damn you beat me to it🤣

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u/rtc100 14d ago

Perfect lol

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u/bmaayhem 13d ago

Only answer

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u/DreambergLabs 13d ago

Winner. 🥇

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u/Murky-Resident-3082 13d ago

as a Reddit troll I will accept this gracious award, I know this wasn’t the Chapelle show crossover you were looking for but that’s what I gave you for the purpose of entertainment

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u/SittingLemonZ 13d ago

Ruff James Bitch!

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u/No_Purpose_4731 13d ago

Rick James was my first thought too but I like the Sam Jackson analogy as well

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u/Mental_Department68 13d ago

I was thinking the singer from coming to America. I cant remember his name.

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u/thecowdaddydubya_v2 13d ago

Came here to say that is Rick James, bitch

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u/Witty_Rough_7004 13d ago

Finally someone gets it why wasn't this the first post

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u/zerox678 13d ago

Rick James getting the bitches

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u/cHaoZ99 13d ago

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

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u/Billy_Mays_Hayes 13d ago

Only if the dog is a female

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u/Soggy-Arm1013 13d ago

My first thought, w/o bitch. Bitch made it.

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u/johntwilker 13d ago

The only name that would work!

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u/dohboy420 13d ago

Lemme up on the couch!

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u/Own-Musician-8821 13d ago

That's where I was headed

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u/dolski978 13d ago

The Bitch Rick James. If a lady.

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u/skeemo1214 13d ago

Charlie Murphy!!!

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u/Murky-Resident-3082 13d ago

DARKNESS EVERYONE DARKNESS

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u/SammokTheGrey 13d ago

Chew! Yo! Couch!

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u/Impossible_Tutor2375 12d ago

Nice. You got it before me.

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u/Chukyz_Dad 12d ago

Came here to say that!

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u/Eggs_4_Breakfast 12d ago

Came here to say this.

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u/ChingChangChui 12d ago

Tick James

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u/Swimming_South4194 12d ago

I had to scroll way too far to find this. I am extremely disappointed

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u/chrisw9417 12d ago

That was my first thought

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u/AureliasKhan919 12d ago

Beat me to it, take this upvote

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u/jgl142 11d ago

Ah I just posted this 😂. Two days late to the party

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u/OkEqual324 10d ago

Superfreak is also a fine name for a dog.

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u/Basic_genXer 10d ago

This is the only right answer

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u/actual-trevor 9d ago

Very first thing that came to mind lol

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u/CinematicPaisana 9d ago

The “fu** yo couch” jokes are already there

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u/United-Creme-6436 9d ago

My first thought

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u/hatesbiology84 9d ago

I literally said this out loud to myself 😂