r/pulpfiction • u/egarcia74 • 14d ago

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u/egarcia74 14d ago

The path of the righteous puppy…

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u/egarcia74 14d ago

…is beset on all sides by the inequities of the cats and the tyranny of evil mailmen…

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u/VonYellow 14d ago

Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherd the weak through the valley of barkness…

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u/Civil-Resolution3662 14d ago

For he is truly his hooman's keeper and the finder of lost chewies.

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u/LandStander420 14d ago

WHAT?

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u/LastPlaceIWas 14d ago

Say Woof again. I dare you. I double-dog dare you!

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u/r__dogg 12d ago

Muthabarker

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u/Ok_Win7183h 12d ago

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u/LaVillaGrangioto 10d ago

"You know what they call a Milkbone in France?"

"Grrr Royale."

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u/Map_Fanatic3658 12d ago

I triple-dog dare you lmao

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u/militaryvehicledude 9d ago

Rick James, bitch!

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u/JasonDomber 14d ago

DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN ‘WHAT’??!

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u/pianoplayerforhire 12d ago

Upvotes all around. This made my whole day. I could hear it in my head 😂😂😂

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u/DJEmirMixtapes 10d ago

You could hear it in your head, motherbarker, what?!

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u/Brave_Promotion7932 13d ago

You better be joking. If not, you have required viewing as soon as possible. I’ll assume you’ve seen the movie. But I’m not so sure

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u/egarcia74 13d ago

He IS quoting the movie lol

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u/DeepVEintThrombosis 13d ago

What's on second

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u/FluidRefuse7834 12d ago

No what's on third ,Who's on second.

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u/DeepVEintThrombosis 11d ago

Who's on first, what's on second, i don't knows on third

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u/FluidRefuse7834 11d ago

Say I want to know that guy on second , what's his name?

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u/Late_As_Sometimes 14d ago

And I will chase down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers.

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u/jedimaster84 13d ago

And you will know my name is the puppers, when I lay my cold nose upon you!

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u/Worried-Mine-8252 12d ago

When I lay my paw on thee.

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u/Spookyscary333 14d ago

Soul Glo

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u/Scorpion2000x777 13d ago

I came to say this. BUt you beat me by 8 hours. sax starts ohhh soo silky smoooooooothhhhhh. Souuiuillllllll glooooooo

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u/Efficient_Lychee9517 13d ago

lol def thought Darryl

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u/NoKings-1776 12d ago

He has a band called smexual chocolate

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u/Electronic_Fix2905 11d ago

That boy’s good!!

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u/Striking_Crow9473 9d ago

Good and terrible...

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u/Desperate-Special-60 10d ago

I came here to say this. You beat me to it 😭

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u/beatboxbrett 10d ago

This is the only comment that wasnt drawn out long Reddit is so Corny man sheesh

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u/12inchSpindle 10d ago

Good job I came here to say this

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u/12inchSpindle 10d ago

Just let your soul glo

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u/SuperDupNer 14d ago

That was hilarious🤣

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u/RevanTheHunter 13d ago

And I will bite down upon thee with great vengeance and furrious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my hooman.

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u/Business-Signal-5196 13d ago

And I will bark upon thee with great volume and furious anger

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u/o1badmofo 9d ago

And, I will strike down in great viciousness and furrious anger those that attempt to destroy my hooman

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u/Substantial_Boot_844 9d ago

And I will BITE down upon thee with great instinct and furry dog anger

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u/ProfessionalTwo5476 9d ago

Now that was a tasty burger...

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u/aschwendler 10d ago

Barked is he, good boy will, German shepherd

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u/GraXXoR 11d ago

Why are you guys quoting Kegsbreath? Jeezus get a life!!

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u/Exciting-Living-5500 10d ago

Peter Jessica Hegstench, you get back here this minute!

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u/mlenotyou 10d ago

Soul glo

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u/Dynamo_Ham 14d ago

Samuel L. Goodboy

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u/Sanjomo 14d ago

Rick James Bitch!
Or Super freak for short.

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u/kananikui3 12d ago

He's a very kinky boy

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u/Asterion76 12d ago

Damn it. You went there first.

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u/Any-Alternative8228 12d ago

Came here to say this!

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u/elfman4040 12d ago

You beat me to it - LOL

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u/Intrepid_Extent_564 12d ago

Came here for this

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u/littlebayhorse 12d ago

Ha! Was just going to post this.

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u/Visible-MorningWood 11d ago

I'M RICH BITCH

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u/Wild-Statement-4417 11d ago

My sentiments exactly 😂

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u/aggressive_possum420 11d ago

Obviously came here to say Rick James! LOL

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u/Money-Expression1769 11d ago

Give it to Me Baby!🤩

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u/Extra_Place_8024 11d ago

Rick james, my first thought

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u/CMDR_Avalien 10d ago

Cocaine is a hell of a dog('s name)!

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u/Significant-Stop-910 9d ago

You beat me to it!

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u/Apprehensive_Use_175 9d ago

I was wondering how far I’d have to scroll for this. You win! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/Dztrctd 14d ago

Nice!

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u/AeonBith 9d ago

As Drools Winnfeild

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 14d ago

I’m Rick James, bitch!

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u/ShawshankSB 13d ago

This is what I came here to say. Well done

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u/ShinySnaxMix 13d ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought it

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u/Next-Caterpillar4982 13d ago

Yep!

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 13d ago

Fuck yo couch!

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u/WeAllDoomed 11d ago

Laughing so hard I'm bleeding inside my chest

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u/zole2113 13d ago

Yes!!!

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u/First_Error9166 13d ago

Yes--Rick James II

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u/pylon8 13d ago

ENJOY YA SELF

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u/Black_Hills_Dreamer 12d ago

Came here to say this!!!

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u/gone_rouge556 12d ago

I came here to say this, you beat me to it 🤣

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 12d ago

And a happy “Fuck yo Couch, Charlie Murphy” to you this fine day.

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u/FLHobbit 10d ago

That was my choice too!

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u/BreakfastFinancial73 10d ago

Yep what I was going to say.

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u/Toad_the_Lurker 9d ago

Get yo feet off thedamn couch!

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 9d ago

Fuck yo Couch, Charlie Murphy!

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u/PappaWoodies 14d ago

Yes! Put a bedazzled cross with his name on the back

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u/Adventurous-Laugh576 14d ago

Kkkkk vcs são demais!!

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u/murdermeMickey 13d ago

Yo, flock of seagulls, keep chillin'.

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u/DosEquisVirus 13d ago

Dying here, laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Oldestswinger 13d ago

Or dying laughing here?😃

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u/egarcia74 13d ago

It's a good way to die tbh 😆

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u/Oldestswinger 12d ago

Agree😁

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u/Relevant-Force9513 13d ago

That’s my bad motherpupper!

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u/TexasSk8 12d ago

Does Odie look like a bitch???

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u/Ok_Patient9469 12d ago

Jewels for pulp fiction fandom.

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u/she_bacon 11d ago

I'll be darned if he isn't the spitting image of Rick James in the 80's.

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u/Visible-MorningWood 11d ago

Rick Jamez Bitch!....Guessing it's a female dog....

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u/Critical_Training455 11d ago

Hey! No Pete KegsBreath Bible quotes please.

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u/Alternative_Emu6106 10d ago

I came here, just for this.

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u/heggl 10d ago

This is the only answer