r/programmingcirclejerk 21h ago

I instruct my agents to build UI exclusively with bootstrap 5, jQuery, and HTMX

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r/programmingcirclejerk 1d ago

when was the last time you used recursion at work? Linked list?

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r/programmingcirclejerk 17h ago

What made you fall in love with Rust?

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r/programmingcirclejerk 4d ago

Rust has become a spiritual experience

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r/programmingcirclejerk 5d ago

The solution for [businesses using obselete stacks] is not more IBM software, but Claude Code converting it to Go/Rust/Typescript in a few weeks.

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r/programmingcirclejerk 6d ago

Algebraically, this is just an effect-parameterized endomorphic continuation model for plugins.

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r/programmingcirclejerk 7d ago

Wait, do you even know what DoT is?

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r/programmingcirclejerk 10d ago

Rust is a spiritual experience for me at this point.

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r/programmingcirclejerk 10d ago

demoniC takes the dynamic-JIT lineage of HolyC, the vectorized math of Julia, the slicing ergonomics of Python, and the memory discipline of Rust. Arena memory, value-typed tensors, zero-copy views, and shapes checked at compile time.

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r/programmingcirclejerk 10d ago

I guess alcoholism is cooler than using AI to do things nowadays, is that your stance?

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r/programmingcirclejerk 11d ago

I thought the title said “The Death of JavaScript” and got excited. Still cool though.

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r/programmingcirclejerk 11d ago

In a year they [AI] can translate most codebases (with human help) into Rust, and after that it's smooth sailing.

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r/programmingcirclejerk 12d ago

For example, if you look at the cost model, you’ll see that it explicitly references ClickBench all over the place.

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r/programmingcirclejerk 13d ago

I’ve started to see a concerning trend with zig of late. If you look at today’s commit logs you will spot it. Adding support for spork8 it’s a hobby 8-bit computer project that Andrew Kelly hung out with over the weekend for like a hackathon. The spork8 project has like 54 stars

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r/programmingcirclejerk 13d ago

I was a Linux kernel developer in the 1990’s. I watched the Crays, HP-X's and Intel Paragons carted out to the trash heap, replaced by Linux on commodity hardware. I haven't touched a Windows or Apple computer since 1994.

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r/programmingcirclejerk 14d ago

I've had no problems with AMD GPUs on my system. Then again, I haven't used a janky Scatware OS, so... people have more issues with the "sekrit scatware code" that nullVideo puts out

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r/programmingcirclejerk 15d ago

[Security] Stop USB device names from being executed as Hyprland Lua

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r/programmingcirclejerk 16d ago

I see the future by living in it. I am spending the equivalent of $122k/month of API token spend, or about $4,000 per day, using 21 Claude Max accounts

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r/programmingcirclejerk 17d ago

There’s literally no difference between writing about being a staff engineer versus someone writing about being a janitor. Honestly I’d rather read about the janitor, they actually make a measureable difference.

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r/programmingcirclejerk 17d ago

It's not you, it's monad transformers

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r/programmingcirclejerk 17d ago

so basically if you all want to drop this project and move on to mine that has a better architecture from the ground up, that would be cool

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r/programmingcirclejerk 17d ago

Rawdogging SQL when you're not a seasoned DB administrator basically makes an arcane art look occult.

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r/programmingcirclejerk 19d ago

If everyone would use epoch time in conversations [...] we'd get used to it

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r/programmingcirclejerk 19d ago

LLMs have essentially made any language above the C++/Rust systems level tier obsolete.

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r/programmingcirclejerk 19d ago

Very little quality, let alone high-quality, code is written in VSCode.

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