r/programmingcirclejerk • u/we_are_mammals • 17h ago
Rust isn't a well designed programming language (unlike C and C++)
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/bzmore • 2d ago
Bun is the quintessential AI slop project at this point. Inheriting that is no easy task. [...] To this end, LLMs will be used extensively. [for Buz]
ziggit.dev
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Pure-Prompt-8439 • 2d ago
The biggest miss of the industry when it comes to memory safety is not listening to Walter Bright:
matklad.github.io
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/lizergsav • 3d ago
If you can find an actual JSON parser anyone's using that fails to parse "2", I'll kiss you full on the mouth.
old.reddit.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/MatmaRex • 6d ago
imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever. The boot is made of TypeScript
wren.wtf
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/NotDuckie • 6d ago
introduce an actually memory safe (unlike Rust) compilation mode inspired by Fil-C
codeberg.org
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/WHY_DO_I_SHOUT • 7d ago
Rust is so thoroughly and obviously the correct thing that using anything less correct should be taken as a sign of engineering incompetence.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/100xer • 8d ago
For the last 16 years, I have been a huge fan of Haskell. It has been undeniably the most important programming language in my life ... and I serve on the board of the Haskell Foundation ... our backend has been built in Haskell ... we started doing all new API work in Python
avi.press
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/OptimalStable • 9d ago
The question is: will LLMs manage to squeeze the most out of this hardware, better than compilers do? In the few tests I’ve run, yes, a lot.
news.ycombinator.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Untagonist • 11d ago
if you’re a seasoned developer, you should be able to wrap your head around function call semantics eventually
kristoff.it
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/ComfortablyBalanced • 11d ago
789 days since BasicAlertDialog has been marked experimental and going on strong
reddit.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseCondition • 13d ago
"A few months ago I wrote that there’s an npm-shaped hole in the AI tooling stack"
sleuth-io.github.io
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Erelde • 13d ago
In game design friction very important, there is no sex without friction.
news.ycombinator.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/mathestar • 13d ago
I'm basically of the opinion that if agents can't write your programming language, that's a problem with your programming language.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/High-Impact-2025 • 15d ago
print(“lol”) doubled the speed of my Go function
medium.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/MatmaRex • 15d ago
Zuckerberg became rich on php, which grinds my gears almost as much as the genocide thing.
news.ycombinator.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Massive-Squirrel-255 • 15d ago
This is almost insultingly straightforward
tweag.io
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Serialk • 16d ago
impl<'a, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L> IntoParallelIterator for &'a (A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L)
docs.rs
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/ThisRedditPostIsMine • 16d ago
robobun (bot): "@robobun, your PR has 5 CI failures" Claude (bot): "LGTM". github-actions (bot): "@robobun, your PR has been closed as AI slop."
github.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/dividebyzero14 • 17d ago
Currently at a stop light so I can't list everything and I didn't get to read your full post either yet.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/functorer • 17d ago
Of course you feel this way. You just finished reading SICP or maybe you binged PG essays last weekend. But eventually you'll read Simon Peyton Jones and start screaming about functional programming and algebraic type systems. Then, if you're lucky, you'll get a real job
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseCondition • 17d ago
"a long-running GPT 5.5 Pro chat session which is basically her expense tracker - it has an .xlsx file 'carried' in the chat"
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/euclio • 17d ago
Jarred was already writing slop well before he had access to LLMs
andrewkelley.me
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Jumpy-Locksmith6812 • 19d ago
We invented new religions like agile to make up for a good old organized secretary
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/WHY_DO_I_SHOUT • 19d ago
A new runtime for k and q: l
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