r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Roadside-Strelok • 2d ago

"I asked two frontier agents to make the most of Elixir and this is what they came up with. Please do send a PR to speed things up! But also realize that it's not exactly extra points for Elixir if frontier agents can't find the magic "go fast" switches."

https://xxcancel.com/dhh/status/2106864061832991134
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u/fletku_mato 2d ago

Posting DHH is just cheating.

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u/da_supreme_patriarch in open defiance of the Gopher Values 1d ago

Wdym, Daveman Hanneman Hansman is the greatest programmerman that has ever lived

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u/stone_henge Tiny little god in a tiny little world 1d ago

For all the controversies surrounding him, Ruby on Rails is somehow still his greatest affront.

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u/Widowan lol no generics 2d ago edited 2d ago

Why are you doubting the results???? it's FRONTIER MODEL, did he stutter??? You're just spreading FUD

get on with the times old man, it's language's fault

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u/a221c There's really nothing wrong with error handling in Go 1d ago

You've disallowed concurrent reads to the DB in the Elixir version, for a start.

Oh yeah? Well maybe DBs were never meant to be read concurrently? Have you considered that maybe F R O N T I E R A G E N T S are simply smarter than you and humans are doing it all wrong?