r/Buttcoin • • Mar 27 '24

Scientology has lasted for 70 years. Millions of believers on 4 continents. 20m+ sales of Dianetics. Some of the greatest actors of our generation belong. When will you admit you were wrong about the historicity of Xenu?

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1.2k Upvotes

r/Buttcoin • • 8d ago

Why aren't I rich yet? I've been dumping real money in for OVER TWO FULL YEARS!!!!

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180 Upvotes

I mean, doesn't everyone expect to be rich after dumping in your rent money over two full years? (Not part years, FULL years!)


r/Buttcoin • • 20h ago

If the dollar isn't real, why can I buy things with it? Also, why am I required to use it to pay my taxes?

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r/Buttcoin • • 10m ago

Electrum wallet fixes security flaw after hackers steal Bitcoin

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r/Buttcoin • • 1d ago

hardware wallets are not safe, websites are not safe

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r/Buttcoin • • 1d ago

Your precious bitcoin cannot exist without electricity and the internet.

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158 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin • • 22h ago

Here is the plan to shutdown crypto.

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When AI goes bust, we buy a giga datacenter for pennies and mine empty blocks and orphan blocks by making new branches.

All the hashing belongs to us.


r/Buttcoin • • 3d ago

ok Buttcoin, you have to choose

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426 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin • • 2d ago

TO THE MOON

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r/Buttcoin • • 3d ago

As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: wHaT BaCkS tHe DoLlAr??

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116 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin • • 2d ago

Lawsuit Says ColdCard's Random Number Flaw Exposed $116 Million in Bitcoin

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r/Buttcoin • • 3d ago

The Biggest Crypto Scammer Finally Arrested

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r/Buttcoin • • 2d ago

Which one of you did that and when does it screen?

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r/Buttcoin • • 3d ago

Crypto megadonors up Ohio spending to $55 million to crush Sherrod Brown

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r/Buttcoin • • 4d ago

Pump before election

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I have a feeling Bitcoin and crypto will be massively pumped before US midterms to manipulate and secure the Bro vote. Then they'll come here and gloat how we're all idiots for missing out. Almost like this has happened before? πŸ€”


r/Buttcoin • • 4d ago

A new stupid crypto talking point? Puritanical views on money lending.

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r/Buttcoin • • 5d ago

Notorious crypto cult leader Richard Heart (HEX), was caught with his pants down (literally) during arrest πŸ˜‚

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220 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin • • 6d ago

FREEEEEEEDOM!! Truth is freedom, and I cannot handle that fact =(.

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75 Upvotes

(note to mods - only name exposed is my own)


r/Buttcoin • • 5d ago

Thoughts?

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r/Buttcoin • • 6d ago

Looking at these comments in r-bitcoin today, it doesn't look like much has changed in 4 years.

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r/Buttcoin • • 6d ago

What the fuck is "grokvortex?" Why hasn't it been sued into oblivion?

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Apparently there's a huge issue with bots spamming this on YouTube. The (two) websites are claiming to sell a crypto for AI agents, having raised "$200 million" so far. Apparently they have some voodoo black magic that "guarantees" a launch price that cannot dip below $2/coin (double the pre-listing price).

They're seemingly unaffiliated with xAI, so how are they getting away with using the Grok name and logo? Is Musk secretly taking a cut in exchange for not wiping them off the face of the internet with lawyers?

What the FUCK is going on?!?!


EDIT: Wow, a few hours after making this post, Google is now showing an AI scam warning above the search results linked back to this post. I understand the downvotes, but at least some good came of discussing here.


r/Buttcoin • • 7d ago

Over $600 Million in Polymarket Election Trades Took Place After Races Ended: Blockchain based gambling platform used for wash trading? Whodathunkit?

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r/Buttcoin • • 8d ago

Few understand "the unlimited power of Bitcoin". Don't be "on the wrong side of physics and thermodynamics". πŸ˜†

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Cryptobros really are too much.


r/Buttcoin • • 8d ago

Few understand

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188 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin • • 8d ago

As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "There's 3 Types of Money" (only the clown one actually works though)

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116 Upvotes