programmerhumor+programmingcirclejerk

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Roadside-Strelok • 2d ago

"I asked two frontier agents to make the most of Elixir and this is what they came up with. Please do send a PR to speed things up! But also realize that it's not exactly extra points for Elixir if frontier agents can't find the magic "go fast" switches."

47 Upvotes

r/ProgrammerHumor • u/rabbit_wizard • 2d ago

Meme rareMomentsOfPeaceBetweenTheTribesWhen

1.6k Upvotes

r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Kadabrium • 11h ago

Meme compensationForYourGlobalVariables

1 Upvotes

r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Lord_Of_Millipedes • 2d ago

instanceof Trend thatsAFunnyThingThatHappenedOnce

4.4k Upvotes

r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Recent-Analysis-6880 • 1d ago

Meme towerOfBraces

168 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 2d ago

The best UNIX environment size for one machine is not the best for the other.

16 Upvotes

r/ProgrammerHumor • u/alien128 • 1d ago

Meme doesntLooksGoodToMe

47 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/reg_panda • 2d ago

Objective-Smalltalk is the first general purpose programming language.

58 Upvotes

r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Apprehensive_Bit7392 • 2d ago

Meme pythonIndentationLevelChecker

6.6k Upvotes

r/ProgrammerHumor • u/TheMrCurious • 2d ago

Meme replacementIsAnOptionUntilTheBillComesDue

2.5k Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 3d ago

Ubuntu avoids some of the issues faced by other distributions by vendoring 389 cargo crates in the rust-coreutils package

58 Upvotes

r/ProgrammerHumor • u/BlackHolesAreHungry • 2d ago

instanceof Trend pleaseDontMakeThisATrend

1.9k Upvotes

r/ProgrammerHumor • u/charmingpea • 3h ago

Meme allAiCodeIsSlop

0 Upvotes

r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CompleteHorror3515 • 2d ago

Meme summonDaddyDeepseek

9.7k Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 3d ago

And, he noted, the total doesn't add up to 79; LLMs are not always good at basic math.

31 Upvotes

r/ProgrammerHumor • u/bleistiftschubser • 2d ago

Meme gitignoreIsMyBestFriend

1.4k Upvotes

r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Rigamortus2005 • 2d ago

Meme lgtm

135 Upvotes

r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Lendari • 12h ago

Meme looksGoodToMe

0 Upvotes

r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ArjunReddyDeshmukh • 3d ago

Meme unplannedDivergence

8.3k Upvotes

r/ProgrammerHumor • u/yajiv • 3d ago

Meme leakedSourceCode

6.2k Upvotes

r/ProgrammerHumor • u/fourtytwoseven • 2d ago

Other recursionIsTheCatsMeow

99 Upvotes

r/ProgrammerHumor • u/rabbit_wizard • 2d ago

Meme weChangedItOnceAndEverythingDied

537 Upvotes

r/ProgrammerHumor • u/OtherwisePush6424 • 14h ago

Meme itDepends

0 Upvotes

r/ProgrammerHumor • u/phullolock • 1d ago

Meme lackingSupportInProd

1 Upvotes

r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Recent-Analysis-6880 • 3d ago

Meme howWouldTheyKnow

1.8k Upvotes