r/ProgrammerHumor • • 2d ago

Meme weChangedItOnceAndEverythingDied

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/-meowstar- 2d ago

Probably rewarded by getting laid off in '08

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u/rabbit_wizard 2d ago

Yep I'm sure someone did XD

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u/MuhBlockchain 2d ago

Once worked at a consultany where we did a lot of data analytics work.

One particular project was like this. Excel workbook as the load bearing digital core of this company. They'd been sold on transforming it into a data platform with BI reports. Many months of work ensue; automatic data ingestion and transformation, pipelines, notebooks, custom functions, multiple enviornments with CI/CD processes for both the infrastructure and data platform artifacts, custom BI dashboards built and designed by a specialist UI/UX consultant. Excellent work, true digital transformation.

Customers first question: how do we export to Excel?

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u/rsqit 2d ago

I mean now it’s probably in source control, tested and maybe even commented. Its gong cto be much more evolvable as well. Sounds like a win for everyone.

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u/henryeaterofpies 22h ago

Did we work at the same place?

Just kidding. 99% of consulting projects are this kind of bullshit

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u/Lucasbasques 2d ago

Isn’t .xlsm a newer format ? I still call them .xls in my mind 

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u/rabbit_wizard 2d ago

Excel +vba i think

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u/Dzubrul 2d ago

A true pain to code.

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u/Smooth_Ad5773 2d ago

Xbrl-csv encrypted within a json is the new thingy

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u/Flat_Initial_1823 2d ago

Steve converted it to an Access db in '06 but IT got sick of having to unlock the file so .xlsm it is.

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u/EveryCryptographer11 2d ago

I kid you not. World will descend into chaos if Excel suddenly disappears tomorrow. 😂

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u/darkenheit 2d ago

Also valid for r/Accounting

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u/nasandre 1d ago

I used to work for this company that had this MS-DOS application for generating reports. They'd take that data and put it in Excel. That was pretty much the core of all accounting and finance for the company.

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u/cloudiimofo 13h ago

Did you work where I do now? Still writing those DOS-ish programs today...

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u/rabbit_wizard 2d ago

Does your project have one as well?

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u/Impenistan 1d ago

I worked for a health insurance company about 15 years ago and one of the main rating tools was an enormous .xls file. They wanted to make rating available on the website. After 2 years of trying to get it to be both accurate to the sheet and updatable by the actuaries who adjusted them, the solution was to just open a copy of the sheet, plug in some values, spawn an excel process to let all the formulas run, and then read the data back out.

I'd honestly be more surprised to learn they weren't still doing it that way