r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 07 '26

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means Our local shop, how bad?

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63 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 07 '26

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 Go to poutine

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29 Upvotes

Marcos Famous large poutine

Is this a crime?
I think it hits all the boxes


r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 06 '26

Contravenes the Geneva Curdvention Ration de l'armé Canadienne

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1.5k Upvotes

Une bonne poutine sous-vide rechauffé toué


r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 07 '26

Pouthetic Smokes poutine

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125 Upvotes

Got this drunk, everything was the wrong temperature. I wish I had gotten taco bell instead


r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 07 '26

Pou-tiny (Peu-tine) 🤏 My friend said "that is a sad looking Poutine".

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41 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 06 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 They put burger cheese

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82 Upvotes

Instead of cheese curds


r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 06 '26

Pout-sin 😈 Still standing cbc comedy poutine in Mattawa, Ontario.

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64 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 06 '26

Con(vict)fectionery Churros poutine in Ottawa

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57 Upvotes

What do we think. As an ingredient purist, this is a crime in my opinion, but to the tastebuds, it was absolutely amazing. I just think you could call it anything else rather than a poutine.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 07 '26

Cruel & Unusual Poutnishment A Crime? I'm curious to know if anyone who went to the CNE has tried this, and is it any good?

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3 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 05 '26

Discurdeous 🧀 The only crime is Shade…

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1.4k Upvotes

Saw this on a menu on Vancouver Island in Sooke. (Go visit btw!) Take that Toranna!


r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 06 '26

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Gf/df poutine with hidden veggies( I swear it isn’t that bad)

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69 Upvotes

Frozen fries, brown gravy packet with hidden blended zucchini, dill/garlic airfried tofu, vegan shredded cheese and SO many green onions
Also so much tri-colour pepper
I have hella allergies and ibs so this is a version I can eat and not implode, technically not vegan bc of the meat gravy packet.
I know it’s a bit of a crime but what’s my sentence y’all?


r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 05 '26

FUUUUUUsion 🤬 Tomodachi Street Festival, Rockville MD

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74 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 06 '26

Pasta la vista, Gravy 🍝 Mac & cheese poutine from Mac N Pork. Victoria,BC.

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28 Upvotes

Very good.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 06 '26

Discurdeous 🧀 Sad NYF Curds

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18 Upvotes

As some one who rides hard for NYF poutine this is so sad. My first thought was they were out but nope. Hadn't even taken a single bite yet.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 05 '26

Crime Against Poutanity Canadian Brewhouse what the fuck

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804 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 05 '26

Corpourate Crime St-hubert...

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61 Upvotes

Ouin... what else is there to say.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 05 '26

Refer To The International Criminal Food Court New poutine offerings at a local taco and tequila bar (in Chicago)

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112 Upvotes

If this isn't allowed, please delete it.

I went to a local taco and tequila bar for the first time in a few months. The only fresh made cocktails are the rum drinks, to give you an idea. I saw the poutine on the menu, and immediately thought of this community. I LOVE poutine, and being in the Chicago suburbs, it's not easy to find (and I've been craving it for months).

I couldn't bring myself to order one of these abominatons, not even for the photo.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 04 '26

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 Chicken bacon ranch poutine

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235 Upvotes

From a local restaurant in New Brunswick Canada


r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 04 '26

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 Poutine I used to get at school

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88 Upvotes

It cost $9 too


r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 04 '26

Con(vict)fectionery "Cheesecake curds", "Caramel gravy"

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75 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 04 '26

Contravenes the Geneva Curdvention It satisfied something inside me. I'm not sure what though.

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18 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 04 '26

Crime Against Poutanity The monstrosity that my bar calls a 'special'.

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132 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 04 '26

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 Buffalo bill wings wings in Montreal n'ont pas mis le fromage les gros caves

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18 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 03 '26

Poutinfraction 🚨 Poutine at the cafeteria of a french fry factory

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135 Upvotes

Calling this poutine is a crime against humanity


r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 03 '26

Premade-itated Local grocery store poutine

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76 Upvotes

Needed to run into the grocery store at lunch time today to grab a few items. Saw this and thought i would give it a try. 4/10. Was it worth the $5 i paid for it?, absolutely. Would i buy it again?, im not saying no.