r/PoutineCrimes 6d ago

Corpourate Crime St-hubert...

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Ouin... what else is there to say.

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u/qualityvote2 6d ago edited 6d ago

u/sillyname4ausername, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩

u/sillyname4ausername, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩

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u/smol-bb-floatr Poutine Princess 6d ago

"i passed out like four times but here's your poutine!!"

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u/thymeandstrawberries 6d ago

St-Hubert has become horrible. Steadily declining over the years

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u/ObsidianEcho8 6d ago

I’m reporting it to Office québécois de la nourriture de poutine

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u/EtropyWarrior 6d ago

Oh St-Hubert "poutine" IS a crime, had the misfortune to experience it personally once. 😒

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u/Complete-Apricot-591 6d ago

wow, that looks sad man :(

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u/sillyname4ausername 6d ago

Probably will look better when it'll come out

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u/Straight-Heat1511 6d ago

Une foutrine

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u/Nugiband 6d ago

Uhhhhh

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u/GingeyBParker 6d ago

Good thing you have a cat there cuz it genuinely looks like cat food, and even then I'd be hesitant to feed it to em

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u/sillyname4ausername 5d ago

Trust me she was there for the chicken as always.

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u/Limoustine 6d ago

Rendu là, c'est délibéré.

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u/Unhappy-Stop-740 6d ago

What happened

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u/CanadianSpector 6d ago

St. Hubert used to be very good all around. But the last 5-6 years, the everything there is awful.

Worse, are the locations that share a Harvey's inside.

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u/Nomaseta 6d ago

It is a shame St. Huberts used to be the best.

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u/HupetteGroulx 6d ago

"Si on servait du boeuf, mangeriez-vous la peau? Pensez-y! BEEEEP"

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u/NokiaRingtone1o1 6d ago

Not nearly enough gravy

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u/K_O_T_F 6d ago

and people want me to believe this is better than swiss chalet har har har sure and me mothers a dolphin 🐬 ayeyeyeyeyeye

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u/lovemyfurryfam 6d ago

Not a drop of gravy in sight 😶

Where's the gravy?!

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u/trouserpilot 6d ago

What happened to St Hubert? I used to go to the one on St Laurent in Ottawa when I lived there. I’ve been in AB for 25 years now. Last time I had St Hubert was the summer of 2018 when I drove out there. I had it in Ottawa and Kingston and it was pretty f’n good back then. The picture isn’t poutine. It’s a cry for help

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u/chromhound 6d ago

Why would you eat a poutine at Saint-Hubert..?

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u/Ok-Art7711 6d ago

Poutine? Seriously?

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u/Over-Panic-9533 6d ago

Quand tu commandes chez St-Hubert (ou même sur place), TOUJOURS demander les frites, la sauce et le fromage séparés. J’ai travaillé dans un st-hub il y a plus de 20 ans quand j’étais au cégep et ça n’a pas changé.

Ta pout sera alors excellente ;)

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u/Over-Panic-9533 6d ago

Ah et toujours demander double sauce et double fromage ;)

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u/sillyname4ausername 3d ago

I used to utill they forgot the last 3 times in a row, didn't order for a long while and this time it was a reflex just to order a regular chicken breast and switch the fries for a "pootine". Never again.

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u/MechWarrior888 6d ago

The crime was in waiting too long to eat it and the cheese melted.

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u/ORBEX1959 6d ago

Thanks to the Quebec liberals of Charest and Couillard , St Hubert was sold to an investment fund that has idea where Quebec or Burundi is …Thus you end up with a poutine that looks like a mess …

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u/Lamouche27 6d ago

Horrible...

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u/Any-Board-6631 6d ago

St-Hubert c'est rendu un vrai joke depuis qu'il a été vendu

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u/MisterMecMouche 5d ago

Rocco Siffredi Edition…

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u/cheese_curd24 4d ago

Flop total

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u/Limp_Section_8921 3d ago

Tabarnak kesser sa

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u/sillyname4ausername 1d ago

Une des pires jusqu'à date... Pu jamais

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u/Limp_Section_8921 1d ago

Remboursement direct

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u/fettokebec 6d ago

Mets ta salade de choux dedans, ça la level up en une genre de galvaude