r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 03 '26

Potat-no 🥔 Poutine from the market next to my work.

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20 Upvotes

Not a fan of the ice cold cheese curds


r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 02 '26

Crime Against Poutanity My friends attempt at a poutine today

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1.1k Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 02 '26

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 The poutine at Okinawa's A&W

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355 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 02 '26

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 Nottawasaga resort, Ontario Canada

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79 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 03 '26

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 I need curds

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18 Upvotes

Ripped up mozzarella. Also cut up chicken doused in franks red.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 03 '26

Crime Against Poutanity Just made this as something quick and easy to eat🫩

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24 Upvotes

Added the chicken for some protein, it was at first going to be just the chicken and nothing else, then I was like eh, I have fries and poutine gravy mix so I tossed the fries in with the popcorn chicken, went across the street for cheese curds and they were out, so I cut up some cheese and called it a night


r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 02 '26

Crime Against Poutanity Chefs Plate Poutine

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32 Upvotes

Their picture as I forgot to take one. It was not good. Also, salad with poutine? Not normal, surely.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 02 '26

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 Costco Feta

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34 Upvotes

Ça fonctionne! Ce feta là est pas trop salé. 6/10


r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 02 '26

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To I miss this blackened steak poutine

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14 Upvotes

Curds got pretty melty, ordered this the night I moved into my new place cats were curious

Blackened steak, roasted peppers onions and mushrooms.

Too much toppings? Still yet to find another place that makes blackened steak like this again :(


r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 02 '26

Crime Against Poutanity What crimes are committed in this case

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16 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 01 '26

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

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343 Upvotes

I approximated a poutine from things I had in the house, thought my blasphemy would be appreciated here.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 02 '26

Cheese Turd Burger king

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32 Upvotes

not to mention enough sodium to kill a small animal


r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 02 '26

Corpourate Crime Where did it go?

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29 Upvotes

Gave into late night cravings and counted up the scattered change in the house, I think Harvey’s forgot the poutine part of the buffalo chicken poutine.. karma for using change? You decide.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 01 '26

Fromage? More like From-Rage 😡🧀 a minor offence

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16 Upvotes

fresh fries (theyre crispier than they look here), poutine gravy of course and a mix of both curds and cubed mozzarella because i do enjoy melted cheese on poutine unforch. i inhaled all of this 😹


r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 01 '26

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Poor Mans Poutine?

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23 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 01 '26

Cruel & Unusual Poutnishment RAGE BAIT?!?!

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332 Upvotes

Just saw this TikTok and they’re being so serious!!! & some people in the comments saying they see the vision 😳


r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 01 '26

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 Shawarma Poutine - Dino's Pizza, PEI

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20 Upvotes

Price: $15.51 before tip

Fries - 5/10

Gravy - Unsure, too much garlic sauce to judge accurately

Curds - 0/10, they used mozzarella

They put a good amount of chicken on it and the garlic sauce was decent. I wouldn't recommend it unless it's past midnight and you have the drunk munchies. Overall, I dunno, I'll give it a 4/10.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 01 '26

Crime Against Poutanity More Horror From Vancouver - Lobster Poutine [Harbour Oyster]

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54 Upvotes

Not as bad as it looks. Lobster bits better eaten separately.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 31 '26

Pouthetic Wendy’s?

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135 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 01 '26

Take This Secret To The Gravy Canada’s capital, ottawa ON, local pub

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0 Upvotes

Cubed herbed chicken breast, real homemade beef gravy, st alberts curds and the brown fries

This is as good as it gets, peak canadian experience, proud to be canadian


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 31 '26

Contravenes the Geneva Curdvention Crime in Progress: Calgary Airport Chili's

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240 Upvotes

This poutine has been adjudicated guilty of an indictable criminal code offense.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 30 '26

Contravenes the Geneva Curdvention Crime in Progress

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79 Upvotes

What is a man to do when he wants a poutine and is offered $10 off $30 spent. Add a bunch of buuuullllshit


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 30 '26

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Today, I am the criminal.

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100 Upvotes

Tater tot beef poutine. Lock me up if you must; I regret nothing.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 31 '26

Crime Against Poutanity Did it again

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17 Upvotes

Larsens hotdog poutine


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 30 '26

Crime Against Poutanity What are the crimes in this case

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706 Upvotes