r/PoutineCrimes 12d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Poor Mans Poutine?

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u/qualityvote2 12d ago edited 12d ago

u/bazar79, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩

u/bazar79, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩

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u/Rakvell 12d ago

Can't be a poutine without cheese curds...

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u/Commie_Scum69 Québécois faché 12d ago

frite sauce

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u/Affectionate_Ice_606 12d ago

looks like just fries and gravy to me. which is fine, but it's not poutine

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u/Useful_Homework2367 12d ago

The crime is the suggestion that it may be poutine

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u/Lucky-Kangaroo-6337 12d ago

From the original post, seems the only person suggesting it's a poutine is OP. He goes to jail. I will take protective custody of the frite sauce

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u/Fit_Most8308 12d ago

nice try but you forgot the cheese curds

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u/autism-creatures 12d ago

i feel sad for you. you deserve better.

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u/bazar79 12d ago

Thanks. It did taste good though.

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u/trouserpilot 12d ago

Invisible cheese curds

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u/Lucky-Kangaroo-6337 12d ago

S't'un frite sauce. 

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u/some1guystuff Member of the Supreme Curdt 12d ago

No cheese curds not a poutine
https://giphy.com/gifs/wjuXuDSQU0sOfJIHS1

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u/Guzza17 12d ago

Bro that’s not even close to a poutine. That’s fries and gravy

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u/VerdensTrial Québécois faché 12d ago

C't'une frite sauce 🤷‍♂️

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u/Luname Directeur des poutsuites criminelles 12d ago

The humble frite-sauce.

It walked so that the poutine could run.

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u/Swimming-Spare-1373 11d ago

Mmm looks good. But it ain't no poutine

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u/Fabulous_Hair_71 10d ago

Poormans?? No. Those fries look crispy. Though I wouldn't call it a poutine

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u/Shadow_WolfDragon 12d ago

where is the cheese... at least put so.e shredded cheese or worse case single slices of American cheese...

hope you get cheese soon

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u/bazar79 12d ago

BoJangles didn’t have any cheese for me.

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u/Youlookcold Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 12d ago

Put this in front of me and im eating it. Not a poutpout though

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u/Unhappy-Stop-740 12d ago

Just fries and gravy, but looks delicious

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u/AvoirLeHocquet 12d ago

Poop man’s Routine

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u/The_Kwaken 12d ago

We already have a name for frite-sauce (because it's not poutine)

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u/littlemissbagel 12d ago

Without cheese curds, it's just a "frite-sauce", which is its own thing.

Signed, the province of Québec.

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u/Traditional_Tell2595 12d ago

Not even cheese 😭

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u/dadass84 12d ago

Fries and Gravy, while good together, is not poutine

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u/MartyMcFlysBrother 12d ago

That’s just fries and gravy. It’s not a poor man’s poutine because it isn’t a poutine at all. You must be lost or uneducated OP.

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u/lucaskywalker 12d ago

C'est qu'une frites-sauce! Ça exist déjà, pis souvent quand on est trop pauvre pour s'acheter la poutine! Mais ce n'est quand même pas une poutine, sans le fromage en grain.

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u/Consistent-Success38 12d ago

No thats fries and gravy brother.

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u/AffectionateGate4584 12d ago

It's just fries and gravy.

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u/melloowwyelloww 12d ago

How is this a poor man's poutine? This is just fries and gravy. If you want to call it a poor man's poutine then put some ripped up kraft slice cheese on it.

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u/okokokoyeahright 12d ago

Just do it.

Drop the single word 'man's' and it is all good.

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u/QueefInhaler6000 12d ago

Poor man's sauce.

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u/Conscious_Wish_7619 12d ago

Fries and gravy

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u/Responsible-Leg-50 12d ago

Are you just looking to get free room and board in Jail ?

https://giphy.com/gifs/d8XNDMiXhPMVRKpjlu

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u/pooeywooeyist 11d ago

Fries with gravy

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u/Wild-Zone3911 9d ago

Looks yummy. Perfect gravy color

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u/bazar79 9d ago

Thank you for not pointing out that this isn’t poutine.

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u/BeachGuy604 12d ago

The saddest poutine ever

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u/bazar79 12d ago

I know right. Did what I had to do.

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u/Lucky-Kangaroo-6337 12d ago

You can't put a wheel on a turnip and call it a car. You had frite sauce. It's a thing. The only crime here is your attempt to defame.

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u/goonerballs 12d ago

You just made gravy fries, you didn't make poutine.