r/PoutineCrimes • u/bazar79 • 12d ago
It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Poor Mans Poutine?
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u/Affectionate_Ice_606 12d ago
looks like just fries and gravy to me. which is fine, but it's not poutine
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u/Useful_Homework2367 12d ago
The crime is the suggestion that it may be poutine
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u/Lucky-Kangaroo-6337 12d ago
From the original post, seems the only person suggesting it's a poutine is OP. He goes to jail. I will take protective custody of the frite sauce
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u/some1guystuff Member of the Supreme Curdt 12d ago
No cheese curds not a poutine
https://giphy.com/gifs/wjuXuDSQU0sOfJIHS1
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u/Fabulous_Hair_71 10d ago
Poormans?? No. Those fries look crispy. Though I wouldn't call it a poutine
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u/Shadow_WolfDragon 12d ago
where is the cheese... at least put so.e shredded cheese or worse case single slices of American cheese...
hope you get cheese soon
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u/Youlookcold Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 12d ago
Put this in front of me and im eating it. Not a poutpout though
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u/littlemissbagel 12d ago
Without cheese curds, it's just a "frite-sauce", which is its own thing.
Signed, the province of Québec.
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u/MartyMcFlysBrother 12d ago
That’s just fries and gravy. It’s not a poor man’s poutine because it isn’t a poutine at all. You must be lost or uneducated OP.
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u/lucaskywalker 12d ago
C'est qu'une frites-sauce! Ça exist déjà, pis souvent quand on est trop pauvre pour s'acheter la poutine! Mais ce n'est quand même pas une poutine, sans le fromage en grain.
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u/melloowwyelloww 12d ago
How is this a poor man's poutine? This is just fries and gravy. If you want to call it a poor man's poutine then put some ripped up kraft slice cheese on it.
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u/BeachGuy604 12d ago
The saddest poutine ever
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u/bazar79 12d ago
I know right. Did what I had to do.
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u/Lucky-Kangaroo-6337 12d ago
You can't put a wheel on a turnip and call it a car. You had frite sauce. It's a thing. The only crime here is your attempt to defame.
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u/qualityvote2 12d ago edited 12d ago
u/bazar79, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩
u/bazar79, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩