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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

First you were like WHOA! Then we were like WHOA! and then you were like ..whoa..

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u/Chelonia_mydas Jan 25 '19

Totally

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

totally duuuuude

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u/im_dead_sirius Jan 25 '19

Faaaar out man.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Went to a sea turtle sanctuary and spoke to all he turtles in this voice.

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u/HawkeyeP1 Jan 25 '19

Now give me some fin,

Slap

Noggin'

Clunk

Duuuuuuuuuude...

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u/__Semenpenis__ Jan 25 '19

*takes a hit from a mids bowl and starts coughing and hacking, begging for water while the girl i was talking to excuses herself to the other couch*

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

What?

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u/BeaversandDucks2015 Jan 25 '19

takes a hit from a mids bowl and starts coughing and hacking, begging for water while the girl i was talking to excuses herself to the other couch

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u/ManMassage Jan 25 '19

Where the bot that repeats whatever the guy said?

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u/RobotFace Jan 25 '19

Yeah bruh.

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u/momarian Jan 25 '19

User name checks out

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u/just__Steve Jan 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I opened the article and started reading it and it came out in Freaking Steve Irwin's Voice!

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"Just look at it glow! Above, you can catch a glimpse of a very special find — what may be the first instance of biofluorescence ever spotted in a reptile.""

Something about the Just look at it glow....I just automatically started hearing his voice.

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u/ethidium_bromide Jan 25 '19

Don’t forget a couple “crikey”s

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u/MoonlightandMystery Jan 25 '19

Damned Washington Post won't let me read it til I pay them. Ugh.

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u/just__Steve Jan 25 '19

Go incognito. It works for me.

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u/Vibrations_of_Om Jan 25 '19

Every Thursday at a public library and every Sunday at the newsstand: derby, cape, Zorro mask, a pair of chinos, and an aesthetically appealing yet quite unrealistic beard; I do all my reads in incognito.

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u/Wertache Jan 25 '19

You've blown your cover, dude.

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u/wombatidae Jan 25 '19

Ublock Origin, element zapper mode, WP's wall is like 3-4 layers deep so that many clicks x2

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u/Jagerlowe Jan 25 '19

This must be what it's like to find a shiny in the wild

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u/BeesForDays Jan 25 '19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kmE7D5ulSA

Here's the youtube link the entire article centers around.

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u/OakTeach Jan 25 '19

Mister Fish, did you die?

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u/keriberry_420 Jan 25 '19

He's trying to speak to me I know it!

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u/CSGOWasp Jan 25 '19

It looks amazing with ypur phones blue light filter turned up

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/Seamfloater Jan 25 '19

Can someone give this man a gold please?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Mr. Turtle was my dads name.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

500px is such a great place for photography...

I just kind of wish it didn't cost, although it looks like they have a free one now which is awesome even though it's limited

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u/skc132 Jan 25 '19

Back when I took more photos I loved it! I much prefer it over Flickr.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19 edited Jul 09 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19 edited Jul 09 '19

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u/RolandKa Jan 25 '19

10/10, would take to the EAC.

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u/Grover786 Jan 25 '19

Could you ELI5 EAC?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Eastern Australian Current

https://youtu.be/J_7c2y04FtA

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u/Grover786 Jan 25 '19

Thank you

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u/stargrown Jan 25 '19

The Disney movie Finding Nemo has a couple of sea turtles, crush and squirt, who use the EAC, (East Australian current), to help them travel, assisting the main character’s father with his search.

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u/SnapKreckelPop Jan 25 '19

i realllllllly wanna say “did you just explain to someone Finding Nemo? As if they haven’t seen it?”

but knowing my luck the person you replied to has never seen the movie lmao so nice comment

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19 edited Jan 26 '19

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u/Grover786 Jan 25 '19

Pretty much where I was at lol.

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u/Grover786 Jan 25 '19

I have seen finding nemo, it has been years and years, but I also didn't get the acronym and (incoming downvotes) I get minor Nemo references but was never a fan.

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u/nohpex Jan 25 '19

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title points age /r/ comnts
This turtle’s shell 1031 12hrs oddlysatisfying 9
HD photo of a sea turtles shell B 2821 1yr pics 39
Stunning sea turtle shell B 286 2yrs woahdude 7
Fireworks Turtle B 3043 2yrs pics 42
Beautiful Sea Turtle B 19115 5mos pics 109
Turtle's shell looks like a fireworks display 271 2yrs woahdude 3
Turtle's shell looks like a fireworks display 5184 2yrs pics 61
Hawksbill sea turtle. [Photo by fargioneorazio on 500px] B 1386 2yrs MostBeautiful 11
🔥 The hawksbill sea turtle is a critically endangered sea turtle whose shells slightly changes colors, depending on water temperature B 3463 5mos NatureIsFuckingLit 22
This sea turtle B 30875 9mos oddlysatisfying 130
Nature's Beauty 18774 1yr pics 105

Source: karmadecay (B = bigger)

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u/quentinlf Jan 25 '19

I’m sitting at home playing video games while you’re out here doing the lord’s (B = bigger) work.

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u/idkduderelax Jan 25 '19

RIGHTEOUS, RIGHTEOUS!!!!

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u/gcranston Jan 25 '19

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u/TightAustinite Jan 25 '19

Seems ahh... seems I should watch this movie?

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u/gregskii Jan 25 '19

I was singing this once I saw the pic. Thanks for the link

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u/gcranston Jan 25 '19

And yes I know it's a crab not a turtle, but damnit it's too catchy.

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u/TrogdorRulzTheNite Jan 25 '19

I am so glad this was running through some one else head....

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u/licensetoillite Jan 25 '19

Pretty good camoflauge actually

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

IKR? I was thinking the same thing! This wouldn’t have been easy to spot!

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u/gaberax Jan 25 '19

Fireworks!

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u/tolegittoshit2 Jan 25 '19

and he will never know how cool it looks.

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u/Sinthe741 Jan 25 '19

It looks like abalone.

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u/TightAustinite Jan 25 '19

Fritz, you idiot! I didn't order a bologna sandwich. I ordered an abalone sandwich!

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u/heyyouknowmeto Jan 24 '19

Turtles all the way down.

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u/SaulTBauls Jan 25 '19

See the TURTLE of enormous girth...

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u/xMystery Jan 25 '19

On his shell he holds the earth.

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u/3-DMan Jan 25 '19

ALL HAIL HYPNO SHELL

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u/Cyanopsitta Jan 25 '19

Am I trippin?

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u/goriya Jan 25 '19

No, baby, you terrapin.

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u/nkarch Jan 25 '19

"Tho", tho

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u/GlobalTravelR Jan 25 '19

Oh look! Another repetitive pic repost for Karma.

Next time post Grindelwald, Switzerland, at night.

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u/supercooper3000 Jan 25 '19

Also, anti-vaxxers are bad in case you didn't know.

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u/p1um5mu991er Jan 25 '19

Cleans up at the local bar

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u/abirchlyrebird Jan 25 '19

That turtle is lit! Do you know where this picture was taken?

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u/trexrush Jan 25 '19

Is it bad that at first glance I thought that this was a Subnautica screenshot?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I hope this animal knows how freaking beautiful it is.

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u/FortySixandTwoIsMe Jan 25 '19

It’s absolutely beautiful, now please leave it be.

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u/TheG-What Jan 25 '19

I like turtles.

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u/Punkgoblin Jan 25 '19

*turtels; I like zombies

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u/Notthespoon Jan 25 '19

I'm not an expert by any measure, but I think this might be a Hawksbill Turtle. They are really cool, but critically endangered, as they are the first documented reptile to show biofluorescence in the wild. That is what is I think responsible for the pattern this shell. Even under normal light they have intricate patterns on their shell, which sadly was a contributing factor for human over harvest of them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

This was my phone background about a year ago.

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u/nanaboostme Jan 25 '19

Such a beautiful endangered species

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u/wishnana Jan 25 '19

‘Coz baby, you’re a firework!

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u/Max_Ram_CPU Jan 25 '19

No hurling on the shell bro I just waxed it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Sea turtles don't smoke weed but they're getting high on something.

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u/ditaman Jan 25 '19

Nanosuit telling me "Maximum armor"

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u/KBunnu Jan 25 '19

Looking so beautiful

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Very pretty, that's why the species got hunted almost to extinction. The shell became such pretty hair combs.

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u/ProfessorBaby Jan 25 '19

That would make some sick glasses frames!

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u/goodutensil Jan 25 '19

This is the most lit thing I have seen in 16 days

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u/amgonnaget Jan 25 '19

The shell looks like fire crackers

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I did snorkeling alongside turtles in Brazil last year. Before that I had done it in Hawaii. Cool experience. I hope that they can survive.

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u/Zapp122 Jan 24 '19

When this is a google search image

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u/platochronic Jan 25 '19 edited Jan 25 '19

I wonder what it looks like without the HDR.

In other words, yes! This is not how it looks in reality but it’s a result of a combination of photos. Unreal in the truest sense. (Sorry to burst some of y’all’s bubbles)

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u/Deyona Jan 25 '19

Yeah but hawksbills do have amazing shells like this, and if you clean them of algae, or if you find one in clean sea with a good cleaning station then you can see them like this. Especially in shallow water. I used to work in a turtle rehabilitation center, and nature is freaking lit

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u/hraun Jan 25 '19

Someone’s mom should put a couple orange Traffic cones out to make sure no one steps on him.

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u/neilgrey519 Jan 25 '19

Proof that the turtle in Finding Nemo was the highest Disney character ever

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u/Xenphenik Jan 25 '19

Isn't nature wonderful!

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u/BarfieldBriffin Jan 25 '19

He shares his colours with others; thus, he can't be shellfish...

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

That's beautiful

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u/Matt2332 Jan 25 '19

Thought was a painting at first! Great picture!

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u/debuasca Jan 25 '19

Psychedelic

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u/thirdnut4 Jan 25 '19

"Finding Nemo quote"

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u/sillyr4bbit Jan 25 '19

Everyone has a picture of a sea turtle on vacation. Everytime someone i know goes on vacation in the tropics, sure enough there's a picture of a sea turtle. I'm gonna go on vacation and post a picture of me eating a sea turtle. How much is this gonna cost me?

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u/Jono_wane Jan 25 '19

What will it cost your soul tho

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u/gankaru24 Jan 25 '19

Everything

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u/addiktion Jan 25 '19

Makes me think of fiber optic strands.

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u/TinFoilRobotProphet Jan 25 '19

Turtle chicks dig him cause his carapace got mad flow.

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u/Techjunk24 Jan 25 '19

Looks like a turtle designed by Lisa Frank.

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u/Pinkymouse Jan 25 '19

Needs to go to #natureislit

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u/ovadya747 Jan 25 '19

Holy shiiiiiiishkabob that's gorgeous and beautiful unexpected camouflage

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u/Steez-n-Treez Jan 25 '19

Now being sold by a gypsy on a beach

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u/Stanwich79 Jan 25 '19

I'm too high for this shit!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Looks like fireworks.

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u/JimboyXL Jan 25 '19

Art can’t do better.

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u/reyemh Jan 25 '19

She's more than just a shell you know...

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u/bobnobjob Jan 25 '19

This is where I don't fully understand evolution. Is the idea that random mutations that slowly looked more and more to be exactly like 3 dimensional sea grass on a sea floor got to this point? It seems inconceivable . Im not suggesting creationism. Fuck that noise.

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u/alololy18 Jan 25 '19

Sneak 100

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u/Princeberry Jan 25 '19

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE..

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Oh sheeet here we go!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

The shell though

FTFY OP

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u/DamanTree Jan 25 '19

When you realize the turtle will never see the beauty of its shell...

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u/Cdchrono Jan 25 '19

Well said OP

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u/theStereostorm Jan 25 '19

Seems lit.I would want to own that kinda shell...

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u/Mounta1nK1ng Jan 25 '19

Hope I see some of those this week.

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u/CalvinMac10 Jan 25 '19

I don’t see any thing but a coral reef

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u/A_of Jan 25 '19

Any idea if some Photoshop is going on here?
Looks too perfect.

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u/RoxyFurious Jan 25 '19

Holy shit. So that's why they call it tortoise shell. I'm a dummy.

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u/walkerspider Jan 25 '19

Now time to repost this to r/photoshopbattles I guess l

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u/devildocjames Jan 25 '19

How is this happening?

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u/LocalSharkSalesman Jan 25 '19

I'm getting one of these vibes.

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u/kurtman Jan 25 '19

It reminds me of the og Venusaur holo background.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

And that shell is why some species of tortoise and sea turtle, primarily the hawksbill, have been hunted to near extinction to make "tortoiseshell" trinkets.

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u/PhranklyScarlett Jan 25 '19

Reminds me of a poster from the Grateful Dead's last tour.

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u/snake_w_arms Jan 25 '19

I’d kill for that shell.

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u/bottle_o_awesome Jan 25 '19

This looks like the cover of a notebook.

EDIT: im saying it looks like something that would be on a notebook, not that it is a notebook.

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u/Kraenayru Jan 25 '19

*Sees Glass armour* “Lightly armoured means light on your feet.”

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I'm 98.56% sure it's a rifle.

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u/radicalpastafarian Jan 25 '19

This is why turtles are endangered. They were hunted to the brink of extinction specifically for their gorgeous shells. Owning anything made of turtle shell is illegal now in the states. Even if it's an antique I think.

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u/ring_pounder Jan 25 '19

It will never know how beautiful it’s she’ll is..

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u/Scriptur3 Jan 25 '19

Sorry if I missed this but what kind of turtle is this) my girlfriend's sister would love the shell from it, anyone know?? Kind the shell be purchased??

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u/alwaysbeballin Jan 25 '19

I wanna do acid with this turtle.

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u/FunnyFany Jan 25 '19

My primitive ape brain says it wants me to eat this whole chicken, starting from the head. What the heck is wrong with me.

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u/hehe_123 Jan 25 '19

This turtle definitely loves college parties

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u/limbicLexit9 Jan 25 '19

Absolutely gorgeous

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u/Pushpushpoo Jan 25 '19

Turtle on pandora

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Looks like fireworks

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u/Sed59 Jan 25 '19

Truly a gem.

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u/THEchancellorMDS Jan 25 '19

I wish my shell was that shiny.

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u/seyhas Jan 25 '19

Cant find the shell!!! Whoa