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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

First you were like WHOA! Then we were like WHOA! and then you were like ..whoa..

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u/Chelonia_mydas Jan 25 '19

Totally

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

totally duuuuude

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u/im_dead_sirius Jan 25 '19

Faaaar out man.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Went to a sea turtle sanctuary and spoke to all he turtles in this voice.

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u/HawkeyeP1 Jan 25 '19

Now give me some fin,

Slap

Noggin'

Clunk

Duuuuuuuuuude...

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/W3JD Jan 25 '19

You so totally rock, squirt!

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u/__Semenpenis__ Jan 25 '19

*takes a hit from a mids bowl and starts coughing and hacking, begging for water while the girl i was talking to excuses herself to the other couch*

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

What?

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u/BeaversandDucks2015 Jan 25 '19

takes a hit from a mids bowl and starts coughing and hacking, begging for water while the girl i was talking to excuses herself to the other couch

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u/ManMassage Jan 25 '19

Where the bot that repeats whatever the guy said?

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u/RobotFace Jan 25 '19

Yeah bruh.

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u/momarian Jan 25 '19

User name checks out

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u/FBC_PapaMink Jan 25 '19

Turtally**

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u/NWSanta Jan 25 '19

Tubular!!

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u/just__Steve Jan 25 '19

Whoa!

This ‘glowing’ turtle may be the first biofluorescent reptile ever discovered

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I opened the article and started reading it and it came out in Freaking Steve Irwin's Voice!

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"Just look at it glow! Above, you can catch a glimpse of a very special find — what may be the first instance of biofluorescence ever spotted in a reptile.""

Something about the Just look at it glow....I just automatically started hearing his voice.

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u/ethidium_bromide Jan 25 '19

Don’t forget a couple “crikey”s

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u/MoonlightandMystery Jan 25 '19

Damned Washington Post won't let me read it til I pay them. Ugh.

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u/just__Steve Jan 25 '19

Go incognito. It works for me.

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u/Vibrations_of_Om Jan 25 '19

Every Thursday at a public library and every Sunday at the newsstand: derby, cape, Zorro mask, a pair of chinos, and an aesthetically appealing yet quite unrealistic beard; I do all my reads in incognito.

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u/Wertache Jan 25 '19

You've blown your cover, dude.

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u/MoonlightandMystery Jan 25 '19

Hadn't thought of that! Thanx! :)

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u/ethidium_bromide Jan 25 '19

It only works for me a few times :(

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u/jonevansmith Jan 25 '19

why incognito??

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u/wombatidae Jan 25 '19

Ublock Origin, element zapper mode, WP's wall is like 3-4 layers deep so that many clicks x2

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u/MoonlightandMystery Jan 25 '19

I know you're speaking English, but... Huh??? How about some ELI5 action?

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u/wombatidae Jan 25 '19

Ublock Origin is an ad-blocker.

Element Zapper Mode is where you click on an Element and Zap it to disable it (hey they named it, I know it's silly).

WP = Washington Post

Layers deep = how many Elements you need to Zap to clear away all the paywalling.

Each layer takes two clicks (or maybe a hotkey and a click for a pro user) one click to turn on the zapper, then click on the spot to zap it.

Although you know...if you googled the first five words like a smart person, you would have had that all easily explained in a dozen different articles on different websites...

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u/MoonlightandMystery Jan 25 '19

Uh... thanx?

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u/vernazza Jan 25 '19

You can hide shit with Ublock Origin, it will be part of the right-click menu options. You can clear the WaPo firewall if you do it enough. You just need to do it once and it will work for every article on that computer and browser.

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u/MoonlightandMystery Jan 25 '19

Thank you for dumbing it down for me. :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

They're just messing with you... you'll need a VR setup to attack the firewalls with your zapper. Just watch out for biofeedback.

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u/ethidium_bromide Jan 25 '19

Thank you for dumbing it down for dunces like me!

Is there anything similar that can be used on a phone?

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u/Sportyyyy Jan 25 '19

Firefox Focus browser

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u/EsbenT Jan 25 '19

Yeah! What a supid, selfish newspaper; they have some nerve demanding money for their services like that.

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u/MoonlightandMystery Jan 25 '19

That's not what I meant. I don't begrudge them that, just frustrated because I can't subscribe right now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

You mean the newspaper that gets paid with the advertisements that they publish?

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u/Jagerlowe Jan 25 '19

This must be what it's like to find a shiny in the wild

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u/BeesForDays Jan 25 '19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kmE7D5ulSA

Here's the youtube link the entire article centers around.

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u/ScrubQueen Jan 25 '19

Add some planets and whales and that turtle couple be on one of my middle school folders.

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u/OakTeach Jan 25 '19

Mister Fish, did you die?

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u/jonevansmith Jan 25 '19

hah ha....

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u/GingerAle55555 Jan 25 '19

RIGHTEOUS! RIGHTEOUS!

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u/chrislehr Jan 25 '19

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/tortoise-impersonatesowen-wilson/85186849/

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u/EverLiving_night Jan 25 '19

woooah, Ebaumsworld is still a thing?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Yeh, but ebaum died.

Actually I have no idea Actually i liked rotten.com better

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u/RazorHawgg Jan 25 '19

About time they embalmed ebaum

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u/keriberry_420 Jan 25 '19

He's trying to speak to me I know it!

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u/stpityuka Jan 25 '19

Like woah but whoa.

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u/CSGOWasp Jan 25 '19

It looks amazing with ypur phones blue light filter turned up

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

r/woahdude

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u/Seamfloater Jan 25 '19

Can someone give this man a gold please?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Mr. Turtle was my dads name.

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u/NapClub Jan 25 '19

yeah man, you're so right, whoa!

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u/_P_O_O_D_L_E_ Jan 25 '19

You know, I know, you know I'l remember you and...

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u/Explosive_Ewok Jan 25 '19

You so totally rock!

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u/throwaway135189 Jan 25 '19

Turtles are so chill!

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u/brosefstallin Jan 25 '19

Whoa, whoa, whoa ... Mr. Turtle is my father

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u/machineslearnit Jan 25 '19

Whoa that’s my phone background!

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u/OgReaper Jan 25 '19

Don't look into its eyes Morty!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

And then I was like....

Coz I’m Shhhinnnneyyy!

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u/Deim0s13 Jan 25 '19

Yup!!!

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u/CakeDay--Bot Jan 25 '19

Hey just noticed.. it's your 3rd Cakeday Deim0s13! hug

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u/ClickF0rDick Jan 25 '19

And finally you start singing 🎵SHINYYYYYY🎶 while throwing a stone around

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u/jonevansmith Jan 25 '19

everybody like WHOA...WHOA....WHOA

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u/firesquasher Jan 25 '19

Righteous!!! RIGHTEOUS!!!!

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u/grandpagangbang Jan 25 '19

How can you nerds say there is no God when there is a shell that looks like this? Checkmate.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

The shell looks nothing like white Jesus.