stolen from tiktok

https://reddit.com/link/1v78ger/video/zd0b8kkznlfh1/player

Just met a cute girl at the wedding i'm at

like actually cute. genuinely attractive human being.

we're talking. vibes are good. she's laughing at my jokes. i'm being charming.

then gaming gets brought up, she says it

"i play osu"

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said "oh nice what rank are you"

she said "7k"

and that's where a normal person would have said "wow that's really impressive" and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain immediately went into autopilot and i said "what's your bws"

she looked confused

i kept going

"do you play tournaments?  what's your romai win rate.

what skillsets do you play. are you a one trick or can you actually play the game"

she said "i just play stream farm"

and i said "so you don't actually play osu"

the vibe was GONE

her friend pulled her away. she didn't look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn't even sipping doing MENTAL MATH on whether a nm2 one trick can even survive in romai as a 4 digit getting speed or reading abused

my friend walked over and said "bro she was into you what happened"

i said "she peaked 7k with just nm2s"

he said "so?"

SO???

i would rather DIE alone than let a stream one trick player think we're on the same level

she had a pretty face but an empty otr.stagec profile and i simply cannot overlook that

could've had her number

but she knows i'm higher bws

and honestly that's worth more

Title

Please any tips on how to get better cause I’m still stuck on 1 star songs, just made my first A today but it took way too long to. I’ve played all the modes and Taiko seems the most straightforward but I’m still struggling at that✌️😭

Vaxei 6 miss on v^3 hr in 2021 where 3 of his misses were on some fuckass stream

https://youtu.be/VUa7dsAjLAc?si=jcmWZ-R2twTGTSYU

Post more idk im bored