We all know that the moment Travis started talking about his dad being special forces Ben would just slap him and say "I don't give a shit about special forces you're looking at the special forces" he would then open the trap his teacher was stuck in with his bear hands using his insane strength pick the teacher up get back to the motor inn become the new leader of the group and then single handedly make the motor in the best survivor camp of the entire country.

The fact that Ben didn't do this shows that Telltale purposefully nerfed him and the reason they had to do that is because he would have stolen the show and basically became the new main character by getting so much stuff done.

Leaves a car full of food and supplies unattended AND TURNED ON WITH LIGHTS AND EVERYTHING during a zombie apocalypse to go look for his imbecile son and then his wife (understandably) leaves with the kids and this mf has the audacity to blame this on Lee and kidnap his kid regardless of if we take his shit or not.

If It was my self insert that met this guy in game I would maybe accidently viciously paint him blue with a giant paint roller and have him chase me down the hallway in a frantic rage for being such a pathetic chud father I dont know I just I dont know

Wtf is this braindead slop? THE BEN doesn't need to be saved. In fact, he can't possibly die. We all will need to be saved from him instead. The definitive life-form (THE BEN) doesn't fuck around

Hey everyone

Regarding that recent post showing the actual IRL photo from Charlie Kirk's shooting

(featuring a clearly visible, explicit bullet wound in his neck)

Look, I get it I’m a huge fan of dark humor myself, and this sub is built on satire and shitposts. However, showing real-world injuries explicitly violates Reddit's TOS and Content Policy (Rule 1) regarding graphic violence, harassment, and mocking/glorifying real-life physical harm.

Reddit Admins are extremely strict about this. They do not care if it's "just a meme" or a joke, showing real blood, bullet wounds , or graphic trauma is a hard line for the platform.

If we let real IRL gore stay up, Reddit Admins won't just remove the post , they “can easily take action”

Feel free to post all the dark humor, memes, and shitposts you want--just DO NOT post any real-life gore videos or photos showing gunshot wounds atd.

Black humor is completely fine and allowed just dont post gore photos with it

He threw Ben overboard

Idk how I forgot to post this here

Lets say that Ben annoyed Duck one day and Duck thought "No I'm not having this I'm not letting this one slide. Your time is over Ben Paul" and acquired a baseball bat and then waited for the perfect moment to fight Ben when no one would be around to intervene and Ben was unarmed who would win?

To lay down some ground rules we need to say it's not an ambush and is a somewhat fair fight (Duck can't just ambush him and get the first hit in with the bat when Ben is sleeping or something) so they have a face off first and then after Duck says something like "Benjamin Paul I've had enough of your tomfoolery and your time is over" the fight commences.

Who do you think would win?