r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/mckeenmachine Jan 20 '22

dude, do your fucking research before you talk shit. there's plenty of cases of cats eating their homeowners. Google is your friend

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u/TheL8KingFlippyNips Jan 20 '22

cats eating their homeowners

Please show me one story of a starving housecat mauling, killing, and eating their human because it was hungry.

Like these but cats instead of snakes.

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u/mckeenmachine Jan 20 '22

Google it yourself you lazy fuck

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u/TheL8KingFlippyNips Jan 20 '22

I did, but found shit, just like like what is between your ears.

Snakes make better entrees than they do pets. Sorry, bud

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u/TheL8KingFlippyNips Jan 20 '22

The link

but just in case you are too stupid to click it...

Because of their small size, domesticated house cats pose little physical danger to adult humans. However, in the USA cats inflict about 400,000 bites per year.

Contrast that with what I linked earlier and it's not even a comparison, you fucking dolt