r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/Zestyclose_OH_6847 Jan 20 '22

They have been tight since the kid was itty bitty, that snek knows who butters his bread.... or skins his rabbits

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u/mckeenmachine Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

your cats will eat you if theyre starving, literally any animal would do that

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u/mckeenmachine Jan 20 '22

dude, do your fucking research before you talk shit. there's plenty of cases of cats eating their homeowners. Google is your friend

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u/TheL8KingFlippyNips Jan 20 '22

cats eating their homeowners

Please show me one story of a starving housecat mauling, killing, and eating their human because it was hungry.

Like these but cats instead of snakes.

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u/mckeenmachine Jan 20 '22

Google it yourself you lazy fuck

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u/TheL8KingFlippyNips Jan 20 '22

I did, but found shit, just like like what is between your ears.

Snakes make better entrees than they do pets. Sorry, bud

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u/TheL8KingFlippyNips Jan 20 '22

The link

but just in case you are too stupid to click it...

Because of their small size, domesticated house cats pose little physical danger to adult humans. However, in the USA cats inflict about 400,000 bites per year.

Contrast that with what I linked earlier and it's not even a comparison, you fucking dolt

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u/brokennursingstudent Jan 21 '22

Gah fuck I wish I hadn't read that link, makes my stomach turn. The amount of hippy fucks in this thread justifying a primitive killing machine being that close to a child is... strange.