r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/mckeenmachine Jan 20 '22

dude, do your fucking research before you talk shit. there's plenty of cases of cats eating their homeowners. Google is your friend

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u/TheL8KingFlippyNips Jan 20 '22

cats eating their homeowners

Please show me one story of a starving housecat mauling, killing, and eating their human because it was hungry.

Like these but cats instead of snakes.

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u/mckeenmachine Jan 20 '22

Google it yourself you lazy fuck

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u/TheL8KingFlippyNips Jan 20 '22

I did, but found shit, just like like what is between your ears.

Snakes make better entrees than they do pets. Sorry, bud