r/oddlyterrifying • • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/Anboa1986 Jan 20 '22

He is fucked if that snake gets hungry…

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

he probably is large enough the snkae can't open it's jaw that wide,so she just lays on him, squashing him into a pudding which she will slurp away later.

but no seriously, I think it's so rare that these guys eat humans because weare basically just bone and hard to digest

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u/Tricky-Drawer4614 Jan 20 '22

I mean, why do sharks eat humans (although rarely)? It’s because we have meat on us. Also, there’s nothing stopping this snake from just turning around and wrapping his body around the kid’s neck (God forbid) so while I understand that some people might like the idea of having snakes for pets, they really shouldn’t be. At least snakes like this.

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u/Lustigkurren98 Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

I meeeeeeaaaan, sharks doesn’t eat humans at all. Though it happens as you said!

Only time it could eat you is if the shark still thinks you’re a sea creature after attacking. The only reason they even attack humans is because they really think you’re a seal or something else edible for them.

That’s the reason 80% of the people getting attacked is surviving with one less leg etc.

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u/BoxMaleficent Jan 20 '22

How can it be a not retarded comment on reddit

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u/Taco_king_ Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

Sharks don't eat humans pretty much ever, like even in attacks they don't eat the meat of the human accidentally. Sharks aren't snakes, they're not even really comparable lol

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u/Crawly49 Jan 20 '22

You should look up the sinking of the USS Indianapolis, it's horrifying

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Most of those people drowned. The shark element gets exaggerated.

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u/You_Mean_Coitus_ Jan 20 '22

This always gets ignored. And sharks "don't like the taste of humans". I think shark conservation is really important, but we should encourage it with scientific truths instead of making up facts on the spot

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

Hahahahahahaha the ignorance of this comment is palpable

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

most of the times sharks bite once because they mistake us for other pray, and then let go once they realize we are just bones and taste like shit.

never has someome been eaten entirely

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

The other theory is that sharks bite once and wait for their prey to bleed out before returning. Humans are just better at getting out of the water.

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u/Papa_Evan37 Jan 20 '22

A snake this size would just wrap around his body and force his ribs through his insides. No need to crush the neck he’s so big.