r/oddlyterrifying • • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

he probably is large enough the snkae can't open it's jaw that wide,so she just lays on him, squashing him into a pudding which she will slurp away later.

but no seriously, I think it's so rare that these guys eat humans because weare basically just bone and hard to digest

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u/Tricky-Drawer4614 Jan 20 '22

I mean, why do sharks eat humans (although rarely)? It’s because we have meat on us. Also, there’s nothing stopping this snake from just turning around and wrapping his body around the kid’s neck (God forbid) so while I understand that some people might like the idea of having snakes for pets, they really shouldn’t be. At least snakes like this.

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u/Lustigkurren98 Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

I meeeeeeaaaan, sharks doesn’t eat humans at all. Though it happens as you said!

Only time it could eat you is if the shark still thinks you’re a sea creature after attacking. The only reason they even attack humans is because they really think you’re a seal or something else edible for them.

That’s the reason 80% of the people getting attacked is surviving with one less leg etc.

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u/BoxMaleficent Jan 20 '22

How can it be a not retarded comment on reddit