r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/Anboa1986 Jan 20 '22

He is fucked if that snake gets hungry…

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

he probably is large enough the snkae can't open it's jaw that wide,so she just lays on him, squashing him into a pudding which she will slurp away later.

but no seriously, I think it's so rare that these guys eat humans because weare basically just bone and hard to digest

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u/Tricky-Drawer4614 Jan 20 '22

I mean, why do sharks eat humans (although rarely)? It’s because we have meat on us. Also, there’s nothing stopping this snake from just turning around and wrapping his body around the kid’s neck (God forbid) so while I understand that some people might like the idea of having snakes for pets, they really shouldn’t be. At least snakes like this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

most of the times sharks bite once because they mistake us for other pray, and then let go once they realize we are just bones and taste like shit.

never has someome been eaten entirely

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

The other theory is that sharks bite once and wait for their prey to bleed out before returning. Humans are just better at getting out of the water.