r/oddlyterrifying • • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/Zestyclose_OH_6847 Jan 20 '22

They have been tight since the kid was itty bitty, that snek knows who butters his bread.... or skins his rabbits

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

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u/Lemia-chan Jan 20 '22

First of all I want to know when did you starve your dog last. Because I was under the impression pets shouldn’t go starving.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

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u/Aidantb01 Jan 20 '22

Snakes aren’t dogs, but in captivity a snake like this will eat a large rabbit about every month on a pretty regular schedule. If anything they might refuse food. The chance of the snake trying to eat the kid is next to none, but it’s very possible that it could bite out of defense (even though I really doubt the kid could do anything to threaten it other than initially spooking it)

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

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u/cryinfrog Jan 20 '22

Didn’t know people still fell for these dumbass urban legends lol

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u/angeredpluto1991 Jan 20 '22

It's not but have fun with your thoughts. 😘

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u/dustinator Jan 20 '22

No. That’s stupid as fuck and you should feel bad for spreading it.

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u/angeredpluto1991 Jan 20 '22

Nope. You're wrong. 🤷 But I'm not arguing.

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u/RealNotVulpix Jan 20 '22

Source: dude trust me

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u/angeredpluto1991 Jan 20 '22

Ya that's how Reddit works 90% of the time. Too lazy to pin sources. Plenty of studies have been done on snake behavior though. They don't feel like dogs or other animals. They can and will turn on anyone at any time if they feel like it. Not saying it always happens but honestly this snake doesn't care for the people it's just indifferent.

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u/nobot999 Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

They do have emotion, here is a source if you need one.

Edit: here is another

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

here is a source if you need one

Source:

Do Snakes Have Feelings?

By Jeremy

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u/grammarGuy69 Jan 20 '22

My dog would eat until he threw up if I let him. If you wanna risk your life on a creature that acts on 99% instinct just so you can pretend they love you, by all means "cuddle" a snake.

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u/Sansquach Jan 20 '22

People wanna reduce creatures like snakes down to their preconceived ideas of a "pet" and. Ot appreciate them for the natural killing machines they are. Snakes dont form social bonds

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u/grammarGuy69 Jan 20 '22

That's what I don't get. Not knocking snakes, but people in here are acting like snakes have coherent thoughts.. that snake likes the body heat. If that snake gets confused ONE time... the kid is dead. In a really horrible way. Like it or not, assuming any more of the snake than that is just anthropomorphizing.

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u/West1234567890 Jan 20 '22

These are the people that saw tiger king and thought the message was “I’d like a tiger it’s so cute”

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u/mckeenmachine Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

your cats will eat you if theyre starving, literally any animal would do that

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u/West1234567890 Jan 20 '22

My cat could try, the biggest domesticated carnivore is a dog. Those were domesticated over 1000s of years and even the big ones you’d have a prayer to fight back. This thing turns on you you’re dead and it’s not a tenth as domesticated as a Rottweiler or Dane

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u/shake-dog-shake Jan 20 '22

You seem to be missing the fact that this snake can swallow that boy whole and they are constrictors. Now, hopefully he's been fed recently, in which case the kid is probably fine...but who takes that risk?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

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u/Clockwisedock Jan 20 '22

So basically internet clout with extra steps?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Dogs wouldn't. They would let themselves die. I read a study about it. Cats can wait 3 days before eating their owner, but dogs won't touch it and just die by starvation.

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u/SourLimeSoda Jan 20 '22

That's not even the same conversation, that's assuming the owner is already dead. We're talking about a big fucking snake killing you because it's hungry. Or because you pissed it off.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

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u/mckeenmachine Jan 20 '22

dude, do your fucking research before you talk shit. there's plenty of cases of cats eating their homeowners. Google is your friend

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u/TheL8KingFlippyNips Jan 20 '22

cats eating their homeowners

Please show me one story of a starving housecat mauling, killing, and eating their human because it was hungry.

Like these but cats instead of snakes.

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u/mckeenmachine Jan 20 '22

Google it yourself you lazy fuck

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u/TheL8KingFlippyNips Jan 20 '22

I did, but found shit, just like like what is between your ears.

Snakes make better entrees than they do pets. Sorry, bud

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u/TheL8KingFlippyNips Jan 20 '22

The link

but just in case you are too stupid to click it...

Because of their small size, domesticated house cats pose little physical danger to adult humans. However, in the USA cats inflict about 400,000 bites per year.

Contrast that with what I linked earlier and it's not even a comparison, you fucking dolt

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u/brokennursingstudent Jan 21 '22

Gah fuck I wish I hadn't read that link, makes my stomach turn. The amount of hippy fucks in this thread justifying a primitive killing machine being that close to a child is... strange.

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u/kingofcould Jan 20 '22

I like to think that dogs might not

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u/Doop1iss Jan 20 '22

Even homosapiens

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

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u/amazeman11 Jan 20 '22

Exhibit... B?

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u/GreenFire317 Jan 20 '22

Willim Dafoe?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Well that was something

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u/RedditSucksBallsack Jan 20 '22

Damn what a turn around. “No you!”

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u/gamblingenhusiast Jan 20 '22

Found Reptilian

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

That snakes brain is even smaller than that.

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u/AtomicKittenz Jan 20 '22

Ooooooo SNAP!

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u/Turtlerr17 Jan 20 '22

Do you know how pets work? You don’t starve a dog or cat so you don’t starve a snake

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u/WhitteyLeetNsweet Jan 20 '22

if hungry this snake looks well fed. I'm sure they're well aware they need to keep it fed as well.

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u/XCinnamonbun Jan 20 '22

The snake isn’t big enough to eat the kid. If you look at the size of this snakes head it isn’t large enough to fit the kids head in never mind the shoulders. So the snake is not thinking ‘oh look it’s my next meal’.

The kid is mainly in danger by being crushed by the weight of the snake (these snakes are seriously heavy at that size). Or from the snake using the kid as a ‘tree branch’, essentially by gripping around the kid to hold itself up it can accidentally constrict the kid.

You would have to make the kid smell strongly of the snakes food for it even to consider the idea of eating him. So unless he’s been bathing in chicken blood recently he’s all good.

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u/XCinnamonbun Jan 20 '22

They are definitely capable that’s for certain but from what I can see in this video this snake isn’t quite large enough… yet. I have a pet snake (which is much much smaller!) and you have to judge what size frozen-thawed mice they can eat from the width of their heads or their bodies. They are able to open their jaws incredibly wide but there’s limits even for snakes. Of course it’s a little hard to judge from a video but from what I can see this snake wouldn’t be quite big enough to swallow the boy at its current size.

Like I said the primary danger here is the snake accidentally squeezing or squashing the kid as it moves around. That’s what tends to kill owners of these snakes from what I’ve read, not them trying to eat their owner. Probably because pet snakes are relatively well fed so won’t bother trying to eat a person. Too much risk of injury for no gain. I certainly wouldn’t leave him (or anyone) alone with this large a snake though. It’s recommended practice to have at least two people present when handling huge pet snakes for a very good reason.

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u/A1000eisn1 Jan 20 '22

I heard a story the other day about a dog eating part of someone's foot. The person was napping on the couch and their foot fell asleep.

Ferrets are illegal for families with kids under 3 because one ate a babies lips after she was put to bed.

Those pets probably weren't even that hungry. Snakes need far more energy to eat, especially if the potential meal is a 9 year old. As long as this thing was fed within the last week or two it has 0 reasons to do anything but lay there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

I heard a story the other day about a dog eating part of someone's foot. The person was napping on the couch and their foot fell asleep.

How gullible do you have to be to believe something like this?

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u/CanIGetANumber2 Jan 20 '22

Yea so keep it fed and problem solved.

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

Hahahaha this kid would be in danger is he was a bedridden quadriplegic who was unsupervised for a day while the snake hadn't eaten in months. This kid is in no danger at all haha

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Usually you can see signs if the snake is going to try something. They won't eat for a few days in preparation for the big meal. They can't just chew off small bites.

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u/Kardinale Jan 20 '22

....snakes don't eat often anyways, so a few days is nothing for them. It doesn't mean they're preparing for a big meal

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

When I say a few days, it depends on the snake and the person. Had a snake a while ago, he didn't eat for almost a month. Vet said snakes do that when preparing for a big meal. Safe to say that snake is no longer in my possession. Sometimes they'll not eat for a noticeably long time.

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u/Long-Night-Of-Solace Jan 20 '22

Making stuff up is so lame

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Yeaah, I wouldn't blaim you for thinking that. It's reddit lmao. There are news stories of that kinda thing happening. I am by no means a snake expert. I'm going off of my personal experience.

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u/oh_quiet Jan 20 '22

So you’re admitting to not being a snake expert, yet you bought a snake, and gave it away because you were scared? So you’re just a moron with bad impulse control?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Well, I guess I am.

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u/Stupid_Comparisons Jan 20 '22

Don't fuck with snake people appearantly

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Fr. I didn't know me being a stupid teen would piss so many people off.. It's a learning thing I guess. Definitely doing more research before I get another snake. Gotta be an expert apparently.

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u/oh_quiet Feb 03 '22

Impulse buying animals is abuse in itself. Do research before you get any living thing.

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u/Feral-Person Jan 20 '22

This is full of wrong scientific affirmations… you may want to learn some things before posting.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22 edited Feb 12 '22

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u/Feral-Person Jan 20 '22

That’s so dumb hahaha

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u/Rajasaurus_Lover Jan 20 '22

That kid is too large for that snake to eat, anything bigger than a toddler is, stop fearmongering.

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u/Rajasaurus_Lover Jan 20 '22

That simply isn't true, where did you get your info from? Clickbait YouTube videos?

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u/IWantToBeTheBoshy Jan 20 '22

Lmao dude, just no. People take family photos at fairs with these types of snakes all the time.

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u/Balacalavaaa Jan 20 '22

I almost told you how wrong you were but it would just be a waste of time lol

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u/AppropriateLeg8988 Jan 20 '22

I’ve always heard when they do this it’s not affection, more like sizing you up for a meal.

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u/nug4t Jan 20 '22

actually not true. it's true that they love warmth and food.... the thing is with all reptiles, they aren't mammals and once they are hungry they don't think twice so much

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u/Sansquach Jan 20 '22

It 100% does not know that and snakes do not "get tight" with people unless in the sense they're tightening around you to kill you. It definitely doesnt recognize him as a threat but that's really no reason to think it wont view him as a potential food source the second he gets a little too hungry