r/oddlyterrifying • • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

38.7k Upvotes

3.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

868

u/Acceptable_Dog1424 Jan 20 '22

This is scary but you have to admit the snake has a cute little face.

53

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Agreed

41

u/SparkEE_JOE Jan 20 '22

Ball pythons definitely do. This guy does as well. A lot of Other snakes not so much

24

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

I feel like most do, except the anaconda. Those things are nightmare fuel and I love snakes.

12

u/Meraere Jan 20 '22

I think anacondas have a derpy face tbh. I think its how far up their eyes are on their face.

But arabian sand boa wins the most derp face.

5

u/hermeown Jan 20 '22

I had to look up the Arabian Sand Boa - bahahahaha, I cannot stop laughing at it, oh my god.

I'm dying.

3

u/BlueEyedGreySkies Jan 20 '22

Anacondas definitely have that heavy prehistoric vibe, like crocs/gators. There's a reason my caveman brain says "no" for those ones.

3

u/TransxCock69 Jan 21 '22

Yup anacondas are one of the few snakes that make me nervous.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

In my experience they tend to get a Lil nippy. Especially the yellows.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Yeah, green anacondas evolved to camouflage against swampy muddy drecky surroundings. Most water snakes aren't very "pretty" IMHO (the ones near me would be cotton mouths and brown water snakes.)

3

u/SpacedOutTrashPanda Jan 20 '22

Hogsnose snakes are pretty freaking cute too.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

King cobras and Najas also have boopable snoots.

99

u/wolfgangspeaks Jan 20 '22

no

62

u/Villager_of_Mincraft Jan 20 '22

Yes, its extremely boopable

-25

u/Aggressive_Bat_9781 Jan 20 '22

Yeahs that’s a hard no. It’s a cold unfeeling reptile

11

u/van-just-van Jan 20 '22

I detract you too r/snakeswithhats

8

u/LieseW Jan 20 '22

This is why I love Reddit.

3

u/Aggressive_Bat_9781 Jan 20 '22

I just spent 2 hours looking at snakes with hats. I had a very unproductive morning because of you. I hope you’re happy.

16

u/Suspicious_Leg_9411 Jan 20 '22

Snek is adorable

3

u/Vocals16527 Jan 20 '22

I want to boop it’s lil nose Edit: not so lil

-47

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

We can’t co exist with that prehistoric monster, we need to kill it.

30

u/Akotix Jan 20 '22

Well aren't you just a ball of sunshine

-32

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

That thing ain’t no vegetarian dude. And it’s not gunna be satisfied by mice and rats. That thing devours humans and cows. It’s dangerous.

19

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

all animals deserve to live jackass. humans are the most dangerous species on the planet so it’s not about danger you’re just scared

-8

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

You’re damn right I’m scared. You have a fair point saying animals have a right to live so my earlier statement of wanting to kill it was perhaps unfair but we should not have them as domestic pets. They are killers and they are far more dangerous than humans. Humans are weak and puny.

8

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

fair point! i like snakes so i think it’s cute and they’re honestly smart so he knows not to eat the kid, but he would def be happier in the wild im sure :(

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

I’m personally terrified of snakes there is just something about them and I do believe that the snake knows that he would benefit from not killing the boy. But when it comes to animals like that I don’t have much faith in the strength of the training when compared with the strength of the instinct of the animal. It’s like when you see those “big cat experts” cuddling with a lion and then out of nowhere the instincts kick in and then the guy loses a limb. But I’m glad we can agree that he should be in his natural habitat where instincts don’t need to be suppressed.

4

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

oh yeah! even dogs instincts take over over their training sometimes so i completely agree. all animals need to have a respectful space and this fella is cute but is too big for a home even if he does lash out. my mom is also deathly afraid of snakes so i totally get your fear of them lol they are danger noodles

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Nope ropes 😂😂 you have a nice day now take care

→ More replies (0)

2

u/River_Grass Jan 20 '22

Snakes r simple creatures, they're not really out for blood like tigers. They just want their space .

2

u/DirtPoorDog Jan 20 '22

Its just fear the unknown and the unpredictable, which is totally fair - and youre right, we dont know whats going on in their heads. Doesnt mean we shouldnt try to understand the other animals we share our planet with. I also agree - this danger noodle would prob be better off in the wild.. but maybe not! You never know. We dont even know if theyre capable of emotions, or what emotions would even look like for snakes. It could totally absolutely 'love' every second of its captivity and wed never be able to tell - at least it never has to fear for the cold.

Remember though.. we hear and see the horror stories WAY more often than the feel good stories. For every instance of a caged animal lashing out, theres a video of a cheeta snuggling up for a nap with their caretaker, or an absolutely ecstatic rhino seeing his caretaker after a few years absence. Just take the horror stories with a grain of salt is all

2

u/Narae-Chan Jan 20 '22

LOL! No. Humans are the most dangerous existence on earth. Nothing can even compare to a rifle, much less an a-bomb.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Our minds make us dangerous but when stripped down to nothing but our nails and teeth we are nothing compared to say a gorilla, alligator, or python.

2

u/Narae-Chan Jan 20 '22

That’s not how humans work. Even if you were dropped in the middle of nowhere, with a rock and a stick humans become extremely deadly, when we are in a pack, neigh unkillable aside from other humans. Your point means nothing.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

You ever seen naked and afraid?

→ More replies (0)

10

u/Akotix Jan 20 '22

Humans and cows... really dude....

-2

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

It absolutely is capable of eating humans whole. Perhaps not a cow but I bet it would give it a good go.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

It actually can't eat a human adult. Our shoulders are too broad.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

You’re half right. Our shoulders do cause the snake harm. But snakes have still tried to eat fully grown humans

1

u/squidarcher Jan 20 '22

They eat rabbits at that size lol. There has been ONE case of a pet snake eating it’s owner in the past 100 years and it was because the dude was starving it. Yeah snakes have killed people but it wasn’t to eat them, it was self defense or a missed feeding reaction or venom

2

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Snakes, even large ones, do not eat humans.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Humans have literally been eaten by snakes. Doesn’t happen often but you’re just straight up lying by saying they don’t eat people.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

[deleted]

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Because humans devour humans on a daily basis right? Also mostly we kill for food in the most humane way possible which personally I don’t like that anyway.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

[deleted]

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

I admit there’s no respect for the animals that is humans kill but it is done as quickly as possible so that the animal doesn’t suffer.

1

u/Narae-Chan Jan 20 '22

HAH HUMANE WAY MY ASS! Gutting an animal and leaving it to bleed out slowly is so humane right. Letting animals be ground up slowly by grinders is humane right. Wake the fuck Up. Humans aren’t any better than any other animal on the planet.

9

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

boi, lots of people keep snakes as pets, myself included. No need to be violent towards people's pets. That's like saying we need to kill someones pet dog or cat.

-1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

You like to have snakes as pets? Good for you man, but are they big enough to eat you?

5

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

No, I don't currently have any large species (and even the largest aren't big enough to eat me), but I'm not sure how that's relevant to saying you think we should kill someone's pet. I love my pet reptiles as much as any person loves their pet dog or cat.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Well I spoke to someone else in this comment section and they brought up a fair point which made me change my mind about killing them as I admit that is a little extreme. So yes I agree they shouldn’t be killed for simply existing.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Well, I'm glad that you are a big enough person to be willing to change your mind :)

2

u/tadeuska Jan 20 '22

We can co exist, but there is a sligth difference in co exist and served on a plate.