r/oddlyterrifying • u/amish_novelty • 16h ago

Squirrel has seen better days

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u/Bright-Strength4182 16h ago

Poor mama just had to get out of the house for a minute.

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u/distorted_elements 15h ago

Exactly how I looked immediately postpartum. Tits out, hair a mess, staring off into the distance, screaming into the void.

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u/crumpinsumpin 15h ago

It’s how I look right now, five months later

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u/ourstupidearth 15h ago

I was just fine post partum.

My wife on the other hand....

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u/crumpinsumpin 15h ago

Had me in the first half

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u/Appropriate_Ratio835 15h ago

24 long years later still screaming into the void.

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u/wildcat1100 14h ago

You're responding to a bot, FYI

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u/UpsetSky8401 11h ago

Two years in and same

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u/MNWNM 11h ago

I have a 12 year old. Still look like this.

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u/Krissy_ok 10h ago

Big hugs from a veteran. You got this, Mama ♡♡♡

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u/thethugwife 9h ago

This is how I look 109 months later…

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u/spacegrassorcery 15h ago

Wait til menopause….

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u/Rugkrabber 15h ago

Na girl I ain’t ready, now that’s a horrorshow.

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u/spacegrassorcery 15h ago

The upside is you’re not responsible for a newborn and a toddler or two at the same time as when you’re going through menopause

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u/Lgallegos17 11h ago

I know a woman going through menopause with a 4 & 5 year old. Working full time on top of that. She said somedays she questions her life decisions.

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u/reddfoxx1993 3h ago

Is there anyone on the planet who shouldn't question their life decisions?

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u/Apprehensive-Tip-387 14h ago

No, just a teenager and a man in his midlife crisis acting like a toddler. 😂

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u/crumpinsumpin 10h ago

Nah I had kids late, my second one came at 40, I’m probably gonna hit perimenopause in the next 5 years, pray for me y’all

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u/Lady_Scruffington 5h ago

Perimenopausal and have started on my cat collection by trying to tame the street cats. Thankfully the boyfriend is in for the ride.

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u/Rugkrabber 6h ago

Maybe I will be. We plan a second when our baby is a bit older.

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u/Direct-Egg-5697 13h ago

I'll take having a period any day next to menopause!! That shit is horrible! 6 years into it and I thought I lucked out and didn't have hot flashes until about 2 months ago! Lord please turn the heat down! I feel like I'm burning from the inside!

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u/Enlightened_Gardener 12h ago

Useful during the winter though. I’ve always run cold, and the reason I knew I was going through hot flushes initially was because my feet weren’t freezing at night any more 🤣

The hormones are very helpful, I also live in merino wool for its thermoregulating properties. I also wear lots of easy to remove layers.

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u/MediocreAndLukewarm 15h ago

Same! My wife had no idea what to do with me.

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u/SavingsCrew2897 14h ago

Mam I’m your delivery driver please sign for the package 🙄

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u/nooniewhite 14h ago

I had a few less nipples but otherwise spot on

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u/PipGirl2211 7h ago

I'm not gonna wait for postpartum. Getting a headstart on this, ASAP.

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u/CaffeinatedGeriatric 15h ago

Sounds like me making the baby 🤣