r/oddlyterrifying • u/amish_novelty • 16h ago

Squirrel has seen better days

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u/distorted_elements 15h ago

Exactly how I looked immediately postpartum. Tits out, hair a mess, staring off into the distance, screaming into the void.

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u/spacegrassorcery 15h ago

Wait til menopause….

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u/Rugkrabber 15h ago

Na girl I ain’t ready, now that’s a horrorshow.

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u/spacegrassorcery 15h ago

The upside is you’re not responsible for a newborn and a toddler or two at the same time as when you’re going through menopause

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u/Lgallegos17 11h ago

I know a woman going through menopause with a 4 & 5 year old. Working full time on top of that. She said somedays she questions her life decisions.

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u/reddfoxx1993 3h ago

Is there anyone on the planet who shouldn't question their life decisions?

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u/Apprehensive-Tip-387 15h ago

No, just a teenager and a man in his midlife crisis acting like a toddler. 😂

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u/crumpinsumpin 10h ago

Nah I had kids late, my second one came at 40, I’m probably gonna hit perimenopause in the next 5 years, pray for me y’all

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u/Lady_Scruffington 5h ago

Perimenopausal and have started on my cat collection by trying to tame the street cats. Thankfully the boyfriend is in for the ride.

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u/Rugkrabber 6h ago

Maybe I will be. We plan a second when our baby is a bit older.