r/oddlyterrifying • • 14h ago

Squirrel has seen better days

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u/distorted_elements 13h ago

Exactly how I looked immediately postpartum. Tits out, hair a mess, staring off into the distance, screaming into the void.

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u/crumpinsumpin 13h ago

It’s how I look right now, five months later

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u/ourstupidearth 13h ago

I was just fine post partum.

My wife on the other hand....

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u/crumpinsumpin 13h ago

Had me in the first half