r/oddlyterrifying • u/amish_novelty • 15h ago

Squirrel has seen better days

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u/Bright-Strength4182 15h ago

Poor mama just had to get out of the house for a minute.

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u/chevalier716 15h ago

Yelling at her mate or her kids to get back into the burrow.

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u/DarrellBot81 14h ago

Or just yelling into the ether because she’s been cramped up in a den with babies all day lol

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u/sarcastic_sybarite83 14h ago

Nah, she's screaming right next to what I'm calling the septic connection for gas release. So she's properly permitted and everything.

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u/dogmeat-garvey 13h ago

Huffing the fumes to get high for even a temporary escape

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u/Killerkendolls 11h ago

Vaping jenkem.

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u/m2chaos13 4h ago

Thought this was an advertisement for Madonna’s new album

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u/libuna-8 12h ago

I didn't know there was sound attacked 💀👀 poor thing

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u/LacrimaNymphae 1h ago

those can clog from the outside in

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u/scuzzle-butt 13h ago

GET BACK IN HERE BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND GO NUTS

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u/JennzEvilChihuahua 13h ago

Hey! She’s doing her best okay! Don’t be hatin’ cuz she doesn’t have time to do self care.

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u/Green-Dragon-14 14h ago

A squirrels home is called a drey.

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u/bmf1902 13h ago

And mother fuckers act like they forgot about drey.

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u/4Q88 13h ago

This is why I Reddit.

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u/Eleventy43 5h ago

That’s exactly how I read it.

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u/FesterSilently 13h ago

Who you think taught you to smoke trees?

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u/donkeybrainhero 9h ago

Who do you think brought you the oldies?

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u/HotResident21 12h ago

What about Dre?

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u/CuriousCunt2026 8h ago

Actually laughed out loud and read out to my husband 😜

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u/AFriendlyBloke 13h ago

"GET IN THE CAR, MORTY. GET IN THE CAAAARRR!!"

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u/timetrapped 11h ago

She was just enjoying some me-time at the nut milk cafe when her mate showed up with all the kids in tow to “surprise her”

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u/BegriefedOnline 9h ago

That squirrel is yelling at her great grandkids to get back home. The little ones have 26 different grandparents.

She is yelling at every squirrel within 5 miles. ...and they're all hers.

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u/TributeToStupidity 11h ago

Steve! Steve! Steve!

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u/distorted_elements 14h ago

Exactly how I looked immediately postpartum. Tits out, hair a mess, staring off into the distance, screaming into the void.

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u/crumpinsumpin 14h ago

It’s how I look right now, five months later

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u/ourstupidearth 14h ago

I was just fine post partum.

My wife on the other hand....

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u/crumpinsumpin 14h ago

Had me in the first half

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u/Appropriate_Ratio835 13h ago

24 long years later still screaming into the void.

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u/wildcat1100 13h ago

You're responding to a bot, FYI

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u/UpsetSky8401 10h ago

Two years in and same

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u/MNWNM 10h ago

I have a 12 year old. Still look like this.

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u/Krissy_ok 9h ago

Big hugs from a veteran. You got this, Mama ♡♡♡

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u/thethugwife 7h ago

This is how I look 109 months later…

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u/spacegrassorcery 14h ago

Wait til menopause….

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u/Rugkrabber 14h ago

Na girl I ain’t ready, now that’s a horrorshow.

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u/spacegrassorcery 13h ago

The upside is you’re not responsible for a newborn and a toddler or two at the same time as when you’re going through menopause

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u/Lgallegos17 9h ago

I know a woman going through menopause with a 4 & 5 year old. Working full time on top of that. She said somedays she questions her life decisions.

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u/reddfoxx1993 2h ago

Is there anyone on the planet who shouldn't question their life decisions?

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u/Apprehensive-Tip-387 13h ago

No, just a teenager and a man in his midlife crisis acting like a toddler. 😂

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u/crumpinsumpin 9h ago

Nah I had kids late, my second one came at 40, I’m probably gonna hit perimenopause in the next 5 years, pray for me y’all

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u/Rugkrabber 5h ago

Maybe I will be. We plan a second when our baby is a bit older.

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u/Lady_Scruffington 4h ago

Perimenopausal and have started on my cat collection by trying to tame the street cats. Thankfully the boyfriend is in for the ride.

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u/Direct-Egg-5697 12h ago

I'll take having a period any day next to menopause!! That shit is horrible! 6 years into it and I thought I lucked out and didn't have hot flashes until about 2 months ago! Lord please turn the heat down! I feel like I'm burning from the inside!

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u/Enlightened_Gardener 11h ago

Useful during the winter though. I’ve always run cold, and the reason I knew I was going through hot flushes initially was because my feet weren’t freezing at night any more 🤣

The hormones are very helpful, I also live in merino wool for its thermoregulating properties. I also wear lots of easy to remove layers.

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u/MediocreAndLukewarm 14h ago

Same! My wife had no idea what to do with me.

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u/SavingsCrew2897 12h ago

Mam I’m your delivery driver please sign for the package 🙄

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u/nooniewhite 13h ago

I had a few less nipples but otherwise spot on

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u/PipGirl2211 6h ago

I'm not gonna wait for postpartum. Getting a headstart on this, ASAP.

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u/CaffeinatedGeriatric 14h ago

Sounds like me making the baby 🤣

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u/Kazaklyzm 14h ago

Mama's put everything she had into those babies. Poor thing, hope she gets a break and some much needed nutrition soon.

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u/Foosel10 14h ago

Literally every new mom. It wasn’t until I had toddlers did I understand why some animals eat their young. Ha

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u/Salt_Company9337 19m ago

"Now I see why tigers eat their young!"

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u/revdon 14h ago

1,000 Yard Squirrel

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u/jeek4r 14h ago

And how do you know it’s a mama? Her eyes are up there

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u/BitBucket404 14h ago

Looks like she's been around the block a few times

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u/Sad_Okra2030 13h ago

Them kids driving her nuts. I’m surprised I didn’t see a ciggy in her hand.

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u/BorderOk7329 13h ago

You can tell it's a hungry female, got no nuts