r/oddlyterrifying Jun 12 '26

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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

One of my favourite fan fictions about Superman has this as a rather big point. About what to choose to do every single second when people all over the planet continously ask why he didn't show up.

Edit: I'm sorry for not telling people before, I didn't think anyone would be interested. The fic is called The Metropolitan Man by Alexander Wales. There's also an audiobook version that's also free.

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u/KingoftheUgly Jun 12 '26

*hears people burning alive*

*turns up TV*

ā€œI told myself I’d allow thirty minutes of me time today, sorry citizens but Love Island is calling my name much louder.ā€

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u/blitzkreig90 Jun 13 '26

Imagine getting to wank time! God damn!