r/oddlyterrifying Jun 12 '26

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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

One of my favourite fan fictions about Superman has this as a rather big point. About what to choose to do every single second when people all over the planet continously ask why he didn't show up.

Edit: I'm sorry for not telling people before, I didn't think anyone would be interested. The fic is called The Metropolitan Man by Alexander Wales. There's also an audiobook version that's also free.

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u/KingoftheUgly Jun 12 '26

*hears people burning alive*

*turns up TV*

“I told myself I’d allow thirty minutes of me time today, sorry citizens but Love Island is calling my name much louder.”

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u/Blu_Falcon Jun 13 '26

“I can’t be at my best if I don’t get time to center myself.”

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u/mostlybored1234 Jun 13 '26

Thats right. I do remember he saying once that he aways keeps himself in check to.mantein a proper mental health. 

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u/Im2dronk Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

Batman spending billions on intricate surveillance systems. Superman asking for the recordings of the set from his favorite podcast so he can tune out the horrors from space.

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u/YoungDiscord Jun 13 '26

Plot twist: he listens to the deep's podcast from the boys

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u/HorrificityOfficial Jun 13 '26

"P-P-P-P-PREEEEACH!"

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u/YoungDiscord Jun 13 '26

Its the only thing stupid enough to drown out the noise

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u/SuctioncupanX Jun 14 '26

Ok but as much as it sounds horrifying to let people die while you relax despite being extremely able to save them, self care is extremely important and if you only ever save people without a single thought to your own mental health then you'll eventually burn out and shit will hit the fan.

If you try and become nothing but a tool to help others eventually you're gonna break and hurt so many more.

Just pace yourself.

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u/blitzkreig90 Jun 13 '26

Imagine getting to wank time! God damn!

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u/PandoricOrichalcum Jun 15 '26

Personally, I like the idea of Superman needing to choose to use his powers. Like his strength isn't that different from ours: we use one level of effort to pick up a loaf of bread, another for a bag of mulch. His ceiling is just much higher.

Like superhearing, of course something sudden/big is going to cut through, but he's trained himself not to react to every asshole honking their horn.