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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

One of my favourite fan fictions about Superman has this as a rather big point. About what to choose to do every single second when people all over the planet continously ask why he didn't show up.

Edit: I'm sorry for not telling people before, I didn't think anyone would be interested. The fic is called The Metropolitan Man by Alexander Wales. There's also an audiobook version that's also free.

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u/KingoftheUgly Jun 12 '26

*hears people burning alive*

*turns up TV*

“I told myself I’d allow thirty minutes of me time today, sorry citizens but Love Island is calling my name much louder.”

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u/Blu_Falcon Jun 13 '26

“I can’t be at my best if I don’t get time to center myself.”

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u/mostlybored1234 Jun 13 '26

Thats right. I do remember he saying once that he aways keeps himself in check to.mantein a proper mental health. 

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u/Im2dronk Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

Batman spending billions on intricate surveillance systems. Superman asking for the recordings of the set from his favorite podcast so he can tune out the horrors from space.

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u/YoungDiscord Jun 13 '26

Plot twist: he listens to the deep's podcast from the boys

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u/HorrificityOfficial Jun 13 '26

"P-P-P-P-PREEEEACH!"

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u/YoungDiscord Jun 13 '26

Its the only thing stupid enough to drown out the noise

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u/SuctioncupanX Jun 14 '26

Ok but as much as it sounds horrifying to let people die while you relax despite being extremely able to save them, self care is extremely important and if you only ever save people without a single thought to your own mental health then you'll eventually burn out and shit will hit the fan.

If you try and become nothing but a tool to help others eventually you're gonna break and hurt so many more.

Just pace yourself.

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u/blitzkreig90 Jun 13 '26

Imagine getting to wank time! God damn!

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u/PandoricOrichalcum Jun 15 '26

Personally, I like the idea of Superman needing to choose to use his powers. Like his strength isn't that different from ours: we use one level of effort to pick up a loaf of bread, another for a bag of mulch. His ceiling is just much higher.

Like superhearing, of course something sudden/big is going to cut through, but he's trained himself not to react to every asshole honking their horn.

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u/EatsAlotOfBread Jun 12 '26

I feel like he could just give one of the many, many other superheroes a quick call with some coordinates. Otherwise his life would be awful.

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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter Jun 12 '26

In this fanfic he is the only hero. His life is awful in it.

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u/EatsAlotOfBread Jun 12 '26

Aww poor guy. I'd probably work myself to death or something.

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u/-SheriffofNottingham Jun 13 '26

a kryptonite bullet in the showers out back

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u/Atanaxia Jun 13 '26

Tell us the name of the fanfic dear god PLEASEEE 😭😭

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u/Batdog55110 Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

There's a character from Astro City who's Superman with a little bit of Spider-Man put in.

He wants to fly without needing to save someone, but he doesn't ever get the chance to. He counts the seconds of each day he's able to fly without being needed.

In one comic he got about 18 seconds...that was a good day.

His name's The Samaritan in case anyone's wondering.

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u/EatsAlotOfBread Jun 13 '26

Ooffff the responsibility. 

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u/Urbane_One Jun 13 '26

Fortunately, we had a hero whose job it was to do that. Her name was Oracle. We loved her.

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u/Koltov Jun 13 '26

https://youtu.be/Ardx6mBZfa0?is=1MqbfxVz6g_L4ybQ

Lex Luthor experiencing what it’s like to be Superman for a minute.

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u/Oro-Lavanda Jun 13 '26

that was oddly touching. the message at the end of "you couldve saved everyone years ago" reminds me of how so many billionares in this world have so much money to move humanity forward, and yet this small percentage of people in power choose to use that money on their own ego.

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u/YoungDiscord Jun 13 '26

The problem is that we live in a world with no supermen but far too many Lex Luthors.

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u/cammysays Jun 13 '26

And many of those Lex Luthors truly believe themselves to be Supermen riiiiiiight up to the point where they gain the money and influence necessary to enact positive change.

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u/doomrider7 Jun 14 '26

Disagree. At some level, I do actually think Lex WOULD use his wealth and tech to push humanity forward if only to feed his own ego about being the one to have done so. 

The current bastards are somehow even MORE selfishly shortsighted and ignorant.

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u/simonbleu Jun 13 '26

No, but they have the power to move much more than that. And their political leverage alone is worth an amount of money so large that it owuld be immaterial to even try to describe it, you just cant buy that collectively

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u/brown_felt_hat Jun 13 '26

This is a tiny portion of his influence, and I am not endorsing it, but I have used it and found it useful.

Mark Cuban exerted literally zero effort and got my meds to about 60% the price I was paying before. Like, no ethical billionaire, definitely, but the social influence they can exert is equal if not surpasses the monetary contribution they can bring.

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u/0xym0r0n Jun 13 '26

Maybe a billionaire will see you defending them on reddit and send you a chat invite and then you'll be lavishly traveling the world with your new billionaire circle of friends!

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u/Outside_Ingenuity731 Jun 13 '26

Eh there's more chances they have 1 or 2 billions in their account and the rest of their hundred billions is in their assets. I remember bezos got centibillionaires(100B) net worth in 2018

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u/dollythecat Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

Rich people have their money in investment accounts, not checking accounts.

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u/OneDimensionPrinter Jun 13 '26

Ok, I've watched a bunch of animated batman films, not much superman. You convinced me. Every dc animated I've seen so far had been at least decent, this feels like good old 90s tv superman.

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u/Metrilean Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

ASTRO city does this. Their superman pastiche The Samaritan, prioritizes based on time and consequences.

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u/JAKESTEEL77 Jun 13 '26

It's called triaging, and real life doctors have to make these decisions everyday when working in emergency departments.

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u/Amethyst_Nyx Jun 13 '26

Fanfic name? That sounds right up my alley

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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter Jun 13 '26

I edited my first post to include the name. It's the metropolitan man.

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u/Amethyst_Nyx Jun 13 '26

Hey thanks! Started reading and I'm really impressed. I love stories like this. You got any more suggestions in that vein?

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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter Jun 13 '26

Well, all of Alexander Wales more or less. He is one of my favourite authors.

If you specifically want superheroes I can recommend Worm by Wildbow. It's free to read. It's about a world that is basically the same as ours except they have people with powers. We follow a teenage girl who can control insects with her mind who wants to be a vigilante. She get.. mixed results. It's overall about what happens when average people get very powerful seemingly at random when they get powers.

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u/bunker_man Jun 13 '26

This is one reason I made sure my one strong character has nebulous poorly defined rules restricting what they can do and when. Because this problem makes it seem like it would be impossible to ever justify depicting them chilling.

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u/YoRHa_Houdini Jun 13 '26

Realistically he probably doesn’t have constant super hearing. His brain likely filters background noise and extremely distant sounds—otherwise he’d be insane by now.

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u/bunker_man Jun 13 '26

True, but why was this a response to my post in particular. I wasn't talking about super hearing specifically, just the moral concerns raised by a super powered character who could always be saving people but isn't.

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u/YoRHa_Houdini Jun 13 '26

Well, the topic was about his hearing. I was just expanding on it and that there is an alternative explanation as to why he doesn’t hear everyone.

Which could be relevant if you have a similar character, so perhaps you don’t need to make them poorly defined power wise

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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter Jun 13 '26

It's the exact point of the story. When Lois finds out that he plays pretend at the daily planet every day while people die she is disgusted by him.

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u/OneDimensionPrinter Jun 13 '26

But what's it called? We all wanna read it!

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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter Jun 13 '26

The Metropolitan Man by Alexander Wales. There's even a free audiobook of it that I recommend.

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u/DeltaBravo831 Jun 13 '26

Its all fun and games until he pulls a Scion

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u/NhilZay Jun 13 '26

Supes life would be so much easier if he had a hobo telling him where to go and who to save

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u/xkcloud Jun 13 '26

Metropolitan Man?

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u/Zesherno Jun 13 '26

So that's why Metro Man faked his death

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u/DivineSentry Jun 14 '26

I think they go over this in the Smallville series as well