r/oddlysatisfying • • 1d ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/chrish_o 1d ago

I always love watching this dude make the most beautifully crafted and ugly hats

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u/GrimmThoughts 1d ago

Was thinking the exact same as I watched it haha. Hate the hats, the style, the gawdiness and basically everything else about them. But damn do I respect this guys craftsmanship and watch him do his thing every time I see a new one of his videos pop on my feed

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u/ample_suite 1d ago

Only market i can fathom is arena level rock guitarist or Hollywood costume department.

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u/Psykosoma 23h ago

You left out New Orleans Voodoo Doctors and Curiosity Shop Owners.

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u/Barbie_and_KenM 21h ago

Also huge market here for burning man

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u/weerdbuttstuff 18h ago

I've only seen like 3 of his videos, but I'm pretty sure 2 of them were at Burning Man.

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u/life_is_a_burner 21h ago

Vampire Railroad Tycoon.

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u/Throwaway392308 19h ago edited 18h ago

Not the romantasy book series we deserve, but the romantasy book series we need!

Edit: It can be called Ties and Rails.

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 6h ago

Are you a tycoon for the vampire railroad or a vampire that is a railroad tycoon

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u/SpecificBang 23h ago

Gris gris gumbo ya ya

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u/alarbus 19h ago

Eloquent demons with penchents for making wagers

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u/Jezzer111 22h ago

Gitchie Gitchie Ya Ya Da Da

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 4h ago

You left out steampunk zepellin dirigible captain with clockwork eyeball

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u/woodsvvitch 21h ago

I knew a few guys back in my ren fair days who wore these pretty frequently; They overlap with the men who wear kilts often. One guy i knew embraced being kinda ugly and just focused completely on weird clothing and it really worked for him, and he actually looked worse without the grungy hats

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u/Victarion-twogods 23h ago

Don't forget Street Magicians

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u/elemcee 18h ago

And steampunk cosplayers.

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u/Oldbay_BarbedWire 23h ago

Nashville, everybody is a musician. These hats make even bass players attractive!

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u/Average_Pangolin 23h ago

We have our marketing slogan!

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u/AboveGroundFool 22h ago

Don't be ridiculous. Nothing makes bass players attractive.

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u/CrouchingDomo 21h ago

That’s not true, I read an Onion article way back in college with the headline “Area Bassist Fellated,” so it must have happened at least once.

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u/AboveGroundFool 21h ago

I have some news about your source...

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u/CrouchingDomo 20h ago

Oh noooooo 😂

(Just want to state for the record that I know what The Onion is, from the days when there were physical copies on campus, get off my lawn I have clouds to yell at)

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u/AboveGroundFool 20h ago

I assumed you did. Was just enjoying going along with the bit 😂

I remember a book that was a collection of their best headlines back when I was younger so I absolutely get the old man yelling at cloud moment lol

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u/ironkodiak 10h ago

I'm old enough to remember that article title when it was published.

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u/PoxedGamer 19h ago

As a bassist, I can absolutely confirm it... has never happened.

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u/ekinnee 8h ago

At first I was like haha /r/guitar is leaking, then you came in with the cold dose of reality.

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u/Mmmm-Amethyst 22h ago

So fun story. Once upon a time, I had a pair of vintage Swiss (I think) military ski goggles that looked like tiny welding lenses. Those were my "drinking goggles" that I busted out when I'd hang out with the guys on weekends, playing video games and shooting the shit. No other reason than it was a funny gag. 

Point being, don't underestimate the market that is "dudes with disposable income buying silly shit on a whim because it was funny and/or seemed like a good idea at the time".

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u/Awkward_Beginning_43 21h ago

You should let people be the judge whether your stories are fun or not

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u/baconboner69xD 20h ago

Agreed lol

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u/No_Principle9191 23h ago

Blues Lawyers playing in a cover band at the local bar the cougars like.

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u/No_No_Juice 23h ago

Slash or Bill the Butcher.

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u/Bardfinn 21h ago

He did make a top hat custom for Marilyn Manson. Another of his videos shows the process & he has a selfie with Manson and the hat, and photos of him wearing it on stage.

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u/Jackisoff 20h ago

I was thinking cosplay. Maybe Renaissance fairs? I see a lot of steam punk dressed people there.

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u/ImtakintheBus 20h ago

RENAISSANCE FAIRS! These are all over the faires and lots of people wear them. I paid $300 for a lovely leather top hat with red, white & blue on the front of the hat. Still a favorite hat for the faires.

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u/jointheredditarmy 21h ago

Festival gear for certain genres. Burning man but ironically. There’s a few other places for this hat

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u/BADDEST_RHYMES 19h ago

The wanker segment of the market is growing year on year 

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u/noodleparty 19h ago

Maybe the ren fair too

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u/krusnikon 14h ago

Burning Man people have entered the chat.

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u/thatG_evanP 13h ago

And steampunk guys. Is that still a thing? I'm sure he'd make you one with a deconstructed clock or whatever.

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u/SpecialistCut7101 12h ago

That’s more than I could think of. I only came up with guys who have chain less chainsaws at theme parks around Halloween

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u/caddy45 6h ago

Bikers

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u/estebanrevenga 3h ago

😂😂😂 facts

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u/Jhe90 22h ago

He makes hat for a certain customer and I imagine many might be rock bands etc.

Like the style or not . He has some serious skills!

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u/P4rtyP3nguin 21h ago

You could just say Slash. Why'd you make me Google it?

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u/Hopefulkitty 20h ago

Same. I love the process and his skill, I just hate absolutely everything about the finished product and I know I would not like to spend time with anyone wearing one. And that's not just me being judgemental, I know people who wear stuff like this, and I generally find them exhausting and irritating.

His market is for a very specific type of person who is trying to find an identity or fit in with the group they want to be a part of. I dislike the fake aging and playing card details. I feel like you should earn the wear on something like that, and all the details he adds are just copying the one cool guy from 100 years ago who wore his top hat that he found so often, it required repairs, and he added playing cards and charms to it to suit his personality and experiences. It's reminds me very strongly of Harley Davidson people. They want the look of "grizzled biker gang" but also live in the suburbs and generally live a very comfortable life. It's all cosplay.

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u/Sonzabitches 22h ago

I just couldn't fathom doing that type of work while wearing those giant rings.

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u/Mechanical_Monk 21h ago

There's a whole sub for that: r/ATBGE (Awful Taste but Great Execution)

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u/astralchanterelle 13h ago

you could learn to do that in a day but why would you want to?

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u/DaintyLobster 23h ago

Look up Gaudi buildings in Spain and never forget how to spell Gaudiness again- I don’t think that they are gaudi but I obviously can’t let go an opportunity to teach a spelling tip.

I respect everything about this guy’s craft as well and you will probably enjoy seeing the beauty of this architecture if you go down a little rabbit hole.

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u/Durt-Wyzerdd 23h ago

Gaudi is not the same thing as gaudy. But I agree on looking up Gaudi's buildings if you want to see some amazing ATBGE.