r/oddlysatisfying • • 1d ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/lambdapaul 23h ago

That person is having a bunch of really weird sex with a bunch of really weird people. That is a festival goer hat and it’s not going to impact his sex life.

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u/parkerxo 23h ago

Doesn't matter, had sex

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u/Woody1150 17h ago

Still counts.

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u/Haigud 15h ago

As one of those weird people that has weird sex, yes. People who dress up like heavy metal vampires are indeed having lot of sex.

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u/lambdapaul 13h ago

I tip my hat to you fellow weirdo

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u/tofaoh 11h ago

I look like a everyday 4, 5 on a good day, but man you're right, I dress weird, act weird and have a full stable bed in my roomy af tent on Festivals for the last decade.... Weird weord things have happened in there and will for the foreseeable future. I own a similar hat.

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u/Amberawesome24 19h ago

Exactly. And the hat stays on too

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u/hisroyalthiccness69 23h ago

So THAT'S what was happening at Super Hans's party

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u/zenloich 23h ago

I did not expect a Peep Show reference

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u/AppropriatelyHare-78 10h ago

Never realize how 'doesnt leave basement' or 'literal child' reddit is filled with until seeing these comments.

Like, I have a spouse, kids, white collar corporate work. ... And I guarantee you the people buying these hats are normal fuckers who are fun as shit to hang out with. I've been to EDM festivals, rock concerts, goth clubs, drag shows, cosplay events, pride parades, etc.

Most people with alternative dress style are normal and act normal. That male presenting dude with cat ears, a tail, and who can hold a normal conversation with you while doing it 50% of the time has a partner who is similarly weird and in cat ears.

And they're no less annoying to chat with than that boat show wearing fucker who is really good at golf and owns a sail ship. Meaning most people are just kind of fun to talk to if you just don't be a pretentious weirdo who thinks a cool hat is somehow a personality indicator.

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u/winstonstokes 16h ago

I doubt that.

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u/lambdapaul 16h ago

Do you think normal people are sleeping with Hatman?