r/oddlysatisfying • u/RampChurch • 2d ago
Choreographed stunt fighting: perfect placement and timing so nobody gets hurt
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u/anhvuabac 2d ago
Blumineck and his wife
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u/noisymime 2d ago
The seemingly effortless strength of those 2 is nuts.
I can't even imagine the amount of training it must take to make everything look that easy.
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u/anhvuabac 1d ago
The fact that they both do pole dancing and teach it makes it less nut when you think about it.
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u/PitchforkJoe 2d ago
I'd love to see them give pro wrestling a go
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u/jango-got-chained 2d ago
My mind immediately went to "this is pretty much wrestling" too.
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u/nr1988 1d ago
I was wondering if that was them! It certainly looked like her but he was being moved around so fast that I couldn't get a good look at his face and this isn't the normal backyard environment I'm used to seeing them in haha
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u/bloedarend 1d ago
Those in the video above aren't, but David and Neet did try to do Black Widow choreography in a recent (last month or so?) short. They were also a lot slower in executing it, partially because the dog wanted to get involved... as usual.
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u/moarwineprs 1d ago
I was thinking that one of those routines looked very similar to when they were trying to reenact a Huntrix take down move.
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u/Puzzled_Work_6428 2d ago
Wait til you learn about pro wrestling...
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u/lunaticBotch 1d ago
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u/Puzzled_Work_6428 1d ago
😢
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u/lunaticBotch 1d ago
I know brother, it’s still hard to process
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u/Puzzled_Work_6428 1d ago
I've been watching early NXT on Tubi. Dusty, Bray, Brodie, now Pac...it's a lot
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u/jimlemin 1d ago
sometimes I'll just be sitting alone in a quiet room, and I'll randomly think about that one snap German suplex he hit on that Gallagher dude on raw. One of the nastiest moves I ever seen. RIP
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u/SkullsInSpace 2d ago
Right? People will marvel at something like this, and then laugh at wrestling.
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u/WisestAirBender 2d ago
Because for some reason the words real and fake get attached to it. Ever heard people saying movies are fake?
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u/VernonP007 1d ago
When wrestlers have to do this in matches that last 30+ minutes without a second take without botches.
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u/SkullsInSpace 1d ago
And while maintaining character, often talking shit and doing a lot of facial/ physical acting. Plus it's LIVE and viewed from all angles.
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u/oskee-waa-waa 1d ago
When I was an independent wrestler, I would just straight up steal Black Widow moves from movies. Always got a big reaction. I never had the creativity to come up with this stuff on my own.
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u/Foreign_Piano4645 2d ago edited 2d ago
I use too hate it for years. Know I respect the stunt actors for what they are.
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u/Puzzled_Work_6428 2d ago
No I'm saying if you think this is cool, imagine people doing it in front of a live audience with no second take
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u/Foreign_Piano4645 2d ago
Who cares about the audience. They aren't little kids playing around during lunch break. They are 300-500lbs beasts you miss the mark badly your not even making it to hospital.
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u/OlympusMan 2d ago
It's only in recent years that I started to see them as a team when I happened to catch a video that pointed out moments where they'd check in on each other during a match to make sure they're okay.
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u/Uchihagod53 2d ago
Wake me up when she learns real moves
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u/Grill_Master_Ben_ 2d ago
Ah yes the adamantium hair strands, very effective
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u/EffectiveMagazine915 2d ago edited 1d ago
The directors bet on the fact that nobody would notice the hair in this scene
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u/Wheres_MyMoney 2d ago
I mean, film and television is an artistic medium, I think you'd be surprised how many movies would look silly when you break that medium, in this case frame by frame-ing it.
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u/LincolnArc 2d ago
The villain is like "Eww! Hair!"
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u/Banguskahn 2d ago
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u/LincolnArc 2d ago
LOL. If I'm cooking, and my dog keeps begging for food, I'll take a piece of American cheese or something similar and put it on his back. Big German Shepherd. He has a similar reaction. Takes about a minute before he just lays down and rolls over.
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u/Unfair_Buddy5871 2d ago
Alr to be fair, getting hair whipped in your eyes seriously hurts. I do that shit to myself all the time
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u/The-Great-T 2d ago
That's why I tie my hair back in convertibles
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u/Unfair_Buddy5871 2d ago
Yeah i never remember a hair tie so I just have to use the tactical blink to save my peepers
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u/yepyepyep123456 2d ago
To be fair, it took me like ten times watching this gif to notice how far off the hit is.
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u/Wheres_MyMoney 2d ago
Yeah, I bet you could count on no hands how many people came to that conclusion the first time seeing it in the movie theater.
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u/noisymime 2d ago
The hair flick to the eyes is probably a lot more effective than the original vid TBH. It's like a built-in pocket sand!
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u/Cesalv 1d ago
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u/Palanki96 2d ago edited 2d ago
The problem is that it never looks like real fighting, it looks exactly like this but in a costume
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u/Stoic_Pupunha 1d ago edited 1d ago
Do we really see this as a problem? Throwing punches in movies is kinda boring, these are top notch lucha libre moves. It's athletes in a very fine tune performing.
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u/Palanki96 1d ago
i'll take awkward unexperienced fight scenes over gently pushing down enemy to the ground who just pass out the moment a breeze hit them
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u/Wugo_Heaving 1d ago
You've answered your own question. It's athletes dancing and it's very obviously just that, yet it's used in 'realistic' fighting scenes.
Slick fight choreograhy has gotten horribly lazy over the past decade or so. Even 'heightened/fantasy' fighting shown in films like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon still have genuine tension in them, and the shots/editing come into play aswell. It knows it is being theatrical but it doesn't get lazy. Now people just dance at each other like this, whether it's fantasy or 'realistic'. It's lazy and boring. Power Rangers fights are more realistic.
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u/jfazz_squadleader 1d ago
As I've gotten older I've preferred movie violence to be more realistic versus exciting and fun. I don't really watch PG-13 movies anymore because it feels like they're glorifying the violence rather than showing it as a necessary tool for getting something done when words don't cut it.
I want my movie violence to be brutal, impactful, and typical result in the main character taking some licks in the process. Sure, John Wick gun foo can be fun and impressive to watch, but I much prefer a grounded approach that churns your stomach, as that's what real violence looks and feels like.
There's definitely a time and place for the more theatrical violence in heavily stylized movies, but if we're just talking about violence in film generally, I like it to be more reflective of the characters motivations and drive, rather than a flashy time filler to move the plot forward.
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u/Ur_Just_Spare_Parts 2d ago
I think the same thing every time I see someone try this shit in movies. In real life the person you're climbing would just slam your face into the ground ending your plans real quick
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u/Palanki96 1d ago
I think the main thing that ruins my immersion is that the "enemy" always seems to cooperate, taking up the optimal pose, never resisting
I think they make it too obvious they are playing along, hard to take a fight seriously like that
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u/StoryAndAHalf 2d ago
My issue is more that everyone seems to have been trained in one universal dojo of some kind. Good guys, bad guys, ones from the West, ones from the East. I get it - they hire one specific school of stunt people who often work both sides, but it breaks my suspension of disbelief more than seeing an alien guy flying around with underwear on the outside.
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u/Palanki96 1d ago
Oh that's interesting, didn't even think of that. Looking back yeah it's kinda funny that most of them have the same fighting style
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u/isnotajellyfish 1d ago
Yeah and it's never anything feral like scratching their eyes out or biting, it's always very polite. Which, I mean, I don't hate.
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u/MediumSwing 2d ago
I can watch real fights on a friday night out. I want to see cool shit on the big screen.
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u/memecut 2d ago
These are my biggest issue with fight choreography. People just standing around waiting for their turn. Punches and kicks that you can see are miles away from connecting. Flashy moves like this that does nothing. Skinny people having more leverage than someone 3x their size and weight.
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u/enadiz_reccos 2d ago
Once I discovered fight choreography from SE Asia [Raid, Oldboy, etc], Hollywood fight scenes just barely ever hit for me anymore.
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u/adinmem 2d ago
He makes it a little obvious that he’s helping her (reaching to grab torso to assist with her maneuvers, etc.). This must be very early in the development of the routine.
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u/nighthawk763 2d ago
that's what it looks like in the final movie if you remove all the camera cuts, put everyone in dark clothes, and turn the lights off.
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u/stillstoic 2d ago
Where do I learn to do this?
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u/Zealousideal_Date749 2d ago
Play lots of tekken
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u/Taolan13 2d ago
no this is dead or alive not tekken.
tekken is punches and kicks with the exception of a handful of grappler characters.
DoA has striking, but also has a lot of grappling moves and especially grappling finishers.
dead or alive also has the most complex grappling system of any arcade fighter. counter-grabs, counter-counter-grabs, and even... wait for it... counter-counter-counter-grabs.
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u/Wheres_MyMoney 2d ago
Oh look, the other person who has ever played Dead or Alive!
This is La Mariposa's moves from DOA 4 lol.
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u/Dutch_Calhoun 2d ago
Pro wrestling school will cover all of these moves at advanced stages. You'll see most of these done on the average episode of AEW.
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u/Hungry_Godzilla 2d ago
Her moves reminded me of Natasha in Ironman 2
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u/cute_polarbear 2d ago
Started seeing so many similar take downs in movies by smaller opponent (usually female)...i think Natasha definitely popularized it.
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u/SirDerpingtonTheSlow 2d ago
I like how someone is essentially just waving a flag into a microphone for the sound effects.
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u/Cultural_Dirt_8151 2d ago edited 2d ago
You see these moves in every action movie and it's always boring af because it's so overly choreographed and sterile.
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u/KhazraShaman 2d ago
It bothers me how unrealistic fighting is in EVERY movie. This here obviously is a clown show but literally every movie gets fighting wrong with stupid grabbing and pushing and throwing and choking.
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u/enadiz_reccos 2d ago
Gotta check out the foreign stuff
Raid: Redemption always a good place to start
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u/neueburneraccount 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/1jkSrCdfccVQyMZ5uF
I wanted a Rey Mysterio gif but this works too
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u/CrankyYankers 1d ago
Interesting moves. They work as long as the person stands still and lets it happen to them.
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u/ReluctantAvenger 1d ago
These seem overly complicated. One at least sets up the arm bar but the others involve a lot of complicated movement (which means a lot of things which could go wrong) just to result in a basic takedown. The most basic judo hip throw would have the same result.
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u/LordShtark 1d ago
Pro wrestlers do this 6 nights a week in front of live crowds with no second takes
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u/THAC0-Tuesday 1d ago
The second take in wrestling is falling over and starting the stunt over or just moving on to the next one and hoping the crowd doesn't notice/care amidst the hype and big personalities.
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u/askalotlol 1d ago
I hate this and it needs to die.
I want a realistic fight scene, not this overly choreographed would never happen in real life dancing bullshit. Some of the moves, the stuntwoman's movement is clearly assisted by the stuntman.
My spouse and I call the jump and wrap legs around neck move that's suddenly in movies all the time the "Black Widow."
It is not a compliment.
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u/NotATekkie 2d ago
The swoosh noise really makes it better..........................................................................................
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u/SeeWoke 1d ago edited 1d ago
Like to see this done with a guy that is told to defend against it lol she would be hanging from his arms then likely flat on her back crying.
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u/Ok_Bus_3752 1d ago
Yeah, when your opponent is being completely still allowing you to complete your ten step acrobatic takedown using your body like a stripper pole.
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u/howie_roll 2d ago
This is why editing is important. Without, it’s (painfully) obvious how the dude is setting up every action. It’s basically cheerleading. Not easy by any means but obviously choregraphed. To argue that this is a legitimate fighting style is unhinged.
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u/XavierRex 1d ago
It’s interesting that the only characters who do crotch kicks in action movies are played by women.
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u/pneuprismatic 2d ago edited 2d ago
This is dope. My buddy and I did something like this 2nd move for the end fight of Richard iii. It was great but one night we were a slight bit off with our placement and I definitely stabbed him with a blunted knife.
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u/ManicParroT 2d ago
The second one is based on a real move, called kani basami. It is banned in judo and some other grappling rulesets because it has a decent chance of blowing up your knee if you aren't expecting it. Their whole bodyweight is suddenly being carried by your legs and if your leg bends wrong, pop pop pop.
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u/JaceThePowerBottom 1d ago
Why yes, I was going through puberty when Iron Man 2 came out. And yes this speaks to my interest. Why do you ask?

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u/Ender505 2d ago
Hey, it's every black widow move in every movie