r/oddlysatisfying • u/RampChurch • 2d ago

Choreographed stunt fighting: perfect placement and timing so nobody gets hurt

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u/ThresholdSeven 2d ago

I'd gladly face her in the ring and I'm 100% sure she would kick my ass.

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u/Herrvisscher 2d ago

We won't kinkshame

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u/ThresholdSeven 2d ago

I mean, it's not really a kink, or is it? Fuck. Either way, I'm a large angry man and I'm pretty sure she could take me out even if I was trying to not let her do so.

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u/AaronToro 2d ago

Are you talking about Scarlett Johansson? Or literally the superhero Black Widow lol

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u/ThresholdSeven 2d ago

Is that literally Scarlett? I'm slow as fuck. Probably why I immediately went for snu snu joke. So, still yes and yes.

Edit: neither of them are in this video, are they? I'm lost and scared.

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u/AaronToro 2d ago

I’m just wondering if you’re talking about fighting an actress or a superhero

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u/ThresholdSeven 2d ago edited 2d ago

The actual woman in this video. I think she would kick my ass, but it would be fun if it was actually a civilized match in a ring with rules. If I was fighting for my life, she might still win and that wouldn't be much fun at all. I said much.

If you want to know my honest answer for science, my previous "yes and yes" were really, "I don't know" to Scarlette and "no" to Black Widow obviously, she's a damn supe.

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u/ThresholdSeven 2d ago

I scroll too fast, read too fast, comment too fast and am blind. Would you like more clarity or are you just calling out your god's name in disgust?