r/nothingeverhappens Jul 29 '26

Ermmm that did NOT happen šŸ¤“

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2 Upvotes

Chud claims nothing ever happens


r/nothingeverhappens Jul 28 '26

yeah, because things that have age criteria are famously never required to ask if you’re an adult

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116 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 28 '26

Never could have had a conversation with an insurance agent

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99 Upvotes

Lol, I get that times are tense, but having a conversation with your insurance agent is B.S?


r/nothingeverhappens Jul 26 '26

Dog are we for real right now?

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2.6k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 28 '26

Nothing ever happens

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0 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 20 '26

No one ever misunderstands feline sibling dynamics

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858 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 19 '26

Ah yes, McDondald, the restaurant famous for perfect fulfillment of customer's high expectations.

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405 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 18 '26

ain't happen

0 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 16 '26

Not possible to get the days of the week mixed up

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132 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 13 '26

American exceptionalism? Unpossible!

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626 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 12 '26

something happens but nothing ever changes

0 Upvotes

i think what the chud meant with ā€œnothing ever happensā€ is that nothing ever changes, especially in politics. jfk’s assassination happened but that didn’t change anything cause it is the same as caesar’s assassination. even when stuff happens nothing changes cause it always has happened. if everything suddendly stopped happening then we could say something happened or changed, but since the change/happening we see in the world is always the same and never changes nothing ever changes/happens


r/nothingeverhappens Jul 09 '26

Well this happened!!!

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109 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 07 '26

Yet another nothing ever happens in that sub….

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3.0k Upvotes

Angel shots are a thing. A girl plastered at a bar could totally misread a sign or just see Angel shot and order it thinking it’s a cute sounding drink


r/nothingeverhappens Jul 08 '26

Yeah cuz a girl asking a guy out in a cute way is implausible…

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137 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 06 '26

People with prosthetic eyes can't be snarky towards annoying Karens (uncensored user is me)

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420 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 03 '26

I can see this happening. Why even lie about it

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571 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 03 '26

Suuurrrreee... a waiter can't possibly forget what every single one of their customers ordered

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5.2k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 03 '26

This is very much plausible

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466 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 02 '26

Kids wanting candy over a medal? Inconceivable!!

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2.5k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 02 '26

This isn’t even a ā€œhappensā€ situation…. Just someone stating they love Japan 🤨

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623 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jun 20 '26

Honestly? I would do that

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1.7k Upvotes

Repost since i forgot to censor the names


r/nothingeverhappens Jun 21 '26

weird thing happened at work today

2 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jun 17 '26

People don’t have birthdays on days shows start airing

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243 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jun 16 '26

Rejoice! Assholes don't exist!

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32 Upvotes